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<0> 5.1.1
<1> !php echo strtotime('30-01-2006 11:11:11');
<1> what happent to you MudPortal !
<1> !php echo strtotime('now');
<0> 1138598455
<1> herm
<2> Sask. potash miners safe after fire breaks out
<2> CTV.ca - 1 hour ago
<2> About 70 miners trapped in a Saskatchewan potash mine following a fire are safe and will return to the surface when the smoke has been cleared, a spokesman said. Marshall Hamilton, a spokesman for the Mosaic ...
<2> Why does canada always have to try and copy the USA?
<3> i have been reading a few manuals on the php website but i still can seem to find the function that i want to use to be able to pick out a line of an array to display or whatever
<2> you can't use the array function index?
<4> nanotech: pick how?
<3> by line
<3> by the line number of the file
<5> how would i output a simple text message to the screen with a crontab



<5> so i can do a test like
<5> "it's working"
<6> insert this command into cron
<6> echo "its working"
<7> can anyone tell me how to make a varible from a database query string show up on output
<7> currently i only get $var and if i wrap it in <?php echo $var; ?> it jsut displays the all of it
<7> http://www.ajnin.com/todo/ is my problem
<8> hello
<8> what does it mean? "file(): URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration"
<8> I trying to open URL
<8> $page = implode(' ',file('http://www.nix.ru/'));
<8> is it apache config or php.ini?
<9> You need to set permissions?
<9> @file
<10> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<10> array file ( string filename [, int use_include_path [, resource context]] )
<10> Reads entire file into an array
<10> http://www.php.net/file
<9> and i think it also has to be a local file
<11> hello
<11> i need some help with phpmyadmin ....
<11> Warning: Unknown(/srv/www/htdocs/phpmyadmin/index.php): failed to open stream: Permission denied in Unknown on line 0
<11> Warning: (null)(): Failed opening '/srv/www/htdocs/phpmyadmin/index.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:') in Unknown on line 0
<8> thx, bye
<12> haii all
<12> any body know where is the tutor of regex
<13> www.amazon.com
<14> morning / afternoon
<13> morning sunshine
<14> heh :D
<13> what up?
<14> me :D
<13> i see this
<14> i am gettin ready for interview number 1
<14> i am tryin to get this tech support position, 25 - 35 /hr to start full time :D
<13> cool
<14> morning Brainzz
<13> aloha senor Brainzz
<15> allo
<13> sup?
<15> nothing much
<15> you?
<13> contemplating getting ready for work
<13> not like i want too, but eh.
<14> heh.. who want's to work ?
<13> not i
<15> I do :)
<15> I love my work
<14> Brainzz: apparently :D
<13> yea well, some of us are less fortunate.
<13> ;/
<14> I got hurt at work which ****s..
<14> but hell I have been off and am being paid for it
<14> thus I am enjoying it, although phys. therapy ****s
<16> Can anyone tell me how to extract the number (substring) between the @'s in a string like this "1 WIFE @998@"? The number can be from 1 and up.
<16> In substr I got to know the lenght of the number string and ereg returns an int!?
<3> i have been reading a few manuals on the php website but i still can seem to find the function that i want to use to be able to pick out a line of an array to display or whatever
<15> so you have an array (eg: $fish = array(); ) and you want to disply the 5th entry in the array?
<15> in that case it would be "echo $fish[4];" to display the 5th item, as arrays are 0 indexed



<3> ya, i actrually have a file(), but i ***ume that would work with it also?
<15> as long as you are using an array then yes
<15> $fish = file("..."); echo $fish[4]; would give you the 5th line
<3> wowo, thanks :P)
<3> hmm, can php add money? like 43,034 + 34,433 ?
<15> thats digusting - who would want a pizza blended into a milkshake!?
<15> now, a pizza made of milkshakes - thats a different matter all together
<17> does anyone know whats the function to remote a certain character from a line?
<18> a certain character based on what?
<19> str_replace
<17> hmm
<17> like, make a comma
<17> or period
<19> str_replace
<18> yup, do as he says
<18> or you shall suffer
<17> thanx Sausage, pulling up the manual as we speak
<19> does mysql_pconnect use more or less threads than mysql_connect?
<20> Sausage: i answered this question the first time you asked it
<19> i didn't see it :P
<20> it's not a question of "threads"
<20> but it does relate to resources
<19> Can't create a new thread (errno 35); if you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug
<19> well i'm getting that error. and i need to fix it without modifying the database server
<20> interesting.
<20> and that's in a call to pconnect?
<19> it's running on freebsd 4.9
<20> or connect?
<19> pconnect
<20> the db server or the php code that is generating this error?
<19> db server
<21> Do you have enough available connections in mysql to supply every apache process?
<19> i have no idea
<20> yes, figure out what the resource usage looks like on the box
<19> i'm pretty sure it does
<19> i mean, the settings are high enough in apache/mysql
<19> but i think the problem is with mysql on freebsd 4.9
<20> Sausage: mysql has a "max connections" setting, perhaps you are bumping against that. i ***ume other people are using this db server as well?
<20> could be, have you checked mysql's documentation or msgboard?
<19> it's primarily just the two webservers for this site
<19> i've seen quite a few problems with fbsd 4.9 and mysql on message boards
<20> more likely it's a configuration issue, but a bug/error is possible
<19> i believe it's due to the way fbsd4.9 handles threads
<19> it can allocate only like 512mb ram per process and all the threads are still considered that process or something like that
<20> so you think mysql is running out of memory because of limitations in freebsd's thread imnplementation?
<20> how much RAM is mysql currently using?
<19> is there a mysql command to show that?
<19> i don't have any access to the db server besides mysql
<20> `top` could help
<20> ah
<20> search mysql.com/doc
<19> Threads_cached
<19> Threads_connected
<19> Threads_created 8
<19> Threads_running
<19> i don't get that.
<19> there are 2488 threads created, but only 39 in use?
<20> i think created means total, ever.
<19> oh
<19> so it can't create 40 threads?
<21> what os are you using?
<21> bsd...should handle threads fine
<21> how much memory are you allocating to mysql?
<21> allocating=allowing
<19> mysql is the only thing on that server
<19> so i'm ***uming as much as it needs
<21> nah my.cnf defines a lot of it
<19> i don't see any memory settings
<22> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/server-parameters.html
<22> most of the variables ending in *_size have to do with memory settings
<19> i think the xslt i wrote over the weekend won't work with java xslt parsers


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