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<0> has anyone setup a merchant account and done online cc billing
<1> yup
<0> who did you use
<1> well... i'm .no, so i used a national provider
<1> called netaxept :)
<0> did you have to have your app setup so they could review it
<0> and approve it
<0> before you signed an agreement with them
<2> Any way I can execute ASP code stored in a string from another ASP-script?
<3> save it to a file, server.execute the file
<3> but that's not a good solution
<1> loonatik: nope, need to verify that transactions were ok on a test server, and then i got the live login
<1> +ed
<1> don't really remember if they had to check it, they took my word for it :)



<1> or don't know rather
<1> xAyiDe: you can Eval() the code, but that's not very performance-friendly
<4> hey guys, any idea why a 'time' column is not displaying when i output to asp even though i know there is content in the field
<4> db is mysql
<2> Mac- yepp just found that..
<2> is that really so bad performencewise?
<2> You mean you know there are better ways?
<2> it seems to be only 10 times slower than normal
<1> hehe
<1> well if there's no other way around it (hardcoded case statements) or switching to jscript, then use it
<2> This is because I just want an easy way to make 2 file CMS to upload to a webhotel ;)
<2> I guess this is the easiest.. Performance is of no concern ;)
<2> kinda odd its slower than the real thing?
<2> Could be it does a second call to PHP and buffers output in a variable which is then returned to calling script which dumps it to the client
<1> where did php suddenly come from?
<2> sorry asp
<1> yes the vbscript interpreter is invoked to evaluate the expression, yes
<2> I saw some other solution a few days ago. But cant remember where
<2> I paste it here if I find it
<1> you haved explained what you're doing, except wanting to execute ASP code contained in a string
<2> Hmms this eval does not exists for non .net asp?
<2> I want to store my pages of asp in a database. So to be simple to edit instad of upload to webhotel for every new edition
<3> oh my god that's a ****ing ugly solution
<5> Can anyone tell me how to get a DetailsView control to show a "New" button when no record is selected?
<2> Teycho[a] : Yeah I know ,)
<2> I guess I can user executeglobal
<2> For those who are interested this is one solution: http://www.planet-source-code.com/vb/scripts/ShowCode.asp?txtCodeId=7651&lngWId=4
<2> Just to make a good ending of my questionary ;)
<1> so you wanted dynamic includes...
<1> i bet it's slower than just including all possible options ;)
<2> Yepp
<2> This will alow me to paste a string from a database
<1> a string of code in a database?
<2> Jepp, but its more transparent for the user ;)
<1> oh lord ;)
<2> yes
<2> hehe
<2> hmms I could even run my script from a textarea ;)
<2> Just paste code and see if it works ;)
<1> pretty pointless if you've got xp pro with a local web server ;)
<2> Na, the webserver is on a webhotel. So I want to get rid of FTPing ,)
<1> this is a poor solution, just so it's been said
<2> Yeah and i knew before I searched for it ,)
<1> goodie
<1> but i guess noone can stop you now!
<2> But I just had to ;)
<2> No they can't ;))
<5> can any SQL wizard tell me if I have the ordinal values of an enum in a database field, how to convert them to text in the select?
<3> .tostring
<3> wait, what?
<5> Its OK, I figured it out.. created another database table with values and text values for the enum, and then did an inner join in the SELECT
<3> So you had an enum in code, and the integer representing that enum stored in the database?



<5> yeah
<3> And when you returned the integer from the database, you wanted the text to display?
<5> yep, exactly
<3> if you're going to do a lookup table, why have an enum?
<5> how do you mean?
<5> the enum is used in an object which is not really aware of the database
<5> the database is really a log of actions
<5> i dunno, it makes sense to me but then again it is 2am :)
<6> s
<6> !request members.bangbros.com
<7> hello
<8> how do you call < > in english?
<9> angled brackets
<9> or less than and greater than
<8> tx
<10> I call them angle brackets
<10> but they are officially LT and GT
<10> hence &gt; and &lt; in html
<11> !find bangbros
<12> .
<10> that wasn't in the least bit pointless.
<9> I'm stalking waiting for it to come back and type !request hotmilf or summat
<9> then kappow, ban it's ***
<10> <11> !find bangbros
<10> that cracked me up
<13> hi apathy- =)
<10> hello Elfkin
<10> hah, my boss just set his car alarm off in the car park and couldn't find his magic button to stop it
<10> stupid porsche owners
<13> yeah
<10> I p***ed my motorbike test about 6 weeks ago and bought a grown-up bike soon afterwards...
<10> so my boss started asking me about the performance figures with this big grin on his face
<13> sweet, what kind of bike?
<10> he looked so dejected when I told him :)
<10> CBR600F
<13> Im drooling after a Kawasaki ninja zx6
<13> hehe
<10> I nearly went for that actually
<13> can't compare a bike to a car
<10> but this CBR was mint and just as cheap
<13> but guess I should take the drivers licence before taking the motorbike test
<10> I don't drive a car :)
<10> where are you at ?
<10> the US ?
<13> me neither, I don't really need to either as my new job is only a 5 minute bicycle ride from home, but still nice to have the licence ;)
<13> .no
<10> oh, sorry
<13> You?
<10> my bad :)
<10> uk
<10> north wales
<13> ok
<10> as far as motorcycle licenses go btw, I'd get one sooner rather than later
<10> the anti-spee dlobbyists are making it harder and harder to break into the whole thing
<10> and the euro-safety nazis
<10> it's got a lot more expensive if nothing else
<13> luckily norway isn't a part of EU ;)
<14> anyone know of any cheap SMS gateway services?
<15> I have a GridView (table) and what to create a CSS stylesheet cl*** that will stretch the gridview all the way from left to right of the screen. would I use .stretch { left:10em } ??
<16> can anyone help me with putting dates into an access database? I have the field set up as Date/Time and update the field with a date, and it puts it in as a time value
<17> anyone know how to pre-populate a textbox field with DateTime.Now()... is it <asp:textbox id='textbox1' text='<% DateTime.Now() %> runat='server'/>
<18> !request http://vivid.com/members/ (ccbill)


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