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<0> parse errors
<0> if php knew exactly where they were, it'd just fix it
<0> or the nx50x
<1> no... I understand that
<1> the line numbers are wrong
<1> i mean sometimes it's off by on line like if a ; is missing
<1> or the line number is the last line in the file if a closing } is missing
<1> but this is just off
<1> ie. too few arguments for function blah() on line 12
<1> when that function call is on line 6
<0> mm.. i could go for some KFC
<2> i just had
<3> good afternoon folks
<4> hey com
<3> hi Technobabble
<1> hi



<5> hey, i was wondering if there is something wrong with php-4.4.2.tar.gz and php-5.1.2.tar.gz
<5> php.net says the files are about 5.3mb and 7.8mb but when i download them i get a huge *** files over 30mb
<5> and the md5 files
<5> fails
<0> where are you getting them?
<0> and are you decompressing them or something?
<5> http://www.php.net/downloads.php
<5> from there
<5> i've tired different mirrors
<5> all the files come back huge
<5> php-5.1.2.tar.gz is 43mb
<0> it's 6mb for me
<5> http://ca3.php.net/get/php-5.1.2.tar.gz/from/ca.php.net/mirror
<5> i'm trying again
<5> the file is already at 13mb
<0> 7.7mb
<0> the tar file is 43.4mb
<0> is your computer automatically extracting it?
<5> no, the file name is php-5.1.2.tar.gz
<5> doing it with firefox
<5> let me try wget
<5> see what happens
<5> Length: 8,064,193 (7.7M) [application/x-tar]
<5> with wget....
<5> maybe somehow it is getting uncompressed when i download it
<5> but when i download via firefox i don't download a 7.7mb file
<5> i download a 43mb file
<6> http://pastebin.com/527963
<6> secure?
<6> ;/
<6> ah i called that function wrong
<3> I'm really tired of app writers thinking they need to devise some new complicated configuration language/parser
<5> thanks for the help, i got the tar.gz file with the right hash now using wget...
<5> not sure what firefox is doing...
<0> comcor: well it's not like there's a common format :P
<3> evulish_: while that may be true, they come up with some ****ed up weird **** sometimes
<3> flow-tools' flow-filter config language, and synergy's config files come to mind
<3> oh, and while I'm thinking about it - **** anyone who thought XML based configuration files was a good idea
<4> lol
<7> I wish I could take my eyes out, put them in the freezer, and get them back the next morning.
<8> wtf
<7> CHILLED EYES
<7> my eyes are burning like a ****ing tomale
<3> perhaps that's because you are
<3> ****ING INSANE
<7> MAYBE!!!
<7> but no... saw dust
<9> try getting some sleep, rather then putting your eyes in the freezer..
<7> was building sets at school today.. goddamn fog in there.. need some ventalation
<7> that wouldn't hurt.. i gotta go to bed early tonight.
<0> UHHHHHHHG
<0> how do you get xpath **** to work?
<7> xpath?
<7> What's with all these x words?
<0> it's all xml stuff
<10> i'm having trouble with php making a https request using PEAR HTTP_Client
<10> can anyone help me with this or is there a better way to be doing this?
<3> Seems to me that libcurl would be better for that.
<10> i just have to make more than one connection and p*** on cookies and such from each connection and it seemed like http_client made it easier



<3> never used it before
<10> hmm ok i'll give curl a try
<11> hi
<7> hide
<11> i have installed phpbb forum and was wondering how I can use the function HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR. I am pretty sure it has to be in the common.php file.
<0> darkskye`: read the topic
<12> BEWARE THE OSTRICHES
<11> ok
<11> i read it..
<11> now what?
<6> hah.
<12> follow it
<11> which link?
<11> the rules?
<11> phpfunctions?
<0> darkskye`: try the second sentence in the topic
<12> darkskye`: /topic #php
<11> [28.Jan.06@06.48.09] * Topic is '#PHP: At least we're not #html | NO 3RD PARTY APP SUPPORT | http://www.tpbmovie.com | rules: http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/rules.php | Pastebin: http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin.php | AJAX PHP Function Lookup: http://phpfunctions.nfshost.com/ | BEWARE THE OSTRICHES'
<11> I know irc..
<0> right
<11> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin.php ?
<0> no.
<11> BEWARE THE OSTRICHES?
<0> read. the. second. sentence.
<11> NO 3RD PARTY APP SUPPORT
<11> oh
<11> :(
<11> well
<11> in that case..
<0> phpbb blows, anyways
<11> rofl
<0> full of holes
<12> just read it carefully
<3> you should still beware the ostriches
<11> rofl
<11> anyway to setup a php function to will get my the real ip even if they use proxy?
<12> darkskye`
<0> no, that would defeat the purpose of a proxy
<12> ask poutine about it
<12> he'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know
<11> ok
<11> :P
<13> no, unless the proxy header container the real IP (ie a non-anonymous proxy)
<13> don't messageme
<12> poutine loves pm's
<7> Poutine loves anal *** too
<7> Drop your pants darkskye`
<11> sorry, poutine.
<11> Does he like reach arounds as well?
<12> stoned4life would know
<7> No, he doesn't. but he'll give you one
<7> i would know. i've anally raped poutine multiple times
<11> nice
<7> ok. that was actually all a lie in a feeble attempt to get dark**** to drop his pants...
<7> i'm going to see annapolis tonight, bitttchhess
<7> laters
<4> ha ha
<4> i love a good mom-a-thon
<11> :p
<11> How do I make a script when someone visits any part of my site I get the real ip from the header of the proxy? maybe it makes a txt file or something..
<0> var_dump($_SERVER)
<0> it'd be in htere
<14> Hi guys
<14> I'm trying to make this script.. but this server is kinda weird... well..
<14> I do
<14> if(empty($var)) { die();}
<14> And it always dies...
<14> even though $var is NOT empty :s
<14> Anyone have any idea why? ;\
<14> PHP version: 4.4.0. Using Linux and cPanel 10
<8> cpanel has nothing to do with your problem.
<8> what does $var contain?
<14> anything


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