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<0> sunshine cleaners
<0> or something
<0> some chinese lady
<1> ah
<1> i need a bitch to do my laundry
<2> bad idea
<1> i keep moving from my bed to my chair because i'm too lazy to put it on hangers and put it in the closet.
<1> heh
<0> 'HEWWO' "hi, can you pick up my laundry for a wash and fold" 'WAP N FOL OKAAAY WAT U NAME?' "Harding. H-A-R-D-I-N-G" 'hawdeen? okay he be dare shotwee'
<1> lmao
<0> $20 for 20lbs of laundry, i think
<1> true that
<0> and i think i get it done once every 3 weeks
<0> so honestly, it's not too much more than going to a laundromat and wasting a few hours of my time
<1> yea
<0> driers are ****ing $4.50 and don't dry it all in one load



<0> and 20lbs of laundry would easily be 4 big washers for like $3.50 each
<0> i wish washer and driers would take bills, though. seriously. you're charging like $20 in QUARTRES
<0> -R
<0> http://www.irishmansoftware.com/Oriskany.htm
<0> that's awesome
<0> i want a boat.
<0> (not that boat)
<3> ^([0-2][0-9]|3[01])-(0[1-9]|1[12])-[0-9]{2}$ will match a dd-mm-yy format, right?
<0> maybe the bigger boat in the first picture, though
<0> Azhi_Dahaka: you tell us.
<3> can you test it with mod_spox?
<0> nope
<3> i can't use it and this machine doesn't have php
<3> oh... ok
<0> google for regex coach
<0> it's a nice little app for working with regex
<4> matching a date is not as easy as using a regex
<4> at least not one that basic
<0> yeah, like june 31st would match
<4> feb 30
<3> that wouldn't matter for me
<3> it will send it to march 1 or 2, depending of the year
<3> it's not that important
<0> my left eye is sore and twitching
<0> might be sore because i've been rubbing it so much
<0> we have a non-google advertising budget of over $2m
<0> this is how lame i am.
<0> i have to go buy a shirt tonight to wear to work tomorrow
<0> i'm really bad at doing laundry. and i don't even do my own laundry!!
<5> what's the default folder for $_SESSION variables storage?
<3> thx ofr the regex coach
<0> hakhak: /var/tmp i believe
<6> Hello there
<6> Can some1 give me a hand?
<0> sorry, both of mine are in use
<6> lol
<6> You should have born like this baby:
<6> http://www.local6.com/news/9290536/detail.html
<6> and could give me your 3rd hand now ;)
<6> anyway
<6> I have a loop that calls a function which calls another function. When this fuction ends it doesn't get back to the loop...
<6> any hint?
<0> does it die or exit
<6> exit
<6> it's recursive
<6> or else I would put it all inside my first one
<0> by exit i mean exit()
<6> no I don't call exit()
<6> will try that
<6> thanks
<0> uh
<0> you probably don't want to
<0> because that exits.
<0> stick your code in a pastebin
<6> sorry?!
<6> exits the function, no?
<6> only
<4> @exit
<7> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<7> void exit ( int status )
<7> Output a message and terminate the current script



<7> http://www.php.net/exit
<6> right
<6> exit stops everything
<8> @break
<8> rawr
<4> guess i'll have to work on the regex a little more to catch those
<8> mm, guess not. return it is
<4> oh
<4> ~break
<7> Construct: break
<7> break ends execution of the current for, foreach, while, do-while or switch structure. break accepts an optional numeric argument which tells it how many nested enclosing structures are to be broken out of.
<7> http://www.php.net/break
<8> heh
<6> thanks
<6> let's try that out
<0> @roulette
<7> evulish_: *click*
<3> lucky bastard
<0> @roulette
<7> evulish_: *click*
<0> @roulette
<0> wow. there's a lot of people in here
<4> @roulette
<7> spox: *click*
<0> @roulette
<7> evulish_: *click*
<4> @roulette
<7> spox: *click*
<0> @roulette
<0> :(
<4> huzzah
<0> @roulette
<7> evulish_: *click*
<4> @roulette
<7> spox: *click*
<0> @roulette
<7> evulish_: *click*
<4> @roulette
<7> spox: *click*
<0> @roulette
<7> evulish_: *click*
<4> ****
<0> pwn
<4> @roulette
<4> i really need to add the reload command back to that thing
<4> :P
<9> !
<9> OMG!
<9> @roulette
<0> you should add the shotgun one back and just kick like 8 people
<4> ha
<1> HEH
<4> yeah
<0> @roulette
<7> evulish_: *click*
<4> @roulette
<7> spox: *click*
<0> @roulette
<7> evulish_: *click*
<9> spox: What are the odds?
<0> 1/6 i'd say
<4> yep
<9> !
<4> @roulette
<7> spox: *click*
<9> Dude, I can't believe I didn't get that intuitively.
<9> I must be *dead* tired.
<0> @roulette
<9> Probably why I'm having so much trouble conceptualizing this project.


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