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<0> HERE COMES THE...
<1> hehe, lite is dark
<0> Two-Bits, Two-Bits!
<0> answers, answers!
<0> [17:28:51] * poolidge was kicked by Teycho (cracka)
<0> [17:28:51] * Teycho sets mode: +b *!*fred@*.dsl.bell.ca
<0> [17:28:51] * poolidge (~fred@bas4-ottawa23-1167864561.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #asp.net
<0> howzah?
<1> race condition
<0> ah
<1> it happens, but rarely
<0> fair enough
<0> spose it doesn't matter all too much
<1> naw, not really. just means they might see their own ban mask and you get to kick them AGAIN



<0> yays!
<0> more fun for eeeevery one?
<0> s/?/!
<2> Especially if your name is ShipeR
<1> "The photo of aliens that Leila shows Otto, which is thought by some to be a plate of shrimp, is actually condoms filled with water wearing gr*** shirts."
<1> what
<1> the
<1> ****
<0> You'll get it when you see the photo :)
<1> i already did, but really couldn't make any of itout
<0> ah. yeah, I didn't get it till I read that either
<1> i'm just curious who the hell came up with that idea
<0> Prop guys, I'd imagine
<1> "we need an obscure picture of alien corpses.. suggestions anyone?" "close up of a plate o' shrimp?" "naw" "well we could fill up some condoms with water and put gr*** skirts on them?" "BRILLIANT!"
<3> hi
<3> i been playing with pointers too much, and my computer is getting slow
<3> how do i fix it?
<0> ... restart?
<0> Seems pretty common sensical to me
<3> i did
<3> still slow
<0> Then your problem is not "playing with pointers"
<0> Your problem is "slow computer"
<3> well if a pointer writes somewhere it shouldnt
<3> will restarting fix it?
<0> pointers are ram.
<1> you were probably playing with slow pointers. i suggest you upgrade to faster pointers
<0> period.
<0> ooh, right. he should be using pointers 2.0?
<1> pointers++
<3> will defragmenting the hd help?
<1> i doubt it will get rid of the pointers.. they're everywhere
<0> rosslow: Here's what'cha do
<0> 1) stop programming
<0> or
<0> 2) pack up your PC in the original packaging, and send it back to the manufacturer
<3> why are u guys so rude
<3> i'm a beginner
<0> because you're not listening?
<3> listening to what
<1> you've not asked a vb question. that might be a factor
<0> A 'beginner' 'playing with pointers' in VB?
<0> mmhmm
<3> i restarted the computer
<3> not vb
<3> c++
<0> Listen. I will make this as clear as possible.
<0> Then why the **** are you here?
<0> You really are a moron, aren't you?
<3> i cant get in c++
<1> that's pretty clear
<0> I'll make this as clear as possible:
<1> and that's OUR problem
<1> ?
<0> Pointers are numbers that point to a location in memory
<0> nothing more.
<0> They are not "stored"
<0> They are not on the "hard drive"
<3> dont they write to hd
<0> once you restart, pointers all gone!
<0> God damn it NO



<0> MEMORY
<2> If you can't get in the shoe shop, do you go and ask in the bakery?
<0> ONLY MEMORY
<0> for the 3rd ****ing time
<0> Now google "what is a pointer", and plz be quiet
<1> pointers are like street addresses. phonebooks are like memory. streets are like hdd. playing with addresses doesn't mean you're making houses, now does it?
<1> in retrospect, that's a horrible analogy
<1> but it works
<2> Heh
<4> doesnt work for me.
<3> well it cant be ram
<0> And why not?
<4> it cant be?
<1> rosslow: no ****. it can't be pointers either
<3> cause i restarted
<0> You don't seem to know much about computers in general
<4> this rosslow guy is funny.
<0> so we're just going to tell you everything you say is wrong
<2> phrizer: You should keep him as a pet
<1> and since you're not using vb, it can't be vb either
<4> ;o
<3> blah
<1> and since it can't be vb, we can't be arsed to give a flying ****
<3> blah blah blah
<1> moron
<0> yep, he's going to go far
<1> the farther the better, so long as he's far away from me
<1> he should keep walking north
<2> I hate pointers :)
<4> pointers are your friend.
<4> ;o
<2> &*->meh
<2> Yeah they're great.
<2> Even better when I'm not actually using them :)
<4> mm
<4> i have an algorithms test today
<4> fun for me :(
<0> a2 + b2 = c2!!
<0> (imagine the 2 as a little, floaty 2)
<4> supahscript?
<4> ;o
<0> EXACTLY!
<0> I needs foodz.
<4> ^2 ;o
<0> but I'm afraid
<0> afraid of: http://72.86.96.239:13111/fridge.jpg
<1> hehe.. that opening sequence to glorious is.. well.. glorious
<1> "i want to live til i die. no more. no less"
<1> heh, that fridge cat looks similar to my topper
<1> except topper is easily 10 times better looking
<0> "topper"?
<0> why "topper"?
<1> my co-worker named her cat domino
<1> granted, it was because it was all black with a white spot. but i went with the pizza chain theme and named mine after my favorite pizza chain back at college
<0> mmmm... obscure goodness
<1> generically, it's just a good name for a cat anyway me thinks. that and he likes to climb ****. specially
<1> -specially
<4> climb ****?
<4> mm
<1> and he's hardcore alpha male in any other cat's home. makes them all his bitches
<2> Heh I knew a cat called SPU - "Special Patrol Unit"
<0> GHEY++
<1> a cat i knew was called DAC - "Damn Alley Cat"
<2> Heh
<1> til topper made him his bitch
<2> &teycho--;
<5> brb reboot
<6> yes?
<6> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1155692919043.jpg
<0> ah ah
<0> jeebas
<0> I'd almsot buy one of those shirts


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