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<0> thanxs poutine, sorry coz disturb u
<0> ermm..
<1> you didn't disturb me, you showed laziness by saying "too long too much text", and I abhor laziness
<0> Dear pountine, now i still scrolling looking any related info on that page. so far i didnt find any echo script that can display other script
<0> so far what i understand echo command only can display a text
<0> erm..
<2> www.php.net/tut
<2> read it, make love to it, finger it's dookie hole.
<3> lol
<0> thanxs ansimation
<2> sure
<2> sup Tb?
<2> alright, I need to waste some time. guess I will do some work eh
<0> ansimation.. err
<0> are u willing to help a stupid newbies like me? i only want to know about "echo on script"



<2> not if you're not willing to help yourself.
<0> i alread read on www.php.net/tut , so far what i found only --> echo "text";
<2> like poutine said, store the results of exec into a variable, then echo the variable.
<2> @php $a="foo"; echo $a;
<4> Result: foo
<2> @roulette
<4> ansimation: *click*
<0> i try like this but still fail
<0> <?php
<0> $test = 'system("uptime")';
<0> echo $test;
<0> ?>
<0> erm..
<2> system() != exec()
<0> system() != exec()?
<2> and yeah, what you have would work except that you have it quoted
<2> **** me, it aint even 6 yet... gah!
<5> @php echo phpversion(). ' '. spl_object_hash($r = new StdCl***);
<4> PHP Fatal error: Call to undefined function spl_object_hash()
<5> @php echo phpversion();echo ' '. spl_object_hash($r = new StdCl***);
<4> PHP Fatal error: Call to undefined function spl_object_hash()
<5> @spl_object_hash
<5> @spl_*
<4> Functions matching spl_*:
<4> spl_cl***es()
<5> @php echo phpversion();
<4> Result: 5.1.6
<5> Okay then... its explain...
<5> @php echo implode(";",array_values(spl_cl***es()));
<4> Ox41464b: Your result has been truncated. Don't print so much.
<4> Result: AppendIterator;ArrayIterator;ArrayObject;BadFunctionCallException;BadMethodCallException;CachingIterator;Countable;DirectoryIterator;DomainException;EmptyIterator;FilterIterator;InfiniteIterator;InvalidArgumentException;IteratorIterator;LengthException;LimitIterator;LogicException;NoRewindIterator;O
<1>
<6> lalalaaa
<2> mod's slacking again
<7> lol
<7> i think the chance is set pretty low
<7> @autokick chance
<4> Chance of nicks in autokick list being kicked: 23%
<2> yeah, should be like 93%
<2> we'll let ya slide this time okay pal?
<7> @confess
<4> [42268] god ****ing dammit! why cant i seem to get a goddamn girlfriend! its always "not the right time!" im ****ing tired of it! all i want is a girlfriend that can love me in the same way that i love her! Is that too much to ask?
<8> lol , mod_spox the good gilfriend tha ca i see a huge database
<8> lool
<9> qua?
<8> it's a blag for the girlfreind of mod_spox ==> can be a huge DATABASE
<8> that's all, have a good time all
<2> ...okay
<10> wtf
<10> hey how's that girlfriend, bot?
<10> you displayed a message mentioning a girlfriend, so that means you must necessarily not be a bot
<10> but a person
<4> she doesn't put out enough
<10> who prefaces his messages with a bolded id number in brackets in response to a trigger
<4> [3242] ME!
<10> yes
<2> heh
<2> yawn
<2> 6:30 my ***.
<10> welcome to 3 hours ago
<2> mhmm



<2> my sister told me to be up at 6:30 to goto the probation office for my weekly checkup. but.... bitch is still sleeping..
<7> so wake her up
<2> I been calling her *** since 6
<11> mornin bitches
<7> howdy
<12> ****ing struts
<11> mmhmm
<12> maybe i can just write my own taglib
<7> @confess
<4> [13770] i eat in the middle of the night
<7> @confess--
<11> @confess cracker
<11> @confess filter cracker
<4> [148832] When you eat a bunch of Goldfish cheese crackers and wash it down with Crystal Clear Mixed Berry sparkling water, it tastes like Frank's Red Hot Sauce. I'm ashamed that I've discovered such a monstrosity.
<11> gross
<7> @confess filter ****.*cracker
<4> [212019] i have unlimited speed basically. i offered it to a friend on many occasions for free, and no matter what i said he wouldn't take it. now a mutual friend tried some and loved it and now the first friend wants some. **** these crackers
<7> @confess filter ****in.*cracker
<4> [74193] i cannot stop ****ing eating. i come back from cl*** and have bread, apples, oatmeal, crackers, cheese. if i'm not eating i'm restless. i want to throw away all my food.
<7> meh
<7> where are the racists?
<11> @confess filter spic
<4> [95563] I have once stolen a spice girls cd. Sorry about that
<7> ha
<11> @confess filter [[:space:]]spic[[:space:]]
<4> [157334] i am going to begin preparing for death. i will keep my apt spic and span, dress in funerary clothing, and have all my loose ends tied soon. if i don't die soon i guess i could d.i.m.
<11> @confess filter [[:space:]]spic[[:space:]]
<4> [157334] i am going to begin preparing for death. i will keep my apt spic and span, dress in funerary clothing, and have all my loose ends tied soon. if i don't die soon i guess i could d.i.m.
<11> bah
<11> @confess filter [[:space:]]wetback[[:space:]]
<4> No confessions matched given filter.
<11> wtf over
<7> @confess has pattern [[:space:]]spic[[:space:]]
<4> There are 1 confessions containing the pattern [[:space:]]spic[[:space:]]
<7> lol
<11> @confess filter wet.*back
<4> [250722] i had the best *** of my life the other day, it was so wet and steamy but now we are back to the beginning again, we dont talk often, we wont hang out I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR DAMN GIRLFRIEND!!
<11> k, pagination time
<11> someone tell me if there is a better way to write this
<7> is there a better way to write this?
<2> yup, there's a better way
<7> how's that?
<11> <a href="<?php echo(((isset($_GET['order_by']) and $_GET['order_by'] == 'sec_level') and (isset($_GET['order'])) and $_GET['order'] == 'asc') ? $_SERVER['PHP_SELF'] . "?order_by=sec_level&order=" . 'desc' : $_SERVER['PHP_SELF'] . "?order_by=sec_level&order=" . 'asc'); ?>">security level</td>
<7> good god man
<11> lmfao
<11> i went on a retard spree last night
<11> i was out for writing stupid stuff
<7> apparently
<2> so it seems
<11> now im stuck in that mindset
<11> but **** it, it works
<12> i'm getting tired of chasing struts code all over the place :(
<7> well, you could generate the string in a block of php
<7> then just <?=$string?> within the tag
<7> and it would look nice
<7> and actually be readable
<11> **** readable =P
<7> you could even
<7> wait for it....
<7> separate design from function
<7> yep
<12> i usually do something like create a compile_url thing
<7> there it is
<7> i said it
<12> then just make an ***ociate array
<11> k, ill leave it as is
<11> :)
<7> **** readability and maintainability
<7> it's for the birds
<11> nobody has to read it but myself
<11> EVAR
<7> @quote
<4> [|1/12/14]: <Snidjer> for idiots like me
<11> ternary is joor friend


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