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<0> :-/
<1> it enabled me to do whatever I want mostly during the day computer wise
<0> yeah
<1> sure a few neglect complaints, but oh ****ing well
<2> is there a pg_get_result_count
<2> or some****?
<2> to count the #'s of rows that match
<2> or the return row count ;/
<2> ah affected_rows
<2> hm
<2> http://us2.php.net/manual/en/function.pg-num-rows.php
<2> ah!
<2> after each time i call pg_query() should i free it with pg_free_result() or can i just call pg_query again and pg_free_result() at the end?
<0> @pg_free_result
<3> (PHP 4 >= 4.2.0, PHP 5)
<3> bool pg_free_result ( resource result )



<3> Free result memory
<3> http://www.php.net/pg-free-result
<1> no
<1> unless it's a long running script
<0> pg_free_result() frees the memory and data ***ociated with the specified PostgreSQL query result resource.
<0> This function need only be called if memory consumption during script execution is a problem. Otherwise, all result memory will be automatically freed when the script ends.
<2> ;yeah
<2> ah ok, im not too worried then
<2> thanks
<0> in C you have to do it more explicitly
<0> in PHP i guess it garbage collects for you
<1> yes, way more in C :/
<0> well it seems that my python editor of choice has somehow ****ed up.
<0> I think a new version of the gnome text drawing library came out
<1> pango?
<0> and now it's going to like 40% CPU usage while just TYPING.
<0> yeah
<0> ****ing pango
<0> I hate it.
<0> it's always ****ed up
<1> pango isn't that bad
<1> unless you're using 1.2.x
<0> whatever Komodo uses
<1> gnome ****s up a lot of their ****
<0> it's usually out of sync with GNOME, but never noticibly ****ty like this
<1> and GTK takes the heat
<0> yeah
<1> same with KDE and Qt
<0> GTK is fine
<0> GNOME ****s.
<1> Qt isn't *that bad*
<0> actually the KDE widgets atop of Qt are nice these days.
<1> I run KDE, but I acknowledge that it and gnome are bloated pieces of ****
<0> yeah
<0> I run KDE too
<0> and it's bloated but I like the functionality that the bloat brings
<0> OT: http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/bumperfish/childfree.jpg
<1> http://www.intpos.com/personal/sparc.jpg <-Since whatever version that was
<0> oh jesus
<0> KDE 2
<0> pre-freetype as well.
<0> I like the IE5 there.
<1> yes, I wish I could still run IE5 in solaris
<0> and you're grandma-sized IRC text
<1> /nickserv info AcidToken
<1> I have a colored URL
<1> yo
<0> hewt
<0> I wish I hadn't allowed my nick to expire in 2001
<0> I'd have a 1998 registration time.
<1> I did a /nickserv drop in 2000
<0> heh
<0> oops?
<1> some oper (not tyler (really (i mean it))) told me I first regged my nick in may/98
<0> hehe
<1> you?
<2> do i not have to use ' quoting with integers in postgresql?
<1> no
<0> I don't remember the month.
<2> ok
<1> it's kind of sad



<1> there hasn't been a month that went by since 2000 that I haven't been on DALnet
<0> heh, yeah
<1> dumb*** kid at military school left "mIRC" running
<1> and I used his computer, and BAM, that was my hit of heroin
<0> :)
<0> Mine was introduced via a high school friend
<0> he hooked me
<0> that bastard.
<1> I am bored, someone please ease my pain
<4> wanna look at an ARP flood text file
<1> oh yeah, forgot they had an eboot loader for 2.6
<1> **** you all
<1> ok maybe that was too dramatic
<5> i noticed Macromedia Flash trying to detect a proxy by using BOOTP msgs...
<6> trying to tell macromedia you're using a h4x0rd product
<7> where can i find php.ini in my webserver?
<0> several possible places
<0> /etc/php.ini
<0> /etc/php4/php.ini
<0> even /etc/apache2/php.ini
<0> or /etc/php/apache/php.ini
<7> i need to set SMTP / Port
<7> Warning: mail(): Failed to connect to mailserver at "mail.wsiph2.com" port 25, verify your "SMTP" and "smtp_port" setting in php.ini or use ini_set() in
<7> what seems to be the problem?
<7> am using win2k
<8> either that's not your mailserver
<8> or it's not responding
<8> or your connection is blocked
<8> or the sky is falling
<8> or WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
<0> I'm not sure where it would be installed in windows.
<0> did you try searching your disk for php.ini ?
<8> c:\PHP\php.ini
<0> wb poutine
<8> or some such thing
<0> brb
<1> poo can generate so much heat that it will peel a scab off
<8> good to know
<6> poutine, as much as i'd hope to god you read that in a field survival manual, i'm also pondering the idea that you took a **** on your leg
<0> hmm
<0> lets see if a full system upgrade and new kernel fixes my crap
<0> nope
<0> still dirt slow
<0> lemme revert pango
<0> hehe
<1> Can you believe it? They found the fat virus! It explains why I'm so disgustingly obese, it's not about downing an entire box of ho-hos in 1 sitting
<0> yeah
<9> hot damn
<0> amazing
<9> now they need to find the lazy gene
<9> I'll be all set
<9> a little gene therapy
<9> w00t
<0> :)
<6> poutine: I didn't know you were obese, i just thought you were a fat-***...
<9> anything to do away with taking personal responsibility for anything
<1> I am definitely not obese
<1> this has been proven
<0> well god damnit
<0> revering pango just breaks ****
<0> grrr
<6> lol
<0> xemacs has NO TROUBLE with character input
<0> but kate and komodo and wingide and everything else seems to type dirt *** slow.
<1> what is it bitching about exactly?
<0> well its just slow as ****
<1> have you ruled out a pebkac?
<0> in Komodo, if I type a sentence, I actually get visible slowdown.
<0> yeah. :-)
<1> specs?
<5> that's KDE for you
<5> bloated as hell
<8> meh, i've never had that problem


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