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<0> hey is someone using symfony?
<1> you ?
<0> the php framework
<0> nop
<0> i'm just asking
<0> gonna try it soon
<1> well go try it, then let us know how bad it is..
<0> lol
<2> mysql_insert_id didn't work as expected, it is returning null.
<2> (on a successful query)
<2> nevermind, I got it, it isn't taking resource id as an argument as this one site suggests it should... ;)
<3> @mysql_insert_id
<4> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<4> int mysql_insert_id ( [resource link_identifier] )
<4> Get the ID generated from the previous INSERT operation
<4> http://www.php.net/mysql-insert-id



<3> not resource id
<3> resource link
<3> i.e. your connection
<5> what's a resource id?
<5> heh
<6> great.. pretty much crashed firefox now =\
<6> made an XSL of the iTunes XML library ... unfortunately my iTunes library of about 9500 songs, is a little over 10mbs =\
<6> oh, sweet. nvm. finally finished.
<6> took about 3 whole minutes =P
<7> might i suggest sending that much xml data to the client gzipped
<7> ?
<6> hmm..
<8> xml is so efficient already
<3> yeah, they almost named it efficient markup language
<6> lol
<6> Error during XSLT transformation: (null)
<6> blah.
<7> zomg
<6> oh.. wait
<9> morning
<6> afternoon
<6> ohm would play the ***..
<6> who's findingOhio?
<3> yo mamma
<0> Plumper Hips ***** (PHP)
<0> :P
<6> =\
<6> heh. Firefox froze that time
<3> @confess
<3> why are you so slow!?
<4> I will love my baby Tricia P for the rest of my life and no one will ever stop me no matter what happens we will always be together.
<3> you are gay
<5> so's your face.
<0> lol
<0> you're so romantic
<0> me too i'm a crazy lover
<3> mod_spox: rescan
<4> lemme take care of that for you
<3> @confess
<4> my penis is eight inches forward and six around. about halfway along, it turns about ten degrees or so. i don't remember if it was that way when i was a kid, but i think i shouldn't have slouched so much.
<3> yay for caches
<3> mod_spox: rescan
<4> alright
<3> @confess
<4> i hate jack.
<4> Cache size: 4541
<6> @confess
<4> Damn you, damn the broccoli, and DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS.
<6> ...
<0> who watched the natalie portman rap video?? :)
<0> she's a m a z i n g
<10> white girl rapping
<10> thats funny
<0> so much funny
<3> anyone rapping and trying to be serious
<0> she's crazy
<3> that's funny
<3> yo west side homeyyyyyy!
<11> hmmm, has anybody converted all the whatever=whatever in the browser header into "whatever.html" in the browser before with httpd conf?
<11> i am trying to do it: AliasMatch ^/nav/.* /usr/home/mysite/public_html/navigation.php



<11> but no go
<11> for now
<5> uh what?
<3> i need cold meds and pain killers
<3> STAT
<12> i wouldn't mind some pk's
<3> hurry over
<5> i don't understand 'implements' in java
<3> uses an interface
<9> isnt it regarding interfaces?
<9> yeah
<6> pretty much..
<6> implements keyListener, mouseListener
<6> pretty much only ones i really use
<5> how's this different than extends?
<3> implements -> interfaces
<3> extends -> cl***es
<5> oh, meh
<0> implements!
<0> i love it
<0> i think it's the most important thing since the inheritance
<0> a real big big concept
<6> =\
<0> is there an equivalent thing in php?
<13> ;/
<13> how come pizza gets offered a hook up and i don't :(
<6> when did pizza get offered a hookup?
<0> i'm not using php object oriented
<8> Adrien_MONK: Then you're missing out of the Object-Oriented Revolution. Don't be left behind!
<8> j/k oop is overrated
<13> isn't it adrian monk btw?
<0> yeah i know, i programmed a little bit with java, some j2ee
<0> THE adrien monk you mean? :)
<13> looks like it's some random spelling
<9> @pdf*
<4> Functions matching pdf*:
<4> Lots of matching functions. Truncating list to 20 results.
<4> pdf_add_annotation(), pdf_add_bookmark(), pdf_add_launchlink(), pdf_add_locallink(), pdf_add_note(), pdf_add_outline(), pdf_add_pdflink(), pdf_add_thumbnail(), pdf_add_weblink(), pdf_arc(), pdf_arcn(), pdf_attach_file(), pdf_begin_page(), pdf_begin_pattern(), pdf_begin_template(), pdf_circle(), pdf_clip(), pdf_close(), pdf_close_image()
<9> @*pdf*
<4> Functions matching *pdf*:
<4> Lots of matching functions. Truncating list to 20 results.
<4> cpdf_add_annotation(), cpdf_add_outline(), cpdf_arc(), cpdf_begin_text(), cpdf_circle(), cpdf_clip(), cpdf_close(), cpdf_closepath(), cpdf_closepath_fill_stroke(), cpdf_closepath_stroke(), cpdf_continue_text(), cpdf_curveto(), cpdf_end_text(), cpdf_fill(), cpdf_fill_stroke(), cpdf_finalize(), cpdf_finalize_page(), cpdf_global_set_document_limits(), cpdf_import_jpeg()
<13> waitwait
<13> Adrien_MONK: it -is- spelt adrian monk
<0> yeah allright
<0> :)
<0> i'm his brother
<13> eh.
<0> he's adrian and i'm adrien
<0> i swear!
<13> oookaaaay.
<8> http://www.erlang.org/download/getting_started-5.4.pdf
<7> <@comcor> got awfully fecking quiet in here | <@comcor> Hey, lets say we start all over again and DO support third party apps and write other people's code for them
<14> hey cv
<15> yo
<5> every single time i put on my ****ing headphones, someone needs me.
<15> heh
<15> love workin in that office
<5> i have one coworker who comes to my desk and just describes his problem in great great detail
<5> after i solve it, that is
<5> he comes up with analogies and **** that don't make any sense
<15> hehe
<5> or he wants me to explain how exactly i found it
<8> ...like catching an airplane with a roll of toilet paper!
<5> heh, usually he needs help finding methods in this big java app
<5> and i just look in the logical place and then trace it back
<5> but he takes 10 minutes to ask what he wants. i find the answer in like 3 seconds


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