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<0> i love the buttsecks
<1> is there some neat realization of set & set membership that will save me the h***le of ORing and ANDing complex patterns?
<2> kento, i have no idea what you just said
<0> 23 now. When I was about 9, and was on a camping trip, I peed in a giant cooler of lemonade and all the other kids drank it. But it wasn't an entire bladder worth, just a couple of squirts.
<2> lol
<3> mod_spox, why are you so lagged
<0> fine
<3> heh
<3> mod_spox: hi
<0> spox: hey there
<3> that's better
<4> Technobabble
<1> aaahhh if have if (y || value_1 && value_2) {} then if (y && (value_1 || value 3) {} etc
<1> in Delphi I'd just make a set of those values
<4> so i cannot install CMS like PHPNuke , Mambo and Xoops inside that Windows Base Server ?
<2> mod_spox, can Keneto do what he's trying to accomplish in php?



<0> no clue
<2> yeah, he has no idea what you're tlaking about either
<3> @8ball Keneto can do what he's trying to accomplish in php
<5> Khaleed: sure you can
<2> Khaleed, "windows server" is an oxymoron
<1> off to a paste bin... brb
<5> but you asked if it was suitable
<4> erm i am not good in english ... can u tell me how to make it good ?
<5> use a unix-based OS
<2> coat it in maple or chocolate syrup
<4> arghh i make a big mistake
<2> we know
<4> i use to install mambo in windows base server
<2> you should have had us yell at you BEFORE you got your server
<2> now youy're ****ed
<6> yoyo
<5> Khaleed: you should really use joomla instead of mambo anyways
<4> evulish... is it joomla suitable in my WBS ?
<5> WBS?
<4> windows base server
<5> probably not
<4> argh
<5> i'd use a .NET solution if you want a windows server
<4> u mean ?
<5> i mean i'd use a .NET solution if you want a windows server
<4> i have a hosting ( WBS ) , now i wanna know what i have to do to make a totally small network marketing business website
<5> i'd use a .NET solution if you want a windows server
<4> i dont understand .NET solution ..
<5> it's like java. but by microsoft
<4> is it free ?
<5> .NET is a framework
<4> owh
<4> url ?
<5> www.google.com
<3> what is this google you speak of?
<1> http://cpp.enisoc.com/pastebin/6846
<4> evulish , can u teach me about .NET Frameworks
<5> uh no
<4> i m on my way to dl it
<7> i can teach you
<4> k
<7> and starting tomorrow i'll be a post grad student
<4> heh
<7> which is what i need to tutor undergrad
<7> which is prety much what .net is
<4> what is .Net solutions ? what i can do with it
<5> heh.
<5> i wish you were my boss.
<5> like a little puppy
<7> ...
<4> CKnight
<7> yes?
<4> are you really wanna help me ?
<5> that sounds like the beginning of an ashlee simpson song.
<2> lol
<8> Khaleed: .NET IS ARE THE FUTURE
<2> Khaleed, all your base are belong to us
<8> .NET IS ARE THE MOST TECHNOLOGY
<9> You guys really should stop making fun of him.
<5> you should really stop making shut the hell up



<8> wanting to learn is wonderful
<2> anthonyc you should start making gfy
<5> i'm not gonna do **** :P
<9> i like you :)
<4> i am wonder if u really wanna help or pml
<5> pml?
<4> p my leg
<5> what?
<3> pee my leg!
<9> do it!
<5> how did you know i love watersports!?!
<3> @confess
<2> lol
<3> wake up
<3> piece of crap
<5> GET THE CRASH CART
<2> mod_spox are you awake?
<2> mod_spox are all my base belong to you?
<0> i hate milk
<0> beats me
<8> @confess!
<5> what the ****
<8> @confess
<5> i vote that we make @confess happen at random
<8> haha
<8> i second
<0> I want to lay a deep ****in in a bitch named miye.
<0> Failed to find definition for confess
<8> :o
<3> lol
<3> the ! at the end forces a function lookup
<0> i banged my girls best friend... twice- she's so much better! more open to new things, and enjoys being "active" where as my chick just lays there and complains the whole time. i think im in LOVE.
<8> haha
<3> lol
<8> spox: can you have @confess happen at random, maybe once or twice an hour?
<3> sure. maybe i'll put it in now while i'm wait for this emerge sync to finish up
<4> CKnight
<4> i have install .Net Frameworks
<4> so what that i have to do now
<10> ...run all the cool .net applications that you download
<8> spox: wonderful!
<8> :-o
<8> Khaleed: what do you want to do? program?
<3> what should the min/max be
<3> 5mins/1hour?
<8> sounds good
<8> maybe 15mins/1hour :/
<8> too often will ruin it
<3> okay
<3> 15m/1h then
<8> :)
<11> i need a regex that will replace anything inbetween <div cl***="code"></div> with itself wrapped in the highlight_string() function
<11> so essentially... <div cl***="code">hello world</div> becomes <div cl***="code"><?php highlight_string('hello world') ?></div>
<11> right now.. i have $contents=preg_replace("/\<div cl***=\"code\"\>([\w_]+)\<\/div\>/ie",highlight_string("/$1"),$contents);
<8> @php echo preg_replace('/<div cl***="code">(.*?)</div>/ie','highlight_string("\\1")','<div cl***="code">hello world</div>');
<0> PHP Warning: preg_replace(): Unknown modifier 'd'
<0> Result:
<8> @php echo preg_replace('#<div cl***="code">(.*?)</div>#ie','highlight_string("\\1")','<div cl***="code">hello world</div>');
<0> Result: <code><span style="color: #000000">
<0> hello&nbsp;world</span>
<0> </code>1
<8> ah whoops
<4> <4> so is it joomla will work fully in my WBS hosting ?
<4> <5> i don't know
<4> <5> like i said, windows isn't ideal for php hosting
<4> <4> so JOOMLA isnt PHP ?
<8> @php echo preg_replace('#(<div cl***="code">)(.*?)(</div>)#ie','"\\1".highlight_string("\\2")."\\3"','<div cl***="code">hello world</div>');
<0> Result: <code><span style="color: #000000">


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