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Comments:
<0> is that the only way you get joy
<1> he kicked me so many times i like it now i got used of it
<2> hi mar! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<3> new bus came in
<1> huh?
<3> lamer bus
<4> lol
<1> what u?
<0> yes, from watching most kids that's what they think is funny...to be kicked
<5> whats a bus besides a large ppl carrier?
<3> nial was on it
<6> hi jamie
<1> wa wa wa wa stop please stop
<1> ha ha
<6> hi mrk
<3> want a little cheese with your wine
<1> cheeze yum
<3> nial
<1> yes
<3> never mind
<1> niceone
<1> ha ha
<1> and nial rapes him
<1> zzz
<7> hi
<1> i fell asleap huh what hapened?
<7> agh not much go back to sleep
<1> i missed nothing im going to sleep again
<1> zzzzzz
<4> !seen ledzep
<8> hey
<7> hello scarface6?
<1> shhh be quiet im trying to sleep aghhh
<1> zzzzzzz
<8> hi smash...
<9> hey any girls wanna chat with a 19 m from canada?
<10> no
<5> not me
<10> i was speaking for the girls too
<2> asl skoty19! please dont /msg people you dont know. We prefer to talk here in the channel.
<1> nope
<9> i thought this place was for beginners..and you get all up in my **** just for msg you.. ive had it done a hundred times to me...so get used to it
<1> true
<9> and maybe if you looked up youd see my asl....
<1> zzzzzz
<11> hello
<9> hey whats up...asl?
<1> i think its joke time is that boring
<11> some girl wanna chat with me.. jus click on my nick
<1> what u call a dog with no legs
<6> hi!
<11> :S
<1> Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway
<9> hahah nice
<11> daaaaaaaa
<6> lol
<1> What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
<6> is there a diference?
<9> ???
<11> what da heck ...
<1> Snowballs
<9> so lame but so funny
<6> hahaha
<11> omfg this channel ****s
<1> im bored i was reading some crappy jokes i thought i would share
<1> What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms
<12> hey ld big bro
<1> Matt!
<13> heya acey bro!
<1> Why don't oysters give to charity?
<14> !seen SpikeTDog
<12> hey Banana-Jo
<1> u wont the answer
<14> hey acey2
<12> :)
<14> how you feeling today?
<1> Because they're shellfish.
<14> N E better?
<12> im doing much better thank u
<13> nana jo!
<14> hey LD
<14> how r ya?
<13> I am sweet and awesowme :)
<1> How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
<6> ?
<1> Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again
<6> lo
<6> l
<6> is that all?
<6> hi ujg
<6> hi solblair
<6> how are you?
<1> How do you know if your a red neck
<6> soloblair
<6> i don't know
<1> You go to the family reunon to find a date
<13> Got me a Budweiser, first beer in a long time. 24 oz.
<6> hahahaaha
<14> !daiquiri
<1> What is green and smells
<13> yer mom?
<6> what?
<1> Hulk's fart.
<6> ew
<1> If s*x is a pain in the butt your doing it wrong
<13> yikes
<6> yeah right
<1> I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
<6> k
<1> What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of ****?
<13> my lalst girlfriend would disupute that.
<1> The bucket.
<13> nail please stop the one liners
<1> What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
<15> After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
<15> When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
<1> A gigolo only screws one person at a time
<13> thats why I never shut up/ can back up anyothing I say
<15> lo;
<15> lol
<1> u want longer jokes ok can be done
<15> k
<15> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
<1> How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
<6> 2
<1> One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an '800' number to order an American light bulb.
<15> how many?
<13> nial: stop the constant jokes on this channnel please.
<15> why?...
<6> yeah why?
<13> cuz they are stupid.
<1> ill stop if u dont think ther funny
<6> how does it happened
<6> ?
<13> old, old old old and OLD
<1> u wan new
<15> do you want a smart joke, then?...
<16> nadie habla ESPAOL??? ****
<1> yup
<15> There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
<15> so there
<1> ha ha ha
<6> hahaha
<13> yeah... and you are the peer
<1> ill get better ones so
<15> no i'm not...
<6> nice one lonedog
<13> yes ya were I saw you trying to tip a cow too.
<15> (rasberry)
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