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<0> anyway to ***ign a single thread to multiple virtual cpus on a dual core PC? so instead of utilizing only 50% of the cpu the thread uses 100%?
<1> I want all lines from a database where the 'name' field got a certain letter or word inside it, how should the sqlstring look like?
<2> I have a variable and I want to use an IF statement on it and if IF is succesful I want it to load a certain URL, anyone point me in the right direction please?
<3> JoseUK: if (thestatement = true) then response.redirect("http://www.exmple.xom";)
<4> hey guys - what's the best answer for "What do you consider your worst attributes?" in an interview? :)
<3> EoN: that you rely on irc instead of your real life friends for advice.
<3> I'm ****ing everywhere.
<5> can some1 help me test a page..... i'm not sure if only my own network can access my website or it's it's externally available (router config etc...) give me a shout (just a 2 second job, click on a link and tell me) thank you
<6> i need visual studio guys
<6> any body has it
<1> how do you check how many records a recordset has without looping through it?



<2> ta shiaraka
<2> im a total asp nubcake trying to put this forwarded based on IP thing together
<2> <%
<2> for each x in Request.ServerVariables("REMOTE_ADDR")
<2> if (x & = 127.0.0.1) then response.redirect("http://www.exmple.xom";)
<2> %>
<2> how much do I ****? :P
<2> hrm I keep downloading example scripts from various places and none of them work ;/
<2> basic scripts do but as soon as i use slightly less nubish code i get err600
<2> err, 500
<7> x & = <-- this isn't correct ASP syntax
<7> 127.0.0.1 is not a valid constant too, try "127.0.0.1'
<7> and no need for the "for each" part
<2> " ' |
<2> ?
<7> so here is a code for what you seem to want to do :
<2> like this :
<2> <%
<2> x in Request.ServerVariables("REMOTE_ADDR")
<2> if (x & = "127.0.0.1') then response.redirect("http://www.exmple.xom";)
<2> %>
<7> no
<7> like this :
<7> If Request.ServerVariables("REMOTE_ADDR") = "127.0.0.1" Then Response.redirect "http://www.example.com"; %>
<7> and just add a " <% " at the beginig, that is :
<7> <% If Request.ServerVariables("REMOTE_ADDR") = "127.0.0.1" Then Response.redirect "http://www.example.com"; %>
<2> ahh
<2> one liners ftw
<2> cheers that worked
<2> now, for other hosts can I just do else statements?
<7> yes
<2> sweet :) works fine
<7> great :)
<2> cheers :)
<7> cheers, enjoy :)
<2> now i only have 200 entries to do..
<2> excel time :P
<7> what are you trying to do exactly/
<7> maybe there is a simpler way :)
<8> you don't want 200 if-then-else statements !?
<2> if a user comes from specific IP, goto their website
<7> alright ... excel seems fine heeh
<2> ja, its crude but it will work
<7> ah JoseUK, don't use a "if-then"



<7> use a "select case"
<2> ahh
<7> it goes sth like this :
<7> <% select case request.servervariables("REMOTE_ADDR")
<2> select case grabs the IP then goes to the correct part of the code? byp***ing the rest?
<7> yes kinda :)
<2> I will stay crude till I understand it a little better
<2> the only .asp knowledge I have is from hacking server 2003 OWA code
<7> http://rafb.net/p/jmvlTV15.html
<7> check that link :)
<2> ta
<2> thats some nice code or something going on there :P
<2> i like the line definitions too
<7> when you use the code don't copy the line numebrs :D
<2> ofc :P
<8> As an alternative to that, you could also use a database to store all ip adresses, and then check up against that - but that's probably for later :)
<8> although it would make your code much smaller :)
<2> i only have max 180 or so IP addys
<2> its for a very small customer base
<8> could that base grow ?
<8> at any given time in future
<2> not at a quick rate :P
<2> 5 extra per year or so
<8> alright
<2> its for primary schools in my local LEA
<2> not corporate customers etc.
<2> its basicaly, depending on which IP they come from so I can identify the school and give them a link on their home page to goto their school website
<2> atm i have www.primaryt.co.uk/google.html
<8> just a h***le to manually update your ASP page everytime, instead of having it an admin area, where you can just add the IP to the database... but for now, using select-statements is good enough
<2> yeah, to be honest, id have to do all the admin work anyway
<2> schools don't know what IP address' are ;)
<8> hehe
<2> where i come from newho, heh
<2> my solicitor is starting to piss me off
<2> oops, wrong chan
<9> how do I get the whole query at once?
<9> if user did: index.asp?id=1&number=2
<9> i want at least: "id=1&number=2"
<9> theres a way?
<9> so I can redir him back in case he needs to log in before acessign that page
<9> thanks in advance.
<9> oh, finally found it
<2> :P
<2> isn't irc so helpful?
<9> haha yes :)
<10> I have a gridview, now how would i change this to only apply it to the very top horizontal row in the gridview(e.Row.BackColor = Color.Red;)
<10> how would i specify to make the top horizontal row red?
<10> anyone here?
<11> using Microsoft.XMLDOM how do I print out/save the xml document with indentation?
<11> right now I get one long line
<8> ?? paste


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