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<0> ok I got a joke
<1> brb
<0> this lil boy comes home and his mom asks... "how was school today"
<2> @flashed, i got the solution
<0> he says... 'well in school today I ****ed the teacher"
<0> she gets pissed and says u tell ur father what u just told me!
<0> so he does
<0> and his father is so proud of his son he says... "lets go buy u a new bicycle!"
<0> as their leaving the store the father asks... "you wanna ride your bike now?"
<0> and the boy sadly looks up at his father and says.....
<0> "not just yet... my arse still hurts"
<1> lawl :)
<3> oh man
<0> :P
<0> this husband is real horny one night and asks his wife if he can make love to her....
<0> she says no cuz she has a gynacoligist app in the morning and wants to be FRESH



<0> he rolls over... and a few min later rolls back over and asks.....
<0> "do you have a dental app tommorow?"
<1> hheehe
<0> brandie told me that one cuz she said it sounds like me
<3> I'll have to tell that one to the wife
<0> hehe
<1> ahah
<1> hows isis?
<1> jealous?
<0> u know....
<0> shes actually taken up with brandie
<0> now its like 3 girls to one boy
<4> rarrrrr
<0> Im so outgunned
<0> blupstah :)
<1> hehe
<4> 'sup
<1> u wont last long..
<0> hey bro throiw my new IP to meegz when ya see him for me :)
<0> flash: *nod* tru dat
<0> ssdd... what ya been up too? hows ur biker girl?
<4> i've been wringing my poor lil bike for all its worth at the moment
<4> the woman's great
<4> :)
<4> since the bike is gonna be junked
<0> !!!! sweeet
<4> its head gasket is dodgy
<0> junked?
<0> oooooOOO
<4> so its new bike time for me
<0> ur ready for a bigger cyc anyway now no?
<4> in the next coupla week
<4> yep
<4> i got my license all ready onthe weekend
<4> piss easy
<0> what ya gonna get?
<0> o?
<4> suzuki gsr-600
<4> not a gsxr-600
<0> ahhhhh
<0> got a pic?
<4> they dun seem to sell the gsr over at your end
<4> yeh just a tic
<0> yeah Im not fam
<4> http://www.mcnews.com.au/Wallpaper/Suzuki/gsr600/Index.htm
<5> gsr is a sweet little bike
<5> i'd like to have one
<4> basically a slightly cut down naked version of the gsxr
<4> hell yea
<5> i almost bought a gsxr 750
<0> void :)
<5> but the guy who wants to buy my bike is being a ****
<4> yeah
<5> hey rip
<5> whats up
<0> ssdd brutha man.... hows all in ur neck o the woods?
<5> same
<4> i'm not into racey kinda bikes, seating position doesn't work for me
<5> job hunting
<4> prefer something mroe upright
<5> but thats about it



<5> i can do either
<6> it lives!
<6> hey doc
<5> i want a triumph speed triple too
<0> o? u should have no trub with that I would'nt think
<5> but i like my race bikes
<4> triumph sprint st would be sweet
<0> mad :)
<0> void: me too
<5> i had a TL1000r
<5> would kill for another one of those
<0> I want a new 600rr
<5> loved that bike
<4> ahh
<5> have a stupid honda now =P
<4> crud gotta get moving
<4> laters gentlemen
<0> cya blupstah give da girly a greetz for me
<5> seeya
<6> ciao
<0> what model void?
<0> I miss my cbr's so bad :*(
<7> u guys know whats the latest gfx cards from both nvidia and ati?
<5> f4i
<0> and u dont like it?
<5> lemme see ifi have a pic
<0> that bike is so beautifully balanced
<5> not a big fan of honda
<0> its basically the same setup as my f2 was
<5> its not nearly as balanced as my TL was :P
<0> u got like a two brothers exhaust and jet kit or anything?
<0> that'll really make it flow
<0> really? weird
<5> jardine exhaust and power commander
<5> we don't do jet kits anymore ;)
<0> then again I guess the build oif the rider has aalot to play into that
<5> fuel injected
<0> o thats right its a f4"i"
<0> hehehe my bad
<0> u got a pic?
<5> looking
<5> i got 8 billion pictures of my dog
<0> even tho ur not a wing fan.... what do u think of the RR's?
<0> lol
<5> nope, no pics :-\
<5> i like the new ones
<0> ahhhh
<0> yeah I really do too
<0> so aggressive and TIGHT
<5> http://home.mchsi.com/~mbennum/pics/P6160035.JPG
<5> :P
<0> not a huge fan of the duc can but.... 2 bros changes that up
<5> i am gonna go home and wash the car and bike tonight after work
<5> i'll take some pics
<0> lol so cute
<0> he's got sum muscle on him eh?
<0> me and ur pup look alot o like.... I have those same wrinkles under my eyes
<8> http://www.3dluvr.com/grid/temp/impreza/WRXSTIPSE/WRXSTIPSE_05____.jpg got me a new car last week :)
<9> whats that penis shaped love toy the dogs got? .'/
<0> that real or grid?
<8> http://www.3dluvr.com/grid/temp/impreza/WRXSTIPSE/allimages.php some more
<0> thaz a new model yes?
<8> 04
<0> I mean I never know with ur stuff... always so real looking
<8> hehe
<0> I mean is it 3d or?
<8> real
<8> thats photos
<0> o nice
<5> yeah rip hes a strong little bastard
<5> nice
<5> what did you take it with?
<10> GRID_ : http://pishmo.com/macro/
<0> sweet ride


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