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<0> 262-140
<0> empty bag
<0> i wonder if she can pull it out
<0> 267-148
<0> oh noes
<1> any of you guys know where to download text books?
<0> evulish: i haven't found a steady supply
<0> i've been googling for mine
<0> introduction to algorithms was particularly hard to get
<0> i just usally do an "ebook "title" pdf rar "index of" apache/"
<0> kind of search
<1> well find me a book or two
<0> they're hard as hell
<0> and you usually end up on a .cn domain
<1> adolescence, 9th edition if possible, the author's name is santrock



<1> mcgraw hill publishers
<0> i can't pirate on this computer
<1> ****er
<0> okay stoned
<0> you're up
<0> Stoned4Life: get in beginner lounge 2 and give me your nickname so i can invite you
<2> ok
<2> one sec
<0> ok
<0> i'm stoned, di.fm lounge is in my ears
<0> let's rock this ****
<2> it's full
<0> k i'll switch
<0> oxymoronic
<3> ralph love fink 100000
<4> hello
<4> guys, do u know how to capture the window close event in browser (or imitate similar behaviour) ?
<4> I know it is possible after seeing how gmail handles closing window when you are composng an email
<4> ha?
<3> it depends on how you close it, doesn't it?
<1> MrDarkElf: that has nothing to do with php
<1> it's javascript
<3> i think php is <P
<1> is <P?
<3> it's that's more like echo "<script language=/"Javascript/">";
<3> <?
<3> same thing
<1> ..?
<4> I know it has nothing to do with php
<4> but it has something to do with u guys
<0> then why are you asking in php
<3> me guys?
<4> most of u have strong ties with client side javascript
<4> #javascrpt is dead...
<3> i can't even get the sun pluggin to run on firefox
<3> **** sun
<4> what plugin?
<5> plug it in! plug it in!111!1one!11!
<4> r u hi?
<3> haha
<6> ruhi? is that English?
<3> js plugin?
<4> of course not
<4> js plugin form sun?.. hmm what must this mean/
<3> why are you dealing with java if you don't even know what that is?
<4> you guys know how bill gates dies and an angel shows him hell first?
<3> !kb
<4> <3> not java.. Is aied javascript.. go to sleep!
<4> so angel shows him hell: hot ***y women, wine beer and smoke everything youmight want.. cars.. life...
<4> then angel takes him to heaven
<4> everyone there play simphonic orchestra music.. all clasical..
<4> angel tells him.. that bll can choose.. because he's line of work dropped proces on PCs but also deserves hell for windows 95..
<4> so bill thinks it all over.. and decides to go to hell.. wher the bitches were
<4> after a while angel drops by to see how bill is doing.. and Bill appears to be boiling in hot magma.. and is in lot of pain..
<4> when Bill sees the Angel he asks.. "but.. but.. hwat about the women?.. the beaches.. life? where is all that?
<4> angel answers: that was the demo version, Bill
<4> :))))
<4> how's the humor? should i shoot myself right now, right here?
<4> what is it u guys busy surfing the large waves of porn?
<5> yes



<4> :)
<4> <5> your answer was so sensere (is the spelling right?)
<4> I am depressed now
<4> ok ladies.. ill go now.. I have to get a microsoft logo tatoo on my chest :)
<4> bye now
<4> and remember.. it's ok to play with ur winer.. but dont squeeze it too hard..
<4> :)
<2> lol jedzilla, 239 - 90 =P
<0> lol
<0> a girl's got me at 154-125
<0> i'm having to play very defensively
<2> defensively, yeah. ok
<2> lol
<0> 253-200
<0> i pulled it out
<2> lol
<0> got a lucky bingo
<2> i've seen that message go by.. how do u get that?
<0> clear out your rack
<0> 35 point bonus
<2> it's like a gurantee that you have a 7 letter word to start..
<7> hi
<2> hi
<7> I have a problem with my db
<2> ok
<7> of my control panel
<2> uh huh\
<2> hello?
<7> I need to do a duplicated of my db, when I try do it, it show me "the dbxxx doesnt exist" when I creat this db, it show me "have not permission to connect on that db"
<7> in my control panel
<2> what kinda control panel?
<7> I can not have an user and p*** same in 2 different db
<2> what kinda control panel?
<7> how can I do to have an duplicated of my db on my server without download it to repuload in other?
<7> mmm, its not a cpanel
<2> ok. so?
<2> i wonder if there's a function in php to do it.. otherwise, yeah, you'd have to download and reupload. and then shoot ur webhost
<7> well
<7> with one is this function?
<2> anyway, why don't you have permission to connect?
<7> I know do it with sql
<7> of course
<7> yes
<7> I have,
<7> let me tell you
<7> im connected in db1
<7> I read it and I tell to mysql "to do a duplicated of this db and add it into db2" for example
<7> when I do it, it need to connect in that db2
<7> and need user and p***
<7> the process of duplicated is and integred process, I can not change the user name between this process. Im mistaken?
<2> no idea. that depends what ur "control panel" does or w/e
<7> but with sal I can do it
<2> ok... yeah. no idea. goodnight
<7> thank you :)
<7> see you
<8> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?677 >>> why can't connect to mysql?
<0> !php print 5;
<0> !php $x = 12; print ~$x;
<9> -13
<0> !php $x = 32765; print ~$x;
<9> -32766
<0> !php $x = 32765; print !$x;
<0> !php $x = 32765; print_r(!$x);
<0> really
<0> !php $x = 32765; print_r($x ^ 0xFFFFFFFF)
<9> -32766
<0> !php $x = 32765; printf("%u\n", ~$x)
<9> 4294934530
<10> ...
<11> double you tee eff.
<0> !phpfunc
<0> !phpfunctions
<0> !php my_functions();


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