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<0> (rasberry)
<1> TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
<1> Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk
<2> watch the caps, STRESS boy.
<0> lol
<3> HOLA
<3> ALGUIEN HABLA ESPAOL=???
<0> so where is 9-1
<2> no cott
<0> ?
<1> One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing
<2> no habl;a espaniol here
<3> ES CIERTTO QUE CYPRESS NO EXISTE MAS???
<2> damn crap I am indian.
<3> INDIAN??
<1> woops
<4> knsa gnhan dha makipag ***?
<0> Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers
<2> Amen Trav
<1> A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
<0> old!
<1> will i stop
<2> yes you will stop
<5> not yet 2 stop
<0> Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers
<2> if they were good... man
<1> Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?
<6> hi qd! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<2> ARGGGG
<1> my sister
<1> lone dog will i go back to liners
<0> nice...
<7> anybody know how to download music?
<0> "f you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." - Will Rogers
<1> Why did the man put his money in the freezer
<0> Limewire, uTorrent...
<2> I will start making up my own... I can think.
<1> He wanted cold hard cash!
<0> good downloaders
<0> old old old...
<1> What do you get from a pampered cow
<1> Spoiled milk.
<0> um...
<0> ooo...bad...
<2> see ya morons
<0> mmm...spoiled milk...
<1> Where do polar bears vote
<1> The North Poll
<0> The north polll
<2> stop using joke programs
<0> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<0> yah!
<1> Why don't skeletons fight each other
<0> i can copy and paste with the best of them!
<1> good
<1> They don't have the guts
<2> ohh have fun then... Ill be back later
<1> bye
<0> okay...
<2> dinna say I was leavng
<2> just said I would be back later
<1> yes
<0> "Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back." - Will Rogers
<1> ha ha ha
<6> hi donmendo! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<0> "Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers
<1> want more?
<2> A breain in the head is worth something "lonedog"
<0> give 'er
<0> Git-R-Done!
<1> Where do sheep go to get haircuts
<2> 2n'd brain women love more "londog"
<0> the baaaarber
<1> no To the Baa Baa shop
<0> nice...
<0> lol
<1> ok i will go away from the kids jokes
<0> k...
<0> how 'bout adult jokes...
<0> Yo
<2> no
<1> Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
<1> this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles
<0> lol
<0> rofl
<0> thats good!
<8> wb spiketdog
<1> What was the First Commandment
<0> ?
<9> Thou shalt NOT hit on any woman younger than 12?
<1> Adam, eat my pus*y
<0> thou
<0> weak...
<0> Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf
<9> hmmm...nial is a chick?
<1> no
<1> this one old
<1> First god created earth, then he rested...
<1> Then he created man, then he rested...
<1> Then he created women and no one has rested since
<0> hehe
<0> "The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
<1> man and a woman started to have *** in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating gr*** for the past ten minutes!"
<1> woops
<0> Oooohhh,,,!!!! Nasty...
<1> Your girlfriend is ugly when.
<0> when....?
<1> She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure
<1> She startles the animals at the zoo.
<0> (general nasty look)
<1> Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock
<0> lol
<1> She makes onions cry
<1> On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone
<1> come on someone else come up with jokes!!!
<1> i give up
<0> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
<0>
<0> Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
<0> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
<0> Older Woman: Oh, I see.
<0>
<0> Officer: Can I see your license please?
<0>
<0> Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
<0>
<0> Officer: Don't have one?
<0>
<0> Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
<10> Trav stop repeating 4in60
<11> Trav stop repeating 4in60
<12> Trav stop repeating 4in60
<1> ha ha ha
<1> An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the
<1> woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells
<0> dammit... got kicked...
<1> super pus~y
<0> sry'
<13> hey
<13> brb
<1> The old man says "I'll have the soup."
<0> mmm...soup...
<1> A blonde walked in on her husband having an affair. She was so angry she pulled out a gun and pointed to the woman's head. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, "No, don't!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"
<0> this irc has really low bandwidth, doesnnt it?
<1> des iit
<1> must stop jokes
<0> it does
<1> how u know
<0> cuz it takes nothing to flood it...
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