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<0> too bad that safari takes after ie :( - and ie is not a good browser - I know Opera is for mac's , and I like Opera :D
<1> sup kicken
<2> howdy
<3> hey kicken
<4> **** you dalnet
<2> hah.
<1> karate dog
<1> what kind of **** is this man
<5> Your new favorite movie of all time.
<6> sup ppls
<7> hey CpuID
<7> lol.
<6> sup
<7> im a lil confused atm.
<7> when I run my query... 'Bus: 216 299 1375', <-- shows up, 'Toll Free: 866 326 1125', <-- this doesn't show up.
<7> ok
<8> "Cannot cast from source type to destination type."
<8> grrr
<4> duh, spox
<1> sup ansi
<9> puff puff... puff.. choke.. caugh caugh!
<1> CALL 911! THIS MAN IS SMOKING REEFER AND CHOKING TO DEATH!
<1> WHY?
<10> can someone help me and tell me if somethings wrong with this code
<7> if he dies, more for you :D
<1> lmfaso
<10> http://pastebin.com/745871
<1> nice
<1> need to check if it opens silv.. and open it for writing
<10> well i get this error
<10> Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in /var/www/klug/klug/.sm***imi/savepost2csv_sol.php on line 22
<11> sup fellas
<1> missing a ;
<10> you're right
<10> ahhg
<1> 3rd time's thje charm
<7> the *
<7> see your smokin also :D can't spell for ****.
<1> kiss my butt*
<1> true
<1> :\
<1> stop the violence!
<7> lol. wtf a peace rally :D
<1> free the alamo!
<1> ;)
<1> jk
<7> heh
<7> um. ok.
<1> k
<7> jon...
<7> big bad jon...
<11> free crack for white folks!
<1> the guy in the mine?
<1> ansimation; wher?!
<11> on the corner mane.
<7> jon: of course :D
<12> how do i get the url requested by the browser via php?
<1> the $_SERVER array.. i forget the exact key..
<1> use print_r to find it
<13> REQUEST_URI
<14> Anyone know a simple way to parse bbcode?
<15> StupidRandomDisconnects: yeah, grab the code from phpbb
<16> where's poutine when I finally need him?
<17> TB banned him last 2 week
<16> Heh
<14> evulish: I can do basic bbcode
<16> that was supposed to be a temp ban. lol
<15> StupidRandomDisconnects: ok?
<14> \[b\](.*?)\[\/b\]\
<14> and replacing it with <b>\\1</b>
<14> but ...
<14> If i have further parameters I would like to p***..
<14> how would I do that?
<15> parameters?
<14> or lets say I don't have a closing tag
<14> ermm ..
<14> what if i just want
<14> [audio=file.mp3]
<16> Anyone else here have a crackberry?
<15> then just preg_replace that
<15> /\[audio=(.*?)\]/
<14> and grab \\1?
<15> sure
<18> thx bud
<18> I'm still pretty bad at regexes
<19> i banned poutine?!
<20> hi i need help with php
<17> there is 2 TB around
<17> :p
<15> you sure do
<19> no, there is not
<17> TechnoBabble
<20> well .. i have a site on (lycos) i moved a forum to there and didn't read the php files why?
<16> No, Tb did.
<15> it's Technobabble not TechnoBabble
<16> hehe
<19> he's Tb because he's Technobabble not TechnoBabble
<16> Tb banned him, not TB
<15> BLACKLIST^: probably because lycos doesn't support php?
<19> mkay.. i mean dont get me wrong, i wouldn't mind taking credit for it. i just dont recall doing it
<20> evulish .. no it supports php
<19> heh, no it doesn't
<19> poor ****er
<21> hi, i am trying to recieve a table column from database of mysql , but instead of the column name query returns me "Resource ID#17" . I tried to run the query in mysql, it works ok there, just not in PHP, it gives me starnage output
<21> can anyone help me?
<17> http://php.net/mysql_result
<21> i have more queries running on the page, they are working fine, i added a new one which is giving problems
<17> check their example
<17> compare with what you have
<8> @mysql_fetch_result
<8> i think he's dead
<8> :/
<21> thanks Ox41464b :)
<19> it bugs me to no end that when a function returns an unexpected value the LOGICAL and OBVIOUS thing to do is check the function's documentation and find out what it's supposed to return and what it can return
<19> yet nobody does this
<8> why would anyone do that
<8> do you know how hard the php manual is to read?
<19> yeah i suppose i'm being a bit harsh on them
<21> Ox41464b thank you very much its working now
<19> yet.. somehow i haven't the slightest idea how the **** these people actually make it through life and survive with such a severe lack of problem solving skills. honestly, i wouldn't employ people like that to flip ****ing burgers
<4> heh
<17> how do i put timeout at gethostbyname() ?
<22> socket_set_timeout
<17> bool stream_set_timeout ( resource stream int seconds [, int microseconds] ) /* alias of socket_set_timeout */
<4> does socket_set_timeout affect get*by*/
<4> ?
<17> there is no stream resource
<4> I thought you had to play fun and games with SIGALRM
<22> hm no I lied
<22> requires a stream
<22> thought it might set a global timeout
<4> raizor: no, it would just affect the socket you're working with
<4> Ox41464b: you'll probably have to set a timer, and catch sigalrm
<4> if you want to use a timeout other than what the default is
<17> never playing with this pcntl_*
<4> I believe this has come up before w/PHP
<17> well... its good time to start ^^
<4> beh
<4> don't want to go to work tomorrow
<15> **** you i went to work TODAY
<15> :P
<4> evulish: that just makes you a ****er
<23> bahaha
<4> hey pizza
<4> how's it going?
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