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<0> ***bomb, question where did you get your bit about the coffee cup?
<0> * [***bomb] (god@lighty.ma): I'll kill you with my coffee cup
<0> bratwurst is best when painfully hot
<1> !alalal
<1> lalala!
<0> why is zend such a whore sometimes
<1> because you touch yourself at night
<0> no
<0> that's why the blessed baby jesus allows an orphan to be raped by my father
<0> speaking of which, I should call my mom
<1> heh
<2> hello wonderful people
<1> servus
<3> how does that percentage change
<3> earlier it didn't like fedt 8%
<1> spox can change it in the channel or by message...i dunno if it changes other than that
<1> wtf?
<3> (sat 03:01:35p) fedt was kicked by mod_spox [AUTOKICK (i am programmed not to like you 8% of the time)]
<2> may i ask how all this started?
<1> yeah, i'm just a **** in here
<1> @roulette
<1> @roulette
<4> fedt: *click*
<5> @roulette
<4> ansimation: *click*
<5> @roulette topten
<4> Roulette topten: ansimation (61% survival with 555 wins), comcor (68% survival with 539 wins), follower (57% survival with 441 wins), Two-Bits (59% survival with 273 wins), fedt (61% survival with 266 wins), poutine (59% survival with 190 wins), spox (61% survival with 108 wins), jedzilla (63% survival with 59 wins), evulish (45% survival with 58 wins), k|o|g|i (51% survival with 45 wins)
<2> @roulette
<4> Stoned4Life: *click*
<6> hey Stoned4Life
<6> hello all.
<6> I have a quick . simple question.
<6> when using url's inside a database, where can I find out how to have http://www automatically included, so it doesn't need to be typed in?
<2> when inserting the url into the database, check if the http://www string is already included, and if not, insert it with the url
<6> ok how? do you have a url or something i can read?
<2> not off the top of my head unless u wanna refer to the manual
<7> if (this.string.contain('http://')) { /*do.nothing*/ } else { /*plug.http://www.to.thestring*/ }
<7> thats only pseudo code example, not real code...
<8> hey!
<6> hey is for horses, cows eat it to aren't you glad you're not a pig?
<8> anyone able to help me with a 4line problem :) well the problems in 1line :)
<8> dam straight
<2> i can tell you in one line why you should die
<8> hay* is for horses
<8> me 2.. im stoned..
<8> :|
<8> but na someone help me please?
<2> just ask the question
<8> i have to paste the code
<8> only a 3liner
<2> pastebin or the equivalent
<9> it's in the damn topic
<6> www.pastebin.ca
<10> mmm net stuffed up
<10> http://pastebin.com/869925
<10> (Da BomB.Com)
<3> holy crap that's harsh eh
<2> lol
<2> damn what did I miss?
<11> reeCe_?
<11> what did he say?
<11> i think i remember him being in here
<3> harsh
<12> pwnt.
<3> lol
<3> who unbanned it
<2> damn.
<2> lol... forgot to identify
<2> great.. now look at what you've done. reeCe is pm'ing me
<3> lol
<3> Two-Bits is harsh
<3> lol
<2> now he changed his nick..and is pm'ing me again.. so there's like, 2 pm windows! double the horror
<3> haha
<3> nice
<3> s4l
<3> what's the problem about
<3> he had an issue the other night
<13> mr 2bits
<3> i left before he pasted it
<13> what up
<13> I had a questino for ya
<13> a question too
<13> or is that just is script doing things?
<3> i think he's afk
<13> bah, piss on this keyboard
<3> nasty
<13> haha
<13> no literally
<13> not !(!*(
<13> I would like to, is what I mean
<13> this keyboard ****eth
<2> got a 32" flat.. i wanted to put it on my desk and use it as a monitor.. woulda been nice.. get a wireless keyboard and lay back
<3> damn
<13> I got a 27" flat
<13> it's on my desk, next to my 20" flat
<13> but imma put it on the wall, it's more a tv than a monitor
<3> thanks bits
<3> ***hole
<3> :P
<2> i'd sacrifice tv for a nice monitor
<2> not that i've had much time for either
<8> yo
<8> http://pastebin.com/869936 can someone give me a hand with that. the page shows up blank
<7> move it to http://pastebin.ca
<8> ok
<8> http://pastebin.ca/331671
<7> and use: PHP Formating
<8> rofl 1sec
<7> after that, Take a deep look on Line:15
<8> lookin very deeply aswel as clueless
<7> where your PHP formatted pastebin URL ?
<8> 1sec its just goin slow
<7> hm... i guess i already suggest: http://pastebin.ca
<12> i see the problem already
<14> Ox41464b: what's with the .ca pressure? i think .com is better
<12> go back to being afk ;p
<14> =P
<7> Stoned4Life|afk, .com always "slow" like he mention before....
<14> he's using the .ca
<14> http://pastebin.ca/331674
<3> http://www.break.com/index/funniest_laugh_ever.html
<8> very un ordinarily slow
<8> u reckon u could work of the one i pasted somethins wrong with my net
<8> half loads pages and sutf
<7> @php echo "Thank you for your application/enquiry<br />We will contact you, as soon as possible.<br /><br /><a href="home.html">Click here to return home</a>";
<4> PHP Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_STRING, expecting ',' or ';'
<3> lol
<15> sorry
<14> aw he didn't even see it
<14> jon: lol @ the video
<15> Ox41464b : http://pastebin.ca/331681
<8> wireless is soooooooooooo ****
<7> reeCe_, what happen if you do something like: echo "<a href="hello.html">hello</a>";
<3> uh
<8> oh the / and " get in the way so change " to '?
<3> or use here doc
<3> echo <<<HTML
<3> blah
<3> <nowhitespace>HTML;
<3> the<nowhitespace> isn't literal
<7> reeCe_, turn ON those error_reporting(E_ALL); //unless you already at Production level
<3> er it is literal.. however you're supposed to say that
<3> you don't use it
<8> i just downloaded Sokkit
<16> congratulations?
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