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<0> hi
<0> anyone knows ho to make a php module?
<1> define module.
<2> @gdefine module
<3> Definition for: module
<3> 1. Modular solar electric charger; used interchangeably with solar electric panel.
<3> Source: http://www.arisetech.com/Solar_Info/Glossary.html
<2> yay
<0> like gd
<0> i need to do video compression on php
<1> @php cl*** Insult { function ****s($who){ echo "$who ****s! ahahaha"; } } $i = new Insult(); $i->****s("pizza");
<3> Result: pizza ****s! ahahaha
<4> Mr_Eko: why would you want php to do that?
<2> because of it's insane speed and memory management
<2> duh
<4> oh right
<0> i need to write a server-client app
<0> the video generates from the user input, over the web
<4> you realize how terribly slow that'll be, right?
<0> not much
<0> the video is very easy to compress
<0> just a talking person over a plain bg
<0> off-topic: How do I know if my tv supports 480p?
<1> Mr_Eko: you have an external program that does this already, or you want to generate this video in php directly?
<0> i have a program that generates a secuence of pictures, and an audio stream
<0> i was thinking about using compressing it with a high compression algorithm and send it to the client
<1> what format are the pictures?
<1> what format is the audio?
<1> what format do you want to display in the browser?
<0> both are raw
<0> I was thinking on theora
<0> but... it's just a project
<0> pizza_milkshake, have you worked with video?
<5> he filmed evulish once.
<1> Mr_Eko: no, sorry, i know almost nothing about it
<1> there's a regular in here that knows a lot a out video, i forget who it was though
<5> morning pizz
<1> hey HaNtU]uU[, what's shakin?
<5> just woke up :o
<5> still blurry
<6> this ****s.
<6> i can't restart tomcat because i'm running something that'll take a few hours. production is down for the count because my manager deleted the ****ing war file
<6> and my localhost is tied up with another tomcat that can't restart
<2> so basically
<2> YOU'RE ****ED
<6> yup
<6> i need cubicle toys
<1> what's going to take a few hours?
<5> d'oh, pubical toy i heard.
<6> running probably 100,000+ oracle queries
<6> importing 10,000 articles and publishing them
<1> too many queries :(
<6> it's got a lot of stuff to do
<2> it makes baby jesus weep rivers
<1> :'(
<6> he said RIVERS
<2> you should just select * and use a php script to sort it all out
<1> :'(''''''''''''''''~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wwwwwwwwwwww
<7> what do you guys think about this code?
<7> $query = "SELECT 'long' FROM items WHERE short = '".$cartproduct."'"; $long = mysql_query($query) or die('Query failed: ' . mysql_error()); while ($long = mysql_fetch_array($long, MYSQL_***OC)) { print $long['long']; }
<6> i think it smells like ham
<7> for one its not really operating, and two it needs optimized
<6> it needs to be optimized? it's three lines
<7> i think everything would smell like some sort of pig meat to a sausage :)
<2> okay
<2> lets thing carefully about this
<6> while ($long = mysql_fetch_array($long, MYSQL_***OC))
<6> you see nothing wrong with that?
<2> yeah
<1> @mysql_fetch_***oc
<3> (PHP 4 >= 4.0.3, PHP 5)
<3> array mysql_fetch_***oc ( resource result )
<3> Fetch a result row as an ***ociative array
<3> http://www.php.net/mysql-fetch-***oc
<7> haha
<7> :)
<2> i mean, it's amusing
<1> oh yeah, that
<7> really it is
<7> its bad looking, but it doesnt matter if its only going to while loop once and im going to have to free the result afterwards anyway
<7> but that aside, even if i change that it still doesnt work
<2> have you printed the query
<2> and run it manually?
<6> you only want to loop once?
<7> nevermind about the loop once thing, im just messing with code trying to get it functioning before i clean it up and make it smooth
<7> i found the problem, long shouldnt be in '' and its also a mysql keyword
<6> and it didn't print out an error when it ran?
<2> select `long`
<2> but using keywords for column names is bad
<0> off-topic: How do I know if my tv supports 480p?
<8> check the specs
<9> what tv ?
<7> thats just standard progressive scan
<9> model ?
<7> if your tv has progressive scan at all its going to be 480p at the very minimum
<8> Anyone else here have multiple HTPCs?
<9> htpc ?
<8> home theatre personal computer
<6> what's the point of multiple ones?
<9> apparently not me :D
<8> ummm multiple tvs
<8> multiple tuners
<9> omg..
<9> I seen this sick *** set up the other day,
<9> 6 ****in screens..
<9> flat screens stacked on top of eachother..
<8> how large are the screens?
<9> i think they were @ least 17" ea. if not larger
<6> that's nothing
<9> for desktop ?
<6> there's a room here where each computer has 9 or 10 19" lcds
<9> they had like 60+ inch projectors .. 4 stacked..
<9> this company just throws **** away, I wish it wasn't soo ****in secure :D
<8> I've gotten lots of free ****
<9> Im contracted for First Energy, can't take **** w/o riskin my job.
<6> our QA room probably has 40 LCDs in it and it's the size of a bathroom
<8> 42" plasma was free, this 3.2 ghz w/1024 mb ram, free, my amd athlon64 3200+ laptop w/1 gig ram? free
<9> well ****, hook it up :D
<8> Why would I give it away? if anything I'd sell it
<9> cheap ? :D I didn't ask for free
<10> wtf is a multisession write once DVD disc?
<8> exactly what you just said
<8> you can burn to it multiple times, and it will still be readable on most computers and some dvd players, but you can't rewrite or erase
<5> So you append it to it instead of overwriting it
<5> ?
<11> yeah thats what multisession is
<11> as long as there's free space you can write to it
<10> noice
<11> you can't append though
<5> eh?
<5> @10:09.19/a .!rmpants> as long as there's free space you can write to it != "append" ?
<11> nah
<5> or its different session? (like different CDR on a DVDR
<11> you write a new session
<11> i think its like cdr
<11> same thing i thought
<5> "cdr on dvdr" hah
<5> ok
<11> ;]
<5> yes | rm -r *
<5> \o/
<12> That looks dangrous
<12> maybe even rm -rf /*
<13> ,
<14> hey jon
<14> come visit me in austin this weekend
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