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<0> http://absolutefacials.com/members/index.html
<1> gek you are annoying
<1> take your russian spam somewhere else
<1> I am using CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
<1> Can i keep using writeline until i close the file?
<1> or do i have to writeline(VariableWithAllTheData)
<2> can someone suggest alternatives to aspimage ?
<3> depood: aspjpeg?
<2> Mac-, yeah...thanks
<4> hi, what would be the command to get the currentdate and time and then add 3 days to it to another string?
<5> how can I tell the rs position?



<3> why do you need to know? :D
<5> to check if it's the first record or not
<3> rs.bof
<3> true if "beginning of file"
<5> not working
<5> i'm not getting the same result like if I use (if i=0) and after i=i+1
<6> to start programming with asp.net, do i need both of the net frameworks, or can i just install the second one?
<7> anyone familiar with using cdo for sending email in asp?
<8> hey all, anyone know what the opposite command would be for "on error resume next" i.e. to turn this off? i want to trap errors for my database functions, but for any other error I don't want it to p*** over it
<9> on error stop? :-p
<8> ah, that makes sense :)
<8> except it doesnt work hehe
<5> how can I get the date of sunday this week?
<5> ?
<5> hello?!
<10> HIGH
<5> how can I get the date of sunday this week?
<8> http://www.w3schools.com/vbscript/vbscript_ref_functions.asp#date
<8> find current day of week, find difference between then and sunday, use dateadd to get new date
<5> but I dont know what's sunday is
<8> the days of the week are numbered 1-7
<8> its a simple subtraction
<5> dont get it
<5> how can find difference between then and sunday if I dont know what sunday is
<8> because sunday is always the same number
<8> i.e. 1
<5> so? where do I use it?
<8> look at the functions on the site
<5> oh ok
<11> What's the 'best' way to do parameterized sql in cl***ic asp? I'm needing to convert evil code.
<10> why arent you converting to asp.net?
<12> b/c his employer can't or won
<12> 't?
<12> apparently supporting legacy code
<1> how similar is asp to asp.net as far as syntax goes?
<11> Yeah
<11> They aren't...
<11> I'm a C# developer...
<11> It's easy to do in C#... SqlCommand.Parameters.Add("@paramname", value);
<11> ANd I just found a Red Swingline Stapler floating around our office. It's now in my cube.
<10> lol did bruce lee and chuck norris actually fight???? http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=nZAAK7_NcSw
<12> loonatik: as i remember they were at least aquinted
<12> loonatik: as i remember they were at least aquainted
<10> they fought



<12> Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon
<10> a movie about it
<10> funny **** ive never seen it
<13> hey guys, know its unrelated, but how does one create a .vbs script to run on windows?
<13> just in a text editor and call .vbs?
<10> you have to install php modles
<13> i think not
<14> php is not made to support 2000 bbs
<1> If myFSO.FileExists (ConfigFileToWriteTo) then
<1> response.write = "<font color='red'>The file " & ConfigFileToWriteTo & " already exists.</font>"
<1> why is this response.write erroring out? =[
<1> Object doesn't support this property or method: 'response.write'
<10> s/=//
<1> oh
<1> lol?
<10> exactly
<13> can someone tell me what language these scripts are written in http://www.boxtechnologies.com/support/faq.html
<12> looks like VB with a two second view
<12> yes, though we often wish it, VB just wont die
<13> so will that run in a .vbs file? because i seem to be getting Expected end of statement errors when i try
<13> im opening my shop tomorrow, and i need to get this working to open the cash drawer
<13> really stressing out
<10> modles ask the person who wrote the software
<13> which software?
<13> its my own eopos program ive made
<13> just need this bit
<13> i need to create an exe or .vbs that will open the drawer
<15> .
<14> so write it modles!
<13> i dont have visual basic so im stuck to vbs or batch
<1> just get a prybar
<13> :)
<10> so let me get this straight, you are trying to open a store and thought it was a good idea to write your own POS, but you dont have vb or any other real programming language
<10> and you have one day to finish let alone test your software
<13> yup thats it
<10> yea.
<13> got it in one
<10> something tells me your business is gonna fail
<10> ;)
<14> how did you write your own POS app w ithout a language?
<14> did you do it in vbs?
<13> filemaker
<10> LOL
<14> really
<13> a very common use for it actually
<14> $50 and i'll write the thing for you.
<13> many of the of the shelf epos apps are built with it
<14> hows paypal sound?
<13> Rizard: sure
<13> make me an exe that will open it and you got your $50
<14> who makes it?
<13> its a standard epson tm-88 setup
<13> the url i posted should be the right code


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