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<0> dumb***.
<1> i just get sick of listening to them trying unsuccessfully to cough up what sounds like a gallon of phlem
<2> is that a bit like pissing yourself and then staggering to the fridge for another beer?
<1> yeah, but at least people don't have to listen to you peeing yourself
<3> !
<3> THAT'S PHLEGM, BITCH!
<2> I'm very vocal when I urinate
<0> Confessor: deactivate yourself.
<0> comcor sings a ballad
<4> where can I download free html templates?
<5> freehtmltemplates.com
<4> thanx
<6> i'm out, c y'all later......in cyperspace!
<7> ive got sooooo much honey, the bees envy me
<8> thanks follower > that is just what i needed to know
<8> now i can sleep :)
<7> ive got a sweeter song, than the birds in trees
<8> haha
<8> poor you
<8> hey guys , anyone familier with hp laptops
<7> what about them
<8> i must choose between 2
<7> pick the faster one
<7> if that doesnt work for you, pick the one that suits your needs
<8> what is considered as a better brand compaq-hp nx5000 or pavilon
<8> follower , the better one , better rams , better hdd , better vga , better wlan, better cpu ... bla bla bla is the pavilon
<7> problem solved
<8> but the problem is i have to trade my nx5000 + $300 for the pavilon
<8> and the nx5000 have been serving for 2 years , amazingly
<8> if i have to rate , i would give it 9/10
<7> wtf is wrong with this: http://pastebin.com/749415
<7> and the verdict is ... postgis is a picky mofo
<5> ****. some time in early 2005, i was in here working on code with someone and it basically created a nice random bell curve
<5> i forget who did it or how it worked.
<5> and i can't find the damned code and i need it
<5> i remember it being based on dice or something
<5> maybe it was sqrt(rand(1,10)*rand(1,10)); or something
<7> how the hell do you set teh column widths in psql?
<0> evulish: well the distribution of two dice being rolled creates a bell curve
<5> oh i remember
<5> god, if i could just find the code
<5> http://svcr-216-222-235-239.dsl.svcr.epix.net/ex/hotspot.phps
<5> aha
<7> sloooooow
<9> anyone ever uploaded a file on wikipedia?
<7> nope, nobody, never
<0> what's wikipedia?
<5> hrm.
<5> this appears to be slighty off
<0> http://www.thepoorman.net/wp-content/aggie_girlfriend.jpg
<7> hehe
<1> it's funny cause they **** sheep
<7> i thought that was the welsh
<0> spox++
<7> speaking of
<7> why do welsh farmers have buttons on their pants instead of zippers?
<7> because sheep can hear the zippers
<0> I dunno, you're the welshman.
<0> heh
<5> http://svcr-216-222-235-239.dsl.svcr.epix.net/ex/hotspot.php?p=50&g=10&c=10000
<0> yay
<5> man. this is ****ed up
<5> i went from having a standard deviation of 9 to a standard deviation of 0.16
<7> zen: do you know how to format the width of columns in psql?
<1> um, it's just like everything else
<1> name varchar(20)
<7> no, i have a column that is set to varchar(128), i want to truncate my select results for that column
<7> it takes up too much room on the display
<1> well, get your terminology right
<7> eat me
<7> =\
<1> man
<1> your searching skills **** ***
<1> it took me all of 30 seconds to find that answer
<1> and i don't even use postgre
<7> they must **** then, cause i havent found it yet
<1> no, i think it's more a reflection on you
<1> have you searched for string functions perchance?
<5> this credit card is blinding
<5> citi diamon preferred rewards
<7> no
<5> +d
<1> follower: http://jamesthornton.com/postgres/7.2/postgres/functions-string.html
<1> older version but the function still exists
<1> substr()
<7> har har
<1> select substr(field, 0, 127) as fieldname
<1> what's so funny
<1> don't be an *** if i'm helping you
<7> im not
<5> so i can be an ***?
<7> i cant believe i didnt see it anywhere
<1> evulish: when are you not?
<1> @confess filter poop
<10> One of my good friends that I talk to online told me a little while ago that he was going to take a shower, at about that time I had to take a dump. Secretly, I wish that we lived in the same house so that when I was done pooping I could flush the toilet and scorch his ***. I am an *** :-(.
<1> well, that ****ed
<11> hey CV
<12> hey babble
<13> can someone tell me, very simply, how you create an index in mysql?
<1> alter table tablename add index(fieldname);
<13> where does the "CREATE INDEX" command come into play?
<1> @search "create index" mysql
<10> Search results for "create index" mysql:
<10> MySQL 5.0 Reference Manual :: 13.1.4 CREATE INDEX Syntax -> http://tinyurl.com/9mha9
<3> MySQL 'Date' type is YYYY-MM-DD, right?
<1> yeah
<3> :-)
<3> Thank you, Spox.
<1> though you can change it in when you create
<1> but that's default
<0> I like pie
<0> bawk bawk bawk
<5> struts is far too complicated :(
<5> i don't get why they make it so complex to set up
<5> they make it so overwhelming for beginners
<0> What is it?
<1> java framework i believe
<5> yeah
<5> done by apache group
<5> it's easy to use once it's set up, but god it can be hard to set up
<14> what's that ?
<0> hmm
<5> what's what?
<14> what are you 2 talking about.
<5> struts
<1> sweet. i'm almost ready to start my big integrations
<1> hurray!
<1> i wonder if i can cut out of here early today...
<14> No. You must stay until the end of the day.
<0> and then an hour later
<1> you ain't my daddy. you don't pay any of my bills. mind your bizness
<14> hmm.. maybe you shouldn't wonder out loud :D
<0> I'LL RAPE YOUR BUSINESSS
<0> with....with...WITH MY BUSINESS.
<1> man, how can none of you know that quote
<15> your own poop or someone else's?
<1> does it matter?
<15> yes, it does
<1> Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill ****."
<1> i need to watch that movie again
<15> which movie?
<1> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116126/
<0> hey evulish
<0> teh bugz0r: http://svcr-216-222-235-239.dsl.svcr.epix.net/ex/hotspot.php?p=10001&g=1&c=1000
<5> it's a feature.
<0> ;)
<5> what's it doing? just getting stuck in a loop?
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