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<0> Probably why I'm having so much trouble conceptualizing this project.
<1> @roulette topten
<2> Roulette topten: spox (6), follower (5), Zenethian (5), evulish (3), realmene1tbacon (3), Technobabble (2), Sean| (2), ansimation (1), evulish_ (1), RealMenEatBacon (1), djkaye (1), Mr_Eko (0), Confessor (0), pizza_milkshake (0)
<1> heh
<0> Hmm...
<0> You could actually have a "gatling" command reserved for yourself...
<3> is that times shot or times surviving 5 rounds?
<0> Does a 1/6 chance on all non-voiced members.
<1> surviving
<0> Ops also excluded, of course.
<1> Confessor: i think people would get annoyed with randomly being kicked for not reason
<1> no*
<0> Yeah, you're right.
<0> Better in concept than execution.
<3> how about aids roulette? the bot sticks you with a needle that's been god knows where and doesn't tell you if you're infected. then one day it kick bans you. and everyone you've made a ***ual reference towards before the kick ban becomes infected and their own clocks start ticking and before we know it the entire channel will be empty
<3> muwahahaha
<1> lol
<1> that would be fun
<3> i'd get raped the first day, i just know it
<4> Two-Bits: well, you do have a pretty mouth.
<5> that would be... weird
<3> "purdy mouf"
<5> my first action would be to ***ual harr*** mod_spox
<5> th, it will fall right after me
<4> and damnit, i just compiled subversion 1.3.1 and removed the rpms for subversion 1.1. now i have no python bindings for subversion :-/
<0> I completely understand.
<0> My Ford F-150 has the same problem.
<0> Hmm...
<0> Spox?
<1> ?
<0> Did you recently switch @porn database providers or something?
<1> no
<1> why?
<6> @porn hairy chaps
<2> Error: No results found for hairy chaps
<1> i actually keep forgetting to ask pizza what his site is and if i can scrape it
<6> WHAT!?!
<0> Oh, just a couple unsuccessful queries that I would've thought would be successful.
<1> or if he even still has it
<6> i thought he just recently redid it
<4> and jesus, subversion has some of the longest configure script output that i have ever seen.
<5> @
<1> !
<0> "melon love", for example.
<0> or "girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep"
<1> the @porn command wasn't really done for serious use, which is why the output is so crappy
<5> try it with donkey
<1> it's more just something i made up because someone was like, "what, no @porn"
<5> it will return more matches
<0> Oh, I was just wondering, I have far better sources for serious pr0n searches.
<0> By the way, did any of you catch the PumpCast News segment featured on Leno a few nights ago?
<0> It's quite funny, in the Candid Camera mould...
<5> spox, are lookarounds implemented on php's regex system?
<0> It's been meming across the Internets for a bit.
<7> Can anyone help me... http://pastebin.com/747509 i am trying to make this, so that it doesnt matter the size, it will allways be a picture of the same height.. but i am lost.. can anyone help? http://pastebin.com/747509
<0> Ah, here's the YouTube of it...
<0> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWYMMjMA41k
<6> netgene: you don't care about the width?
<6> netgene: divide whatever specified height you want by the current height then multiply by the current width to get the proportionate width for scaling to the new height
<6> resize, output, voila.
<1> @php $string = 'fooradly'; echo preg_match('/oo(?=r)/', $string, $matches) ? 'matched' : 'no match'; echo " - "; echo implode(' | ', $matches);
<2> Result: matched - oo
<6> which is what you're doing so i don't see what the problem is.
<1> Mr_Eko: i would say that's a yes
<3> mmm, that was indeed funny Confessor
<7> yeah but look.. http://elitedeco.com/Dining-Room-Sets-c-20.html
<7> some pictures appear taller than others
<3> tickled my proverbial funny bone in fewer ways than 3
<6> netgene: right
<3> but still funny
<6> netgene: because of the logic in your code
<7> how can i make it so that all pictures appear 160 of width all the time, and if they are taller, shrink it to fit ?
<6> netgene: i thought you wanted them to be a specific height?
<3> set the width to 160?
<3> height to auto?
<3> or vicey versy
<7> hhmhm its hard to explain... i would want them all too look even, so its either 160 or smaller. depending.
<6> netgene: do you want all the heights the same or all the widths the same?
<7> http://www.cb2.com/spill.aspx?c=115&p=2 <--- altough it seems all their pics are, 100x100 , but at least thats the final look i would want
<5> you want to kee the proportions?
<3> netgene: you want them scaled to the largest size that would fit within a peticular bounds, correct?
<7> all the widths the same, and the heights to be X or smaller.
<6> you can't have both height and width the same unless they all have the same h:w ratio or you distort them
<7> Two-Bits EXACTLY
<6> netgene: eh, so just do some math
<3> you can calculate that in php
<5> calculate the aspect ratio, amigo
<3> you could do that.. calculate the aspect ratio and compare with the aspect ratio of your desired bounding box and then you'll know which dimension to make 100% and which to make auto
<6> figure out the dimensions of your boundaries, find out the percentages of your images, find which one is bigger then scale to that one
<3> or you can outright calculate the exact size and specify it in your markup
<5> find the bigger one, set it to the value and set the other to the max value * aspect ratio
<3> Mr_Eko: you have to inverse the aspect ratio for one of the
<3> m
<5> hmm... yep
<3> http://www.nomorepasting.com/paste.php?pasteID=62907
<6> it always confuses me how people can program and not figure this stuff out on their own :P
<6> same with pagination
<3> indeed
<6> it's very basic logic
<5> who posted the link of the 3-armed chinese baby?
<7> evulish... sometimes i get lost in my code.. lol..
<3> of all things, it's hard to imagine why math is difficult when you know it
<6> but i generally ***ume programmers would know math
<8> hey i need help with a inner join
<8> :S
<6> i mean, i can understand throwing logic problems at random people and not having them get it
<1> an
<6> but not really at programmers
<3> half the time they dont understand the correlation of expressions, statements, operators/operands, etc
<3> coding is just a flowing of mimicry for some
<7> i understand most of the thing.. but for examp=le all the images functions from php are usually confusing for me.. for some reason
<6> hehe. i learned modulus on my own while programming
<6> netgene: it has nothing to do with the image functions
<8> guys i made a query using a inner join, in the fetch_array i can get all the columns of the table1, but some columns on table2 i cant get the results, what i can do?
<6> phyntek: are you selecting them?
<3> imagesx/imagesy or getimagesize
<8> yep
<3> the docs spell it out in gross detail
<3> phyntek try "tablename.fieldname" in your array key
<6> if that fails print_r() the array
<3> yes, investigative debugging would have told you exactly what IS in the array
<8> you mean this: $field = $array["table.column"]
<8> ??
<3> yes
<3> it usually only happens with fields that exist in both tables though
<8> let me try
<8> ...
<3> fieldnames rather
<5> spox, which version of php does mod_spox run?
<3> @php echo phpversion();
<1> @php echo phpversion();
<2> Result: 5.1.2-1ubuntu2
<5> can i ask for permission to use mod_spox for quick php tests?
<3> seriously, why is your bot so slow?
<1> it hates me
<1> i added some new stuff to it for tracking and it has slowed it down
<8> doesnt work
<8> :S
<6> phyntek: print_r() it
<1> next week i will have some time to go through it and optimize it so it won't be such a bitch
<3> move the "tracking" stuff to after it runs the php code?
<8> evulish print_r($array) and them what?
<1> it's not so much the "running" that is keeping things slow
<6> and then look at the output
<1> it's replies from the server in the queue getting processed
<3> hrm
<1> some times it gets too full, so it takes a minute for things to get through
<3> well, fix it
<3> heh
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