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<0> right now i'm using some lame-*** callback
<1> lietuviu yra?
<0> riiight
<2> @translate
<0> what a minute. how did your preg_match_all work?
<3> Hum. Windows Mobile, or Palm OS 5?
<2> if matches any href="" where inside "" doesn't start with http: or mailto:
<0> preg_match_all("/href=\"(?!(?:http|mailto):)(.*?)\"/", "href=\"a\", href=\"http://b\"",$m)
<0> field 3 should be array &matches
<0> oh wait
<0> wow, that slowed it the hell down
<2> the regex?
<0> yeah
<0> but again, not a huge deal
<0> it's just a maintenence script
<2> one more reason not to parse html with regex... :/
<2> http://php-html.sourceforge.net/
<4> @confess
<5> most guys want girls with huge tits and sorry but i don't have them. i stuff my bra like a thanksgiving turkey and proud of it! it's not like a girl can just grow boobs like guys can gain muscle. plus in order to be thin, it's quite a lot to expect since all they are is fat. so there!
<0> heh, i doubt there's a faster way :P
<2> use an html parser :/
<0> this is the world's messiest script
<0> i keep getting lost. and i only wrote it last week
<2> imagine in 6 months
<0> i won't need it then
<0> http://pastebin.com/629743
<0> B====D
<0> i win the ****ty php award
<2> horrid.
<0> horrible callbacks, redundant code, references thrown around, global variables everywhere
<0> it takes skill to code that poorly
<0> i had it written mostly correctly, then i ran out of memory.
<0> i still continue to get lost in the variable names i picked
<6> heh
<4> function lol2()
<4> nice
<0> heh yeah.
<0> the problem that tripped me up just now is that $text1 (the content) turns into $text1_links[0] and $text1 gets ignored from there on
<0> i dunno why i did it like that
<0> -bash-2.05b$ cd ..
<0> -bash: cd: ..: No such file or directory
<0> que?
<0> -bash-2.05b$ pwd
<0> /home/developer2/dailyfx/export/export-point/sites/dailyfx/story/calendar/weekly_focus
<0> oh, yeah, i deleted the dir i was in
<7> brb
<3> oh my dear lord these shoes are stiff as hell
<0> KINDA LIKE MY PENIS
<8> NO. but whatever..
<4> is gmail still invite only?
<2> do you want an invitation?
<4> if you have an extra one. i had 50 but they are gone
<4> and they have a sign up on the main page
<9> http://cpp.enisoc.com/pastebin/6846
<4> but it's through a moble phone only
<0> vagina.
<9> that program has like 10 if's in a row... looks very ugly
<4> oh
<4> ****ing konq
<4> konqueror just doesn't render the little invite box
<8> if there is a table already in your db, how do you add a field w/ data ?
<2> Jstr: ALTER TABLE
<2> then you need to UPDATE existing records
<7> `zipcode` tinytext NOT NULL default '',
<7> wtf is wrong with that...
<2> ansimation: what's the error?
<2> what's tinytext? use CHAR(6) or CHAR(11)
<7> ERROR 1064 (42000) at line 720: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax t
<0> why do you have NOT NULL default ''?
<0> and why is zipcode a tinytext?
<0> aren't those usually numbers?
<7> **** if i know
<7> heh
<4> varchar(10)
<4> damnit
<7> yea
<4> xxxxx-xxxx
<2> @php echo strlen("xxxxxx-xxxx");
<5> Result: 11
<4> heh
<2> oh wait
<10> d'oh
<2> @php echo strlen("xxxxx-xxxx");
<5> Result: 10
<0> haha
<4> yay!
<2> spox++
<7> but yea, why not have not null and default '' ?
<4> i don't understand what the last 4 are actually for
<0> why not just let it be null?
<4> i guess google could probably tell me
<4> but no one uses them
<0> spox: the extra 4 is for an even more specific location i think
<4> hrm
<8> actually, the post office uses them..
<7> ERROR 1136 (21S01) at line 742: Column count doesn't match value count at row 1
<7> wtf
<4> yeah, but i don't know anyone that sends mail that actually uses them
<4> not including the post office
<8> The 4-digit add-on number identifies a geographic segment within the 5-digit delivery area, such as a city block, office building.. etc etc
<2> they're used
<0> a lot of mailing lists have them
<0> government uses them
<4> well **** them!
<0> amazon uses them
<8> ZIP+4 is intended for use primarily by business mailers who prepare their mail with typewritten, machine-printed, or computerized addressing formats
<4> Jstr: are you a post office bot?
<2> also i try to use char instead of varchar these days... if you avoid variable-length fields lookups are faster
<8> I am talkin to my wife :D
<8> who has to know that **** for her job :D
<8> so anyways..
<8> specific example of my problem ?
<0> macy's is making me nervous.
<0> ****ers.
<10> why
<0> because i need my order soon so i can get it altered if i need ti and i dunno when it's going to get here
<10> uh
<10> what did you order
<0> a suit
<10> bought one?
<0> ..?
<10> what do you need it for
<0> no, i stole it. from their online store!
<8> jon: that's important.. the important part is they need to ship it.
<8> Sausage_: did you call em ?
<0> nope
<8> well...
<0> what's calling em gonna do?
<10> i wouldn't buy a suit online for one
<0> waste an hour sitting on hold, most likely
<8> they can prolly tell you if it shipped / or when it's going to..
<0> jon: i tried it on in the store but they didn't have the right color/size
<10> ah
<11> /whois fhb
<11> meh
<12> .
<0> Items shipped on March 29, 2006:
<0> Delivery estimate: April 3, 2006
<0> Amazon Prime: Two-Day Shipping is free
<0> hmm.
<0> yeah, that really sounds like 2-day
<4> well, it ships tomorrow
<4> 2 day would be saturday
<4> which is extra
<4> so yeah, it does sound like 2 day
<0> 3/29 = today
<4> yeah. and it ships TOMORROW
<4> it's from time of shipment
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