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<0> !requst
<0> http://members.bangbrosnetwork.com/
<1> ?
<0> !requst
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<1> this is not a pr0n channel
<1> read the topic
<1> sigh
<0> yes it is
<1> no it's not
<1> you're on the wrong network
<1> get a grip
<0> so where is the right network
<1> how the **** should i know?
<0> u kno



<1> #ASP.Net for .NET Questions || #Active Server Pages, NOT alt.***.p***words!
<1> that's the topic for this channel
<1> and i'm not some horny 70-year old looking for porno on the internet
<0> ur right ur a 24 year old that cant get no *** lookin 4 porno on the inthernet
<1> not entirely true
<0> so ur 23
<0> lol
<0> u r
<1> actually i'm 27
<1> oh
<2> lol
<2> whata jack***
<2> how can we render a bitmap object
<3> hiya. Is this the appropriate place to ask cl***ic ASP questions? or strictly .net stuff?
<4> this is it
<4> its late though, most are prolly sleep
<3> excellent. My question is fairly straightforward .. I have an "age" variable stored in a SQL database as a DATETIME, and I'm able to retrieve it in vbscript/asp easy enough. Trying to calculate their age in years based on that
<3> thought I had it right (its certainly close), but in many cases, is showing the user as 1 year less than they actually are
<3> wondered if there was a standard way to convert a DateTime variable into an age-in-years, given the difference between that datettime and the current time/date
<3> this is more or less what I have now:
<3> DateDiff("YYYY", dtDOB, NOW() ) - 1 dtDOB being the datetime I have stored
<3> have also tried "Date()" in place of Now()
<3> any suggestions?
<5> does anyone know of an upload script or component that will upload a video file without the use of enctype="multipart/form-data"
<5> is there such thing as a simple form upload script? one that does not have an enctype?
<5> basicly this component I have for capturing video and uploading it submits a form automaticly
<5> i can't change it and it uses what they call simple form upload
<5> and does NOT have an enctype on it but they do not provide the upload component they tell me that's up to me
<6> !requesthttp://videobox.com/login.jtp
<7> active server pages
<7> not porn
<8> hello all, anyone around who might be able to help me add some stuff to my store page?
<8> I have this little ASP script, I was trying to just copy and paste, I'm not sure if the script is entirely self-contained or not
<9> ask the person who wrote it
<8> he was let go from the company
<8> That's why I'm here ;)
<8> It seems to be a fairly simple script, can I pastebin what we have?
<9> well we certianly arent going to be able to help you, so either hire the guy back (contract?), figure it out yourself, or quit
<8> I'm sorry, but is this not an ASP help channel?
<9> this is #asp not #doyourworkforyou
<8> The work is already done
<9> great, then you dont need our help
<8> I simply need a little ASP help. it would take only a few minutes.
<9> if you ask a ASP question sure, but im not looking at your code for you
<9> especially not someone elses code you are trying to figure out
<9> hire the guy back if you cant figure it out
<9> or rewrite it
<8> The entire site is done in ASP, I know only very basic ASP, I was simply trying to get a tad bit of help with something I'm having trouble with. I am an employee, I don't have the authority to hire anyone back.
<9> [11:16] <@loonatik> ask the person who wrote it
<9> [11:17] <8> he was let go from the company
<9> [11:17] <8> That's why I'm here ;)
<9> if you were his replacement
<9> then you should know asp
<9> if not, hire someone who does
<8> Okay, this isn't what I came here for. I would appreciate some help from someone who is willing to help me rather than argue with me. I'm getting paid to fix this site, not to argue, so i can't.
<9> LOL
<9> then fix it
<9> otherwise pay me



<9> and ill fix it for you
<10> how come when i open my asp page with a browser, it shows the code and not the page
<1> because the server doesn't support asp
<1> i think :)
<10> ic
<10> i just need to have iis that's all right?
<1> yes
<10> hmm
<9> Mediator
<9> mefromfl you have to view the asp file through your web server
<9> and it needs to be IIS
<10> i can't built the page locally?
<10> and view it there first
<9> mefromfl yes you can, just use IIS
<9> locally
<10> k i did add the iis component
<1> oh, i asumed he was using iis on his own box :S
<10> yes
<10> not webserver
<10> i have access to a webserver, but i can only ftp to it, so I can't do what this program is asking me to do
<10> that's y i wanna test it on my computer
<9> install iis locally
<9> and use it
<10> just goto conrol panel/add remove programs right?
<9> yes
<10> and add iis component thru there
<9> yes
<9> and put your files in wwwroot
<9> and view them through the web server
<10> ahh
<10> ic
<10> hmmm, still the same when i put it in wwwroot
<10> nm
<10> u know any good geoip software?
<10> that's easy?
<7> ever check out maxmind?
<10> that's what i'm checking out now
<10> their docs are hard to follow
<7> well they seem to be one of the best out there, just get some coffee and get down to it
<10> :)
<10> i can't even get my .asp page to display on my computer
<9> mefromfl what is so hard man
<9> mefromfl explain to me how you are viewing the page
<9> you said you have it in wwwroot
<9> how do you view it
<10> well i think i have it working now, i just type localhost on my browser and it comes up now
<10> before i was just right clicking the file and opening it with browsers
<9> which isnt viewing the file trhough the web server
<9> through8
<9> opening in localhost is
<9> http://localhost/file.aspx
<10> yes that's what i'm doing
<10> i thought i could have just right click on the asp file and view with browser
<9> mefromfl can I ask you a question
<9> why are you learning cl***ic asp
<9> and not asp.net
<10> my enviroment here is asp
<9> define here
<10> work
<10> it's still using asp stuff
<9> well if your company is still doing new dvelopment in asp cl***ic
<9> you need to find a better company
<10> well they are doing it in jsp
<10> but i only have access to asp server
<10> can i do .net on those?
<11> how can u not know those answers if your doing development for a company?
<10> i am not
<10> i'm just testing an geo ip application for a website
<10> i have no programming experiece
<11> mm k


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