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<0> wb kickstand
<1> tks
<2> fiddlepoopysticks
<0> cantcha feel the aggression there!
<0> pentup anger
<0> speaking of pentup anger, here he is, back from popular demand the one and only Teycho!!! YAY!
<2> w00t
<2> you need to announce the Teycho/Teycho[a] deathmatch
<0> hmmm
<0> dam lurkers
<0> guess the topic should read "Park your car here!"
<2> winnar!
<0> heh
<3> hmm, Tey's favorite movie is on USA atm
<2> ..



<4> face off?
<3> yup
<3> heh, I need to finish those games
<2> I expect the next 90 minutes to ****
<3> got partway through 2nd, but then got annoyed
<2> k so...
<2> why the hell in the future would everyone fight with swords
<2> the only time I'd be tempted to use a sword would be if some ridiculous chick was making her clothes change color with her mind
<5> Yes, Ultraviolet is ****
<5> and I had such hopes for Kurt Whimmer...
<5> he hath failedu s
<2> damn you Kurt Wimmer!
<6> i export a database table to a .csv file
<6> and then i import it another database
<6> when i import i split it with ","
<2> j00 r magical
<6> and im ****ed now
<6> cuz some of my tables contain ","
<6> any suggestion ?
<0> always backup your data?
<0> I know that sounds kinda grade school thing to say but....
<3> what else would we expect? ;p
<3> can you export it to a different format, something not comma-delimited mayhap?
<0> iirc you could of use tabs instead
<0> <cough>
<0> ODBC Driver for Access
<0> For Standard Security:
<0> oConn.Open "Driver={Microsoft Access Driver (*.mdb)};" & _
<0> "Dbq=c:\somepath\mydb.mdb;"
<0> If you are using a Workgroup (System database):
<0> heh
<0> </coug>
<6> na
<6> i just modified my Export tool
<0> I was about to say use a schema.ini to use tabs
<6> replacing "," with "^"
<0> :^>
<0> http://www.carlprothman.net/Default.aspx?tabid=90#ODBCDriverForText
<7> hi all
<0> howdy
<7> any body have mfbus16.ocx or mfbus16s.ocx ? please...
<6> i dont
<7> mfbus18.ocx ?
<8> warez?
<7> please.... i will be dead if i dont have that file today.. please....
<8> no warez please
<8> make sure we did legal action.
<7> slicers: i dont have many to buy it. pleasee...... give to me.
<3> get a job
<7> u dont understand my state..
<3> which state is that? turkey?
<7> indonesia, gigolo is bad word.
<3> then you shouldn't use it ;p
<3> o/` Iiiiiii ain't got noboooooody o/`
<3> so what does " Wah....gigolo itu makanan cepat saji ya??" mean?
<7> i am serious, do u have that ocx ? i really need it.
<3> i have no idea what that ocx is. You should probably get it from its distributor
<7> makanan cepat saji = fast food



<7> gigolo = harlot seller
<3> male prostitute?
<7> a man that seller a harlot.
<3> ah, t3h pimp, heh
<2> plz 2 gigolo my ride
<7> mfbus16.ocx is a ocx to send a short message service to other ponsel. i really need it...
<7> doh : haha
<3> who makes the ocx? Get it from them
<7> i must pay for it in tp://softwarecave.nl
<6> pay then
<7> the problem, i dont have mony.
<6> is that my problem ?
<7> thats my problem. i am serious.
<6> anyway what gives u the thought that we have that file
<6> ****
<6> .csv *******
<7> u are depraved
<7> rotten man.
<7> a fiend man.
<3> yes, evil, EVIL man not wanting to break the law for some guy he doesn't know
<7> this is imperative...
<7> my state necessity.
<7> if i have mony i will buy it.
<7> i suer.
<3> If Indonesia requires you to have this ocx, they should provide it for you
<7> indonesia dont want think about small people.
<3> damn the celtics chose some anorexic chicks for their chee^H^H^H^Hdancers
<2> anorexic chicks are hot!
<7> doh and other: if u want build a sms application, what tool u used ?
<3> heh: http://haha.nu/funny/funny-math/
<2> I love #3
<4> 2 and 6 are pretty good too heh heh
<9> yeah!
<7> i am cry...
<9> hello
<3> mwaha at bird hunting
<9> I am pat
<6> hahahaha
<6> the 1st one is funny
<6> seen the 2nd and 3rd
<6> the expanal is funny too
<6> lol
<10> lol
<6> dont understand the 5th tho
<9> er
<9> how does the 5th work
<9> :/
<11> lol
<9> i remember getting that exact same question in a school math test
<9> probably so obvious that when it's explained i'd be *doh*
<9> but doh anyway
<11> doh is teacher ?
<9> doh as in homer
<11> same like me.
<11> he is expert programmer.
<2> well I've certainly reached a high point in my career
<9> heh
<11> now, whats ur career ? project manager ?
<9> they aren't triangles
<4> the 5th one doesn't work actually
<4> ABC isn't actually a triangle. the "hypotenuse" isn't a straight line, but the slopes are so close they look identical enough to fool you on first sight
<2> yep
<4> 3/8 != 2/6
<4> (slopes that is)
<9> 3/8 != 2/5
<4> that too
<4> heh heh
<4> I was testing you
<12> 3/8 is as simple as it gets folks =p
<4> yes... that's it. I was testing you
<6> o..
<4> I prefer 0.375 myself
<9> asl plz


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