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<0> yes.
<1> why?
<0> actually.
<0> not really.
<1> then what are you trying to do ultimately?
<1> give me an example value for LINK_NAME, and what you would want to do with that value
<0> actually, this code is suppose to display differt parts on one page from a remote server
<0> herer
<0> <% Select Case Request.QueryString("LINK_NAME") %>
<0> the link name will be
<0> <% Case "ARTICLES"%>
<0> rest of the page has all buch of case statements only.
<1> ok, well I suppose that is a valid use
<1> but...
<1> .I don't like you
<0> u bet .. i dont either. :)
<1> maxhumor, you hate yourself?
<0> i have been ***igned this task as a volunteer so i am stuck.
<0> naaa.
<0> I mean voluntering for some work that i am not too aware of.
<0> well, knowledge nsearch never ends.
<0> :)
<0> oh .. my bad.
<1> your wisdom = 8
<0> u said .. u dont like me !
<0> hmm .. bad read on my part.
<0> well .. why dont u like me ?
<1> does not compute
<1> Well, your nick is maxhumor, yet you're as funny as jerry lewis
<0> apologize for breakign any rules in this room.
<0> :)
<0> i will try to do justice to my nick.
<0> lol
<1> maybe you try to be the comedian because you lack intelligence to be able to make people like you because of your personality
<1> maybe you're a eunuch
<0> oh well .. i am not a coder actually but helping out a fiend to get this task done on time.
<1> fiend eh?
<0> friend
<1> is this friend a woman?
<0> nope.
<1> Are you a male?
<0> yeap.
<1> Are you gay?
<0> nope
<1> This sounds like a very homo***ual scenario to me....
<0> lol
<1> you sound like you're trying to be his knight in shining armor
<1> come to rescue him in his dreaded PHP crisis
<1> in=from
<0> actually, we both volunteered for tbis project
<0> for our non profit org.
<1> what does the non profit org do?
<0> its a sports organisation.
<0> cricket.
<0> we are setting up their website
<0> using php.
<1> ah, it suddenly makes sense why it's a non profit then
<0> :)
<0> yeap, we all volunteer to keep this org running.
<1> Do you enjoy visiting the steamy locker room after a heated game? Watching water splash off their muscular ***es while they rub their manbits with soap? Do you get especially excited when horseplay occurs in said situation?
<0> oh well, you are asking the wrong person.
<1> listen, I am a medically licensed practitioner of psychiatry
<0> cool .. good for you !
<1> I'm telling you. "You're gay"
<0> hahah
<0> u need to revisit your school then my friend.
<0> and probably redo a few courses as well.
<2> haha
<1> 8===D~~~* <-That turns you on, doesn't it?
<0> to become a better Psychiatry.
<0> i really dont have time for your crap stuff.
<1> I am a professional
<2> haha
<1> I clear well over 300k/yr in my practices
<0> good if you wanna help in this php stuff, otherwise thanks for you help.
<1> I'm trying to open your mind to the fact that you're a homo***ual
<2> why would you do that?
<1> the sooner this is realized, the sooner this behaviour can be curbed
<1> I can cure your homo***uality
<0> dude .. i am a happily married guy.
<0> with kids.
<1> maxhumor, You only ****ed her and procreated for the cover
<0> oh well.
<1> you despise your wife
<2> hehe
<1> you regret your child even sometimes
<0> hahah
<0> dude .. u try ur crap.
<2> poutine, have you tried this psychiatric treatment on yourself?
<1> I can cure it maxhumor
<1> $499, I accept paypal
<1> as an extra value bonus, I'll help you with your PHP too
<0> thx for the offer ... u can save it for some REAL cases. :)
<0> and with PHP, i will get some help some where anyways.
<0> oh well, i guess i will try this room some other time when someone is willing to hear new comers.
<0> have a good nite everyone.
<0> bye.
<1> Please, just try my cds, if you are not cured within 30 days, you can return them for a full refund
<1> :(
<2> heh
<2> url ?
<1> it's coming
<1> I wonder if that could be a profitable produc
<1> t
<1> you could play on people's insecurities
<1> the more feminine types that say they're not a fag but they act like a pansy
<2> metro ***ual, man
<1> there's no such thing
<1> they're faggots
<2> heh, sounds like you have an insecurity problem
<1> hah, it's the tool of the homo***uals to turn everything into, "You're gay too"
<1> it's more wishful thinking
<2> haha, you're funny
<1> the term "homophobe" is especially funny, because you would have to be an idiot to think everyone who says "faggot" fears gays
<1> it's hatred, not fear
<2> who said I gathered that from the word "faggot" ?
<2> "hate is a product of fear"
<2> didn't you watch doni darko?
<1> I am a medically licensed practitioner of psychiatry
<2> bahaha
<1> I'm not one of those, "All I learned of psychology/psychiatry I learned from donnie darko"
<2> it's ok poutine. I'm just giving you a hard time.
<1> I will laugh as you cower like a weakling in a dark corner inside your abode, I will grant no mercy during the final moment of your life as you see the glint of light reflecting off the barrel of my gun as it swings to bring your forehead into sight
<2> hehe
<2> what did you quote that from?
<1> I just typed it
<1> fool
<2> you are full of hate and rage, poutine. thought you were a psyciatrist
<2> practice what you teach. fool.
<1> you're a fool for not recognizing typing patterns
<2> ya, ok
<1> like do you know how often you do a <word>, <rest of your sentence>?
<1> you capitalize I only, you put a space in between your last word and a question mark when asking a question
<2> ya... i use commas all the time
<2> hehe, didn't in that one
<2> smart guy
<1> that was a mistake
<1> you imagine the world to be a 1/0 situation
<1> it is not
<2> you have no clue what i imagine
<1> If you're suggestion your imagination is beyond the comprehension of someone who has dealt with schizophrenics for the past 20 years, you're greatly mistaken
<1> ion=ing
<2> if you're suggesting that you can possibly know what I imagine from the few conversations we've had on irc, u've got a problem.
<1> I've got you figured out to an exact science
<2> lay it on me, smart guy.
<1> Pay me for my time
<2> wishful thinking
<1> I did pro bono work in med school, If you want professional advice you need to pay for a session
<2> keep it to yourself, i could give a ****
<2> you're full of **** anyhow
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