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<0> use the cobalt bomb!
<1> use Da Bomb!!
<0> wasted the ****ers, allways been war down there kinda tires me now :) cause i cant get down and see the famous old places
<0> btw Borat what do you export ? only tech stuff or do you have oil and some farming ?
<1> theres this sketch where a jornalist, a general, a politic, and some random guy who as the solution for everything. they are in a debate and the random guy solution to the terrorism
<1> is a bomb that attacks based on the smell of curry..
<1> ahaha..
<0> heh
<1> its so funny and racist..
<2> mostly machinery and equipment, software, cut diamonds, agricultural products, chemicals, textiles and apparel
<0> gonna waste lots from india
<0> ok
<2> we're good with technology and less with natural resources (since we don't have them)
<0> hehe
<0> ever been to jerusalem ?
<2> sure
<0> man i really want to see that place before it gets blowen up
<0> all that old arch
<2> heh, i won't get blown up since it's sacred for all the religions
<0> not us :D
<2> what is us?
<0> scandiavien
<0> old wikings :D
<0> ;)
<2> you're not christian?
<1> :)
<0> not really
<0> not many are
<2> ah. then not vikings :D
<1> ahaha
<1> Fez rawks :D
<0> we are members of the danish church like 88% of the ppl here
<0> but only 10% cares about it :D
<1> and 5% go to curch
<2> yeah, most of the people here are not religious aswell
<0> something like that
<2> hey, I eat pork :D
<1> omg.. u dont!!
<0> bacon rocks
<1> ham pawns :)
<1> Borat: most everyone does takes his religion to full context...
<0> hehe a muslim on a field trip was so tired and hungry that i didt wanted to tell he was eating pork :D
<1> he would eat it the same :P
<1> he's a human first..
<0> ye
<0> perhaps
<3> any humans here?
<1> bip
<1> bip bip
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<2> AH MY BORAT
<2> MY NAME*
<3> well u are better nothing...http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=varit7om.jpg have any ideas why colors look like 8bit? the image is 32bits rendered with scanline
<3> than
<1> how much zoom it has?
<3> x 3
<1> whats the app on the background??
<3> some instrument
<1> about the banding could be cuse of the texture..
<3> theres no textures in that material
<1> try rendering with mental ray..
<1> not sure if scanline is full hdr...
<3> mentalray prolly works but im not used to it... isnt there any way i can get rid of that effect with scanline?
<1> are u clamping the output??
<1> or something like that?
<1> i think in the VFB it only shows the 8 bit version..
<3> i saved it in png
<1> how's the pic when u save to .hdr?
<1> or any 32 bits pic..
<1> and looks like that?
<3> yea.. now i also tried with mentalray using sample rate of 64 and it looks the same
<1> so it must be a render p*** issue..
<3> what vers of max u using?
<1> 8
<1> u?
<3> 8.. could u try rendering it? its just a panel
<1> ok..
<1> who wants to know my stories with the ladies?
<4> morning
<1> mornin
<4> going to be a hot and humid day today
<1> u bet
<4> need to get some coffee and set up some renders going
<1> 11 am and sweatin..
<0> [12:32] <1> who wants to know my stories with the ladies? shoot a laugh is allready good
<1> so..
<1> i knew this chick a week before it happened..
<1> i was in a bar.. drunk and dancing..
<1> she was dancing and drunk..
<1> and we get to know each other..
<1> didnt happened anything by then :(
<1> but next week me and my friends did a party
<1> and we got some pizza...
<1> but the pizza's freaking sauce was kinda spicy and it was like
<1> u know..
<1> when u feel it all going out..
<1> let me google the word..
<1> well.. it was like a laxative
<5> anal leakage ? :P
<1> but it only did effect when i got into the same bar..
<1> constipation :P
<1> where it was the same chick the week before..
<1> and i was with this m***ive stomach ache...
<1> trying not be found by her so i dont look bad.. ahaha
<1> and i had to way for my buddies to give me a ride home...
<1> so.. u see.. i'm a pimp with the ladies :D
<4> if you dated japanese women, she might have liked that
<4> :)
<1> hehe
<5> so your whole story was that you avoided a girl because you had constipation ?
<5> haha
<5> nice story about women there
<1> but still i was able to avoid her..
<1> so.. besides aching with pain.. i had to listen to a girl talkin..
<1> but the real question is..
<1> would she be so into me if i was healthy at the time??
<4> maybe she was a witch and she just gives you mad mojo when you are around her
<4> ;)
<4> Burn Her!!!
<1> well
<4> ;)
<1> i only talk to her when i'm drunk..
<4> a 6 pack girl?
<1> a lil more than 6 :P
<4> just use fly pickup lines like "hang around tonight, if I don't get lucky, you might get laid because the more I drink, the better you look"
<4> women love that
<4> ;)
<1> hee
<1> do those "REALLY" work??
<4> no
<1> :)
<1> well this time (same bar)
<1> i was drnk
<1> (suprise)
<4> "hey...don't you have a sister?....I think I was banging that chick" doesn't work either
<1> (while holding a lit cigar) "hi.. do u have a light?" she "yes.. but yours already lit.." you: "oh ****.. it is.."
<1> you: "talking of ****.. wanna ****??"
<1> works like honey :)
<4> that works on me when women say it
<4> :)
<1> hehe
<1> works with me too..
<1> well.. everything works with me..
<1> so.. back to the bar..
<1> the crew was taking pics with the chicks that p***ed by..
<1> and there were this groups of bitches next to us...
<1> and i went to talk to them to ask if they wanted to take some pictures with us..
<1> they didnt even talked to me..
<1> and of course..
<1> i did what any man does..
<1> call them hoes!! loud and clear :D
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