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<0> hi guys ..
<0> do you help a beginner? :)
<1> whats your problem?
<0> ok, I have a php site .. I have a sublink called "click here to contact us" ... so once u click at it takes you to www.mysite/ask.html .. so instead I want it to take the user to www.ANOTHER-site.com/forum
<0> how do I do that?
<1> basic html? <a href="http://www.whatever.com">..</a>;
<2> god.
<2> ****ing ues.
<2> all i want is a REGULAR SHOE STORE
<2> THERE IS NOT ONE
<2> dolce & gabbana, berluti, armani, and versace are the main "shoe stores" here
<0> thanx flipp
<0> flipp, where do I put that ?
<2> heh.
<2> you might want to read an html tutorial
<2> before starting with php



<0> flipp , u know .. there is the word "ask" .. when you click at it it takes you to www.mysite/ask.html .. but I want it to take the user to another site actually.
<1> maybe thats a good idea yes..
<0> evulish , I said earlier that am a beginner
<2> beammer: yeah, but we aren't teachers
<2> there are tutorials and stuff to explain this stuff
<0> evulish : where exactly ?
<2> w3schools.com is the most popular
<2> or just search google for: html tutorial and you'll get a wealth of knowledge
<3> @google php
<4> Search results for php:
<4> http://www.php.net/
<4> http://www.phpbuilder.com/
<4> http://phpnuke.org/
<4> http://php.resourceindex.com/
<4> http://www.statcounter.com/
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=php&btnG=Google+Search
<3> @udefine ~random
<4> Definition for Sunn O))):
<4> Southern Lord records band, members include Stephen O'Malley and Greg Anderson.
<4> Example usages:
<4> Sunn O))) dooms furiously and brings the droning despair.
<4> Source: nn)))
<4> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define?term=Sunn+O%29%29%29
<2> SELECT CONCAT('<economicrelease datetime="',datetime.'" release="',release,'" filename="',filename,'" period="',period,'" afterreleaseactual="',afterreleaseactual,'" briefingcomestimate="',briefingcomestimate,'" consensusestimate="',consensusestimate,'" priorreleaseactual="',priorreleaseactual,'" originallyreportedactual,'"/>') FROM `mos_briefingxml` ORDER BY datetime ASC
<2> anyone see a mistake with that offhand? :P
<2> aha
<5> hmm
<5> MS updated the Genuine Checker thing
<2> ok, i guess i was wrong
<2> i cand find the error :/
<6> ,'"/>')
<6> there's one
<6> your not escaping right
<6> right?
<6> '/">'
<6> or not ;x
<7> Sure is quiet.
<7> hi
<8> hi
<7> watup'
<8> not ****
<7> ok
<8> you?
<7> watching anaconda on USA i think
<7> some channel
<8> blood orchard or the 1st?
<7> uhh
<7> blood orchid
<7> I can't tell.. "info" shows Anacondas: Hunt...
<8> wtfe
<8> yea, thats it
<7> there's a total dum*** black guy in it...
<8> lol
<7> i can't wait for him to die so he can shut the **** up
<8> im wartchin undercl***man
<7> never heard
<7> gah, this stupid white guy is just as bad
<8> lol
<2> rulz
<2> i redid my calendar in xslt
<2> http://www.dailyfx.com/calendar/briefing/



<2> monday i'm replacing that calendar
<8> brb
<9> dammit
<7> lol
<3> * thecatisold changes topic to 'beefcake - new dalnet server yourmom.dal.net - it's not working right now, but I was on your mom earlier.'
<7> hehe.. time for that dumb black guy to die
<7> here it comes...
<7> come on...
<7> any second now
<7> here's the panic
<7> ah, damnit
<7> false alarm.. son of a bitch
<8> ...
<7> damnit.. the cool guy died
<7> trying to save the dumb guy
<10> Coppermine critical error:
<10> Unable to connect to database !
<10> MySQL said: Too many connections
<10> What does that exactly mean
<8> MySQL said: Too many connections
<8> read it
<10> i know i read that
<10> but what to many people on it?
<8> then that's what it means
<8> you you mysql_close() at all?
<10> ?
<8> @mysql_close
<4> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<4> bool mysql_close ( [resource link_identifier] )
<4> Close MySQL connection
<4> http://www.php.net/mysql-close
<6> $filename = '/../../.htaccess-pma';
<6> i can't p*** that to fopen?
<10> sorry dont know much about that where do i edit that
<7> YES! the idiot died
<2> Stoned4Life: are you Stoned4Life's mom?
<7> no...
<8> does your mother know what you do infront of your computer at 3am josh?
<8> stick it in her pooper.
<7> uck
<6> how do i get the pwd?
<6> in php
<2> auhg
<6> getcwd()
<6> heh
<7> wow.. the dummy saved everyone.. that was ironic.. i wish he just died
<7> all the losers lived and all the cool guys died. that's unbelievable
<2> http://pastebin.com/529674
<2> now THAT is some quality xslt.
<2> biotches.
<7> evulish: what does that look like?
<2> http://www.dailyfx.com/calendar/briefing/
<2> it looks like that
<2> without the navigation and left bar
<7> the xml?
<2> huh?
<7> err.. that's the stylesheet
<2> what?
<2> what are you talking about?
<7> wtf
<7> where's the... rest?
<2> http://www.mehh.net/xslt/
<7> that's better
<7> impressive evulish, nice work
<2> too bad i don't htink it'll work
<2> took a long-*** time to ****ing write that
<2> i started yesterday with no knowledge of xslt
<7> yeah.. not knowing a damn thing about it, it doesn't look like it's making a whole lot of sense. that really may just be me though.
<7> wow. ****. i just blew 20 minutes looking at that
<2> it's actually pretty simple once you get the hang of it
<11> is there a way to search a string, and find how many matches there are to an array of regular expression patterns ? aka a word list
<12> can PHP be compiled to a .exe file?
<11> into a cgi yes
<11> exe, dont think so


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