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<0> hey spox?
<1> sup babble
<0> hey ohm
<0> are you like the resistance kind of ohm
<0> or the sound of creation kind of ohm
<1> the law kind of ohm
<1> i lay down the law
<2> in his own precious little world
<3> @google ohm's law
<4> Search results for ohm's law:
<4> http://www.physics.uoguelph.ca/tutorials/ohm/Q.ohm.intro.html
<4> http://www.the12volt.com/ohm/ohmslaw.asp
<4> http://www.grc.nasa.gov/Other_Groups/K-12/Sample_Projects/Ohms_Law/ohmslaw.html
<4> http://jersey.uoregon.edu/vlab/Voltage/index.html
<4> http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/electromag/java/ohmslaw/
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=ohm%27s+law&btnG=Google+Search



<1> i AM the law
<3> what google really needs is to not be strictly keyword-based
<2> ""?
<5> google claims it isn't
<5> what google really needs is for people to quit making ****ty websites!
<3> it's the world wide web; it will always be a bellcurve
<6> teh intarweb is serious business k?
<7> "i'm seeking you turk" .. wow
<2> if you say so
<6> you hadda go cut your hair down low like a nigga. bitch! you head look like a dirty tennis ball now...
<8> my friend, we have just lo-jacked a janitor
<8> hellooooo
<7> abort the babies!
<5> it's a bad sign when sober, I cannot follow the conversation in here
<6> lol
<8> i need a silver tie.
<6> order oneonline :P
<8> where?
<6> + space
<8> i can't find a nice one
<7> eBay
<6> i dunno, wherever you got your suit
<8> macy's doesn't have a good online selection
<7> cuse no one shops at macy's online...
<7> especially when they live in a relative vicinity
<8> hey, the largest store in the world didn't have a suit in my size.
<5> http://cgi.ebay.com/STACEY-ADAMS-New-40-Formal-Suit-Tuxedo-Bow-Tie-Silver_W0QQitemZ8270600345QQcategoryZ15663QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
<8> uh yeah, not a bow tie :P
<7> that's cuse they shorten the "normal size human" clothes line in order to extend the "goddamn-lose-some-****ing-weight" line.
<8> i'm a 38
<5> http://cgi.ebay.com/Kent-Cole-New-Elegant-Smoky-Silver-Purple-Silk-Tie_W0QQitemZ8270623918QQcategoryZ86645QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
<5> Elegant, Smoky, Purple AAAAAnd silver
<1> someone care to explain why i have nine different System.DirectX.Direct3DX references?
<1> 1.0.2902.0 through 1.0.2910.0...
<1> bizarre.
<1> i really, really wish managed directx tutorials weren't code and comments
<1> "do this, and i'm not going to explain why"
<1> ...and why is directdraw deprecated?
<1> man, microsoft changes their APIs more than is natural
<2> jed you wanted to make some money right?
<1> maybe
<2> you got any aluminum foil?
<2> http://www.artnet.com/PDB/PublicLotDetails.aspx?lot_id=424476430&page=6
<1> rofl
<2> 38.4K
<2> it's nuts mang
<1> what the hell
<2> jumb on it
<2> jump
<1> http://www.artnet.com/artist/3844/John-Chamberlain.html
<2> hah
<2> compared to the others
<2> i guess the foil really IS his best work
<2> MATERIALS: Welded steel with paint
<9> dum di di dum
<10> What is the difference between .inc and .php? I know inc is for include, but what is the difference if I change it to php and included?
<6> dum dum
<9> you can basically put any extensions for an include file.
<9> but if its .inc, and you have a database p***word or some p***words in the include file, people can generally see it.
<9> .php files are processed by php.
<9> (if installed correctly)



<9> I usually name my include files as foobar.inc.php
<6> yea, it's best to store sensitive information in a file with a php extension so it cannot be viewed in plain text
<9> or put it in some web unaccessible directory
<9> (ie, outside the public_html)
<3> agreed, i usually use inc.whatever.php, just in case .inc is not configured (properly) in the webserver, which isn't universal
<3> i've run into plenty of servers that have /db.inc viewable as plaintext
<9> nod.
<9> @google db.inc
<4> Search results for db.inc:
<4> http://www.softdb.com/
<4> http://www.realdb.qc.ca/
<4> http://www.cvalco.org/search/showcategory.html?categoryid=191%C2%AEionsfrm%5B0%5D=7
<4> http://focus.ti.com/catalog/docs/thirdpartycompanyfolder.tsp?templateId=5681&navigationId=9352&companyId=455
<4> http://www.wcc.vccs.edu/ocs/
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=db.inc&btnG=Google+Search
<1> world of warcraft is pissing me off
<9> hrm, lucky. heh
<9> ohm: quit it :( its no good for health!
<9> sub jon
<9> sup too
<6> @google mysql.inc
<4> Search results for mysql.inc:
<4> http://www.mysql.com/company/contact/
<4> http://www.mysql.com/
<4> http://docs.markwest.me.uk/phpdoc/PostNuke_ADODB/Postnuke_ADODB/_adodb_perf_perf-mysql_inc_php.html
<4> http://www.xaraya.com/documentation/phpxref/xaradodb/drivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php.html
<4> http://www.lodel.org/doccodesource/lodel/_lodeldevel_lodel_scripts_adodb_drivers_adodb-mysql_inc_php.html
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=mysql.inc&btnG=Google+Search
<9> @google database.inc
<4> Search results for database.inc:
<4> http://www.nald.ca/
<4> http://www.imdb.com/help/
<4> http://www.redi-net.com/
<4> http://www.airdexpress.com/
<4> http://www.macrodatabase.com/
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=database.inc&btnG=Google+Search
<9> deh.
<3> @php echp preg_replace('/(me) (.*)/', 'on \1', "world of warcraft is pissing me off");
<4> PHP Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING
<3> damn
<9> you sux pizza :P
<9> @php echo preg_replace('/(me) (.*)/', 'on \1', "world of warcraft is pissing me off");
<3> having the bot in the channel is very fun though
<3> @php echp preg_replace('/(me) (.*)/', 'on \\1', "world of warcraft is pissing me off");
<4> PHP Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING
<3> haha
<3> i s****
<9> that should return 'world of warcraft is pissing me on off?
<9> O_o
<9> and its echo
<9> heh
<3> yup, just realized
<9> actually, world of warcraft is pissing on me
<9> ;o
<1> they claim
<1> that maintenance to apply 1.10 would end at 1:00 pm PST
<1> you know what time it is?
<1> 7:51:38 PST
<1> seven ****ing hours of downtime
<1> i swear to god, blizzard must be sitting around circle jerking
<1> because this game is down more than it's up
<1> and they make $450 million a year on it.
<3> how much do they spend on it?
<8> $3
<1> $20 a year
<1> if you were a network engineer and your game had 2.3 million players
<1> would you
<1> (a) blame all the problems on the server software
<1> or
<1> (b) fix your ****ing network
<8> they're IT staffers.
<8> so A


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