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<0> Tech Support: "Ah. Do you still have an image?"
<0> Customer: "Yes, best image ever. Thing is, when I look at it from the side, I see red hot components."
<0> Tech Support: "Uh, when you look at it from the SIDE? How can you see any components?"
<0> Customer: "Well, through that big smoking hole."
<1> uhu
<1> Where do you get those
<1> ?
<0> rinkworks.com
<2> they are cl***ic jokes
<0> it's an old site, haven't been there in years
<1> ty
<1> "My finger hit the band saw, damaging it."
<1> wtf ;P
<0> http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/
<0> that's what you'll be looking for
<1> I was looking at /insurance... Dude, their grammar ****s =)
<3> damaging what?
<0> Email from a customer:
<0> I've bought a stolen CDD3610 which didn't come with any software or cables. Could you please send that to me? I presume I do have the full 12 months warranty?
<0> Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
<2> haha
<1> * Tech Support: "We have replaced the faulty hard drive for you, sir."
<1> * Customer: "So it's a whole new system, is it?"
<1> Thats the ones I hate =)
<0> Customer: "I'm having a problem here. Do I put the serial number in the box that says 'serial number,' or do I put it in the box that says 'company'?"
<1> uh
<2> oh, god.
<0> Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?"
<0> Customer: "When I change my font sizes, the letters change size."
<1> Haha
<0> Tech Support: "Ok, click on 'Start,' click on 'Programs,' and then click on 'MS-DOS Prompt.'"
<0> Customer: "Right."
<0> Tech Support: "Ok, you should now have a black screen."
<0> Customer: "Uhm." (sound of hand covering mouthpiece) "Cheryl, is this screen black??"
<1> Hhaa
<1> # Salesman: "I told you madam, even if you copy it in the disks it won't work. And anyway you would need many disks to do that. Around 400."
<1> # Customer: "I think I have 400 disks in my home. How much does the game cost?"
<1> Stupid bitch =)
<0> Tech Support: "Hi, how can I help you?"
<0> Customer: "Uh, yeah, I can't print."
<0> Tech Support: "Ok, sir, I want you to click 'Start' and--"
<0> Customer: "Listen, buddy, don't get technical on me! I'm not Bill Freakin' Gates, you know!"
<0> that's a rather popular one iirc
<1> mmm =)
<2> this image application is coming along nicely
<2> im forced to use windows ME, however, which is a huge pain. the hd this computer came with, with xp, crashed
<4> ME kills kittens
<2> yes
<2> cigarettes kill programmers
<0> not if our livers get us first
<2> :P
<4> chewing tobacco & anti-freeze daiquiris for all
<4> anyone know a decent svg graphing library for the intarweb?
<1> http://www.cruisegazing.com/RPG_Motivational/commonsense.jpg
<4> er vml not svg infact
<3> blah
<3> anyone here used openoffice math?
<3> bigAl, what about image imagick ?
<3> oh
<3> not sure what you're really after. meah
<4> found a good one http://www.structura.info/XYGraph/XYGraphDemo.htm
<3> imagemagick can render svg
<3> if thats what your after.
<3> imagemagick <3
<4> yea but with that id need to write the graphing routines myself
<3> possibly ;o
<4> that js one is nice, i just p*** it an array and i get a pretty line plot
<3> speaking of graphs
<3> i need to generate some myself
<3> for some algorithm runtime efficency stuff.
<3> mm
<3> but now! i goto bed.
<4> do it in mspaint
<4> remember to use comic sans as the font
<5> i want make app that can send sms using a mobile phone that connected to pc using cable ( serial ).
<5> to do it, i must have a modem ? or virtual modem ?
<5> to make my ponsel can proses AT command ?
<4> you need a handset that acts as a modem or a dedicated gdm modem
<2> uhhhhggggg
<2> </random grunt of frustration>
<5> doh.... to make my ponsel can accept AT command, my ponsel have detected my pc as modem ????
<4> ***umiong "poinel" is a cell phone, yes
<4> look for modem drivers for it
<5> AT command just for modem ?
<4> there are additional AT commands for dealing with sms messages
<5> i try a open source using at commands, but not connected, why ?
<5> com is ready.
<4> did you install a modem driver for your handset?
<5> and i try demo application sms in oxygensoftware, thats work.
<5> all software that using AT command not connected by my ponsel.
<4> did you install a modem driver for your handset?
<5> why ?
<5> i try gnokii,and gamma, but can not connected. why ?
<4> so windows can communicate with it over a serial connection ..
<4> it is unlikely that simply opening the port will be enough
<5> why have by driver ?
<4> huh?
<5> i not yet install modem driver, just add it in control panel , modem and phone, but still not connected.
<4> get the correct software for your handset
<5> but, why demo application that i download from oxygensoftware can work properly ?
<4> because its specific to the handset
<5> without install driver and modem.
<4> it will probably use a native method of communicating with the phone rather than the generic at command set
<5> i am sory, dc.
<5> if i am using native method to connect my ponsel, i not install driver modem again ?
<4> yes
<5> how to connect to my ponsel using native method ?
<5> native method is API funtion ?
<6> what a ponsel
<6> and how does it connect
<5> nokia 3310
<6> usb
<6> serial
<6> serial to usb
<6> ?
<5> i am using oxygensoftware , and connected. pc-->port com--> cable serial--> pc
<5> serial.
<4> that oxygensoftware is specific to nokia phones
<5> many nokia phone, but not all ponsel.
<6> ok so use MSComm
<4> nokia release SDKs to manage the phone natively
<6> thats how you communicate with a serial port
<4> if you want to do it using mscomm you will need to install the phone as a modem
<5> i am sory, PC---> USB ----> Serial ---> My ponsel
<5> doh, i dont want install modem, cause nokia not provide again sdk for my ponsel.
<6> yeh a lot of phones use usb to serial adapters
<6> I don't care
<6> every communication goes through the serial port
<6> that usb adapter should install a virtual com port
<6> now what to send, i havent a clue
<5> to make my phone be virtual modem ?
<4> 99% of them require a driver to act as a modem
<4> ***uming your phone *can act as a modem, connect it and try to open it in hyperterminal
<4> if you cant, its safe to ***ume you need a modem
<6> that was fun
<5> i am sory, dc again.
<5> how to connect to my ponsel else using AT command ?
<5> and without install modem.
<5> thats possible ?
<6> probably not
<6> you could write your own modem driver
<5> oke, i get it. i think create own modem driver is so hard ?
<6> very
<6> very very
<6> plus you'd have to figure out what commands to send to the phone
<4> why dont you want to install a driver anyway?
<5> i dont have it. my ponsel is too old. :) but i will search it again.
<1> http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/
<1> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjg1a74HvNs
<4> ouch
<1> ;)
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