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<0> you still use ~ ?
<0> that's so 2004
<1> und I'm still drunk
<1> what's wrong with ~
<0> was trinkst du?
<1> Fedt Rum mit Coke
<1> und dir?
<2> hi
<1> this should be good
<1> anyone want this one?
<1> or can I?
<1> I'm creating a table
<1> what's wrong with this:
<1> `import_date` timestamp NOT NULL default CURRENT_TIMESTAMP ON UPDATE CURRENT_TIMESTAMP ,
<1> OH NOS!
<1> NOT A ***BOMB!
<3> < hidden
<3> shhhh
<1> yeah?
<1> how's that working out for you?
<3> what ?
<1> the whole hidding thing
<1> staying hidden?
<1> maybe.. avoiding detection?
<1> using some clever subtefuge maybe
<1> possibly developing some offensive positions as well?
<3> actually, my ex gf is looking for me
<1> maybe a sniper perch
<3> and she'll never find me under this nickname, she'll not whois
<1> and there you go
<1> I've yet to date a girl smart enough to irc
<1> let alone /whois
<3> lol
<1> girls, as a rule, are dumb. But they make up for it with vagina's.
<1> there are a few exceptions
<1> You'll occaisionally see girls on irc
<3> yeah
<1> and they seem to be smart
<1> but rest ***ured, they're actually old men getting off on having young boys faun over them.
<3> do you really think there's smart girls on irc ?
<1> probably not
<1> but then most people on irc aren't smart
<1> or at least civilized
<1> I mean look at me
<1> I'm a complete bastard
<1> I'm gunna marry a girl on irc
<3> u'll kill her the second week ?
<1> /msg girlfriend meet me in b3d 4 s3cKs0r!!! plzKthx!!
<1> only to recieve,
<3> woah.
<1> girlfriend [prvmsg] kekekeke, u culdn't g3t it up!!
<3> (don't u have something more interesting to do? lol)
<1> Not really
<1> I'm a sad sad man
<1> and for that matter
<3> lucky
<1> why aren't you having hot nasty after-fight *** with your ex girlfriend
<3> cuz I just traveled to another city and that I'm not really a ... net-meetings addict ?
<4> @confess sperm
<4> dangit
<4> @confess filter sperm
<5> [254777] i had my first taste of 12 year old ***** last night.i didnt **** her but i jerked off in front of her and let my sperm squirt all over the floor in front of her while she watched.it was hot.i AM getting help
<4> ...
<4> where do those come from again?
<1> that internet confessions site
<1> you supposedly write your darkest secrets down for online absolution
<4> haha
<6> I need to determine what file this is trying to open $handle = fopen("{$dir['root']}langs/lang-{$arrLanguage['Name']}.php", 'w');
<1> other people can read and get off on your sins
<1> and you get karmatic forgiveness
<4> phillip: so echo "{$dir['root']}langs/lang-{$arrLanguage['Name']}.php"
<6> Let me try that.
<4> do or do not
<3> (god bless star wars)
<1> amen ***bomb
<1> !confess starwars
<1> acht
<1> @confess starwars
<1> @confess filter starwars
<3> nothing related to star wars ?
<5> [149557] Sometimes when my wife is upstarirs and she thinks I'm downstars playing starwars I masterbate. I think she knows something is fishy since our kleenex consumption has gone up quit a bit everytime her sister came over.
<3> what a shame
<3> ah
<1> Nice
<1> Cl***y even
<1> @confess filter starwars
<5> [248422] i hate starwars nerds
<1> who doesn't?!
<1> @confess filter starwars
<5> [80075] Im not a nerd or a geek but i really wish i lived in the starwars universe its so freaking cool
<1> kill
<1> yourself
<1> now
<1> @confess filter starwars
<5> [26512] i fantasize about being Clark Kent from the Smallville show, when im home alone its total crazy with me jumping around, if someone taped it and put it online i'd beat "starwarskid" like that.
<4> @confess filter troll
<1> see previous comment
<5> [54421] I'm an air traffic controller in southern california, and on the midnight shift I like to vector the loudest jets (727's and older 747's) straight over Beverly Hills at a low altitude just to wake up and piss off all those pretentious rich Hollywood ****s.
<3> I don't know what people saying that smokes
<3> but I want to same !
<6> I wondering is there any way in notepad to see the lines numbers?
<4> phillip: no, get a real editor
<1> phillip, textpad is free and fun!
<3> phillip or get notepad2
<1> personally I'm a zend whore
<3> personnaly, I prefer ultraedit
<4> I use vim
<3> commercial, but good
<7> phillip
<7> download notepad++
<7> it's nice
<1> and sometimes
<1> I use your mom
<3> trollboy zend eats all my RAM
<1> that's right
<1> I said it
<6> ty
<7> no prob
<1> RAMs are overrated
<1> although I either need to upgrade or replace this machine
<1> 128Mega Rams is bad!
<1> I'm either gunna throw this box in the closet as a dedicated FS
<1> or upgrade it
<1> one or the other
<1> what OS and Version of Zend ***bomb?
<3> windows
<3> version.. the zend editor
<3> I deinstalled it, I prefer eclipse
<6> The full line is this would I do echo $handle = fopen("{$dir['root']}langs/lang-{$arrLanguage['Name']}.php", 'w');
<1> I know, what version of zend though
<1> thier GC used to **** bad
<1> its much better now
<3> then I'll try it tomorrow
<1> its the nice
<1> especially with its code completion
<3> eclipse's code completition is good too
<3> (altough I really don't like the ctrl+space for completition)
<3> and still not figured how to change this shortcut
<4> phillip: no, echo "{$dir['root']}langs/lang-{$arrLanguage['Name']}.php"
<6> ty
<4> emerge php
<4> doh
<6> Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_VARIABLE, expecting ',' or ';' in C:\Inetpub\web\users\cyberchatnet.com\chat\inc\languages.inc.php on line 313
<4> phillip: you probably didn't do the echo correctly
<4> echo "{$dir['root']}langs/lang-{$arrLanguage['Name']}.php";
<4> just like that
<8> holy ****
<4> ?
<1> bratwurst
<1> mm mm good
<1> ***bomb, question where did you get your bit about the coffee cup?
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