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<0> cuz it takes nothing to flood it...
<1> lok at my name all down the side thats a lot of jokes
<2> trav, try and flood this channel :)
<1> ucant
<1> cant take up alot of bandwith
<1> anyone like jokes
<1> comeon everyone likes jokes
<1> beer
<3> [Sally-23] Bye Bye Porn Spammer
<1> porn spammer huh
<1> i c monkey
<0> My wife and I went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
<0> "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
<0> "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you are ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.



<0> "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife asked incredulously.
<0> "YES!" said the waitress.
<0> "Then I'll take the special." Said my wife.
<0> "How do you want your eggs?"
<0> "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
<0> Yep, you got it, she took the two eggs home.
<0>
<0> DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS, We've been around the block more than once. Another way is ask for hard boiled and leave them in the shell, great for a snack or add it to your evening meal's salad.
<0> ooo
<4> yup
<1> ive got better
<3> [Kr0m] YO!
<0> I gotta learn not to get kicked...
<1> What do a Rubix cube and a pe*is have in common
<0> ?
<1> The longer you play with them, the harder they get
<4> heya Krom
<1> What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't
<0> weak, dude....
<1> A navel.
<4> well that's easy to do trav
<0> tell me blu, tell me...
<1> What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat
<4> just be nice ,don't pm and play with the bots and don't excess flood :P
<1> A Klondike Bar
<0> yah, the whole flood thing........
<1> What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys
<1> We'd eat ***** every Thanksgiving
<0> damn low bandwidth...
<1> ha ha ha
<1> cant be that low on bandwith
<0> okay, nial, give it a rest, will ya?
<1> ok
<1> that last one was good
<0> I got kicked twice 'cuz of you...
<1> why
<0> 'cuz I',m NEW...
<1> ok
<0> thought I could cut 'n paste an unlimited amount...
<1> mine was worse than yours
<0> guess not...
<5> hi
<0> No, I was including line breaks and such...
<1> i got kcked about 6 times in a row ealier on today and got baned
<0> damn html
<1> so no biggy
<0> ]oh, oh, I was banned today, too!
<1> i know u took up my hole screen
<1> whole oops
<0> sry...
<1> thats funny
<0> sry...
<1> sry for what?
<0> okay, An Official Apology To The Channel.
<0> Okay
<1> apoligise to all bots
<0> what am i sorry for...?
<0> dunno...
<1> having a laugh
<0> might do it again...
<1> ha ha ha ah



<0> (hehehe)
<1> i with ya all the way
<0> (i am evil)
<1> i like a flood
<0> I'm still new to irc, so I am testing my limits
<1> very unpre****table weather here
<1> i got baned before for a month but it was worth it
<2> yes, and so far youre failing badly :)
<0> I guess if I am gonna flood, and get kicked....
<2> try studying first before testing
<4> SPIKEY!!!!!
<0> I am gonna make it worth my while!!!
<1> spiketDog i know it wont work
<2> hiya BluFairy!! :))
<6> Trav your limits are what we let you do
<2> exactly
<0> is that a bot response, or....
<1> lokk what they done to me ealier
<0> :o)
<1> start talking illegal stuff and ull find the bots
<0> hmmm...
<1> like a fish to a hock
<1> be carfull though its annoyning when u try getting bak in
<1> cause they kick u out
<4> heya cindylou :)
<1> trav type please kick me
<0> I got banned! once!
<1> and keep at it
<0> dunno how i got back in
<0> maybe someone had a change of heart
<1> other irc ban me for good
<0> ]can they do that?
<1> only reason its just us no one to show off too
<0> aaaawwww....(retch)
<1> purple writing
<6> we can ban you forever
<1> how
<2> votes for a foreverBan
<2> lol
<0> Why not just sign in on a new IP?
<1> dns
<0> dns?
<1> is this my vote kool
<7> hi scarface6! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<8> hi Martha
<8> are you 18?
<1> marta is a bot be careful
<8> ok
<8> haha
<8> !
<1> i wana b a bot
<8> i have forgotten the codes for mirc
<9> hey BluFairy
<4> hey cyghost
<10> !
<4> logi !!!..*huggles*..sigh
<11> hey there BluFairy
<11> hey Spike
<3> [Colleen^] Bye Bye Porn Spammer
<4> heya dee```
<4> heya JSwisher
<12> hey BluFairy How ya doing
<9> hey JSwisher
<4> trying to feel great Jswisher and you?
<1> i wuv u all
<1> ha ha ah ah
<12> hi cyghost one day at a time BluFairy but good
<8> whos was Caprice?


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