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<0> i found that
<1> aye senior handtool. sup homie?
<0> ola senor
<0> workin on some ASM
<0> yourself sir?
<1> chendo: i have no clue man.
<1> ohhh fun
<1> not ****. preppin myself for 3 hours of boring *** community service
<0> aww suxy
<0> im kinda tired, had only 4 hrs sleep last night
<2> man
<2> i have no clue on this ****.
<2> i think they're playing with our heads.
<0> why not like?
<0> er
<0> LIKE



<0> haha, http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/85527/microsoft-employees-call-for-ballmer-to-go.html
<1> he used LIKE in the previous question
<1> i'm ***uming
<1> ballmer needs to go anyways
<1> he has the most annoying voice omg
<0> i havent heard him
<0> :o
<1> i downloaded some **** about him speaking on windows vs linux
<1> was rather boring
<0> haha
<1> haha
<1> Even more damning is the comment 'Vista - I wouldn't buy it with someone else's money. Then again what do I know, I've only been testing the dog for the last 2-3 yrs'.
<0> **** you ballmer
<0> :P
<1> Jim Allchin will leave as the man who couldn't get the OS out the door on time.
<1> Allchin.... wtf kinda last name is that.
<1> i hope he doesnt have like 3 chins.
<0> allchin and noneck
<0> :o
<0> have you tried fc5?
<1> nah, i stay away from redhat myself.
<0> hehe
<3> hi
<3> mail( $to, $_POST['subject'], $_POST['textarea'], 'Reply-to: '.$_post['name'].$_POST['<email>']."\r\n" );
<3> anyone know the adding of name and email
<3> MrAndersen
<4> can i ask questions about php nuke?
<5> you can ask, but don't expect a helpful response
<5> if you have configuration problems, see the documentation or perhaps a specific phpnuke help channel
<4> no i don't have config probs
<4> i have phpnuke installed n working fine
<4> i have a modules block in the left side.. in that i just want to add a link for another site. how can i do it?
<0> sup pizza
<0> the module should've their documentation.
<5> HaNtU]uU[: what's up g
<0> nadda mate, my back still a lil sore from work last night.. but all is well, all is well.
<5> what do you do, lift heavy stuff?
<0> we pack stuffs for next morning deliveries.. there's one part where i have to lift ~300 boxes to the crates
<0> 2.8kg each :o
<5> @php echo 300*2.8*2.2;
<6> Result: 1848
<0> 2.2?
<0> pounds?
<5> yup
<5> i'm American, this metric stuff doesn't mean ****
<0> yeh, hehehe.
<5> ;-D
<5> kicken: !
<0> sup tk
<7> i need help
<8> which help
<7> i must make one contact form in my website
<7> can you help me ?
<8> if you like
<9> Who hosts you guys?
<5> @googe crappy php host
<5> @google crappy php host
<6> Search results for crappy php host:
<6> http://codewalkers.com/tutorials/27/1.html



<6> http://codewalkers.com/archives/theory/86.html
<6> http://finelineweb.com/blog/mel/2006/03/22/a-crappy-hosting-company/
<6> http://www.digg.com/links/Google_Hosting_
<6> http://greenroom.nochex.com/archive/index.php?t-2684.html
<6> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=crappy+php+host&btnG=Google+Search
<9> Just wondering. I run a datacenter :)
<5> ah sweet
<7> @google contact form
<6> Search results for contact form:
<6> http://www.house.gov/writerep/
<6> http://ostermiller.org/contactform/
<6> http://www.tele-pro.co.uk/scripts/contact_form/
<6> http://www.cnn.com/feedback/
<6> http://ryanduff.net/projects/wp-contactform/
<6> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=contact+form&btnG=Google+Search
<9> Where do you run your servers milkshake?
<5> anthonyc: i piggyback on a friend's server, used to have a nice expensive host that was a huge waste of $
<10> I LOVE MY MOMMY BECAUSE SHE ****ED THE **** OUT OF MY DAD
<2> dreamhost for me
<2> it's hawt ;o
<2> one thing that'll make it perfect is background processes.
<2> but yeah, off to bed.
<11> how to I forward the page using PHP
<5> header("Location: http://goatse.cx/";);
<5> just make sure header comes before any output
<11> um... ok
<11> perfect thank you
<5> you're welcome
<9> pizza_milkshake Ah.
<9> If you need any hookup let me know :)
<5> anthonyc: thanks for the offer
<9> np.
<0> lemonparty!
<0> :(
<5> @confess
<0> oh anthony.
<6> I'm turned on by rape and violent ***.
<0> polling and mapped_io seems fun
<5> HaNtU]uU[: whatcha using it for?
<0> school work
<0> d'oh.
<0> hehe
<12> think i should allow anything other than a-zA-Z0-9 in a p***word?
<0> nope
<11> I've got a small java program that executes a few simple lines of code... how can I make it so that as long as an html button is held down the program is re-executed
<5> oneder: what does that have to do with php?
<5> findingOhio: of course
<12> oneder... join #java, or something
<11> I thought PHP could control the execution of the program
<11> i use java -cp c:\programs\ SendCommand to run the program once
<11> using the php exec command
<5> php runs server side and generates **** for the client
<5> php doesn't run "in a browser" like a java applet does, it runs on the server
<12> and unless you want to install php/apache/etc on your system for it to execut some java code in a progam, your barking up the wrong tree
<12> pizza, so i should allow like, !@#$%^&*
<5> of course
<0> o_O
<11> its already installed and working fine for one instruction. I just wanted it to keep sending the exec() as long as a button is held down
<11> is that possible?
<12> not with php
<5> @php preg_match('/^(?:[[:alnum:]]|[[:punct:]])+$/', '$ecurep@$$\/\/0rD1', $m) && echo join(",",$m);
<6> PHP Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_ECHO
<5> @php preg_match('/^(?:[[:alnum:]]|[[:punct:]])+$/', '$ecurep@$$\/\/0rD1', $m) && print(join(",",$m));
<6> Result: $ecurep@$$\/\/0rD1
<5> @php preg_match('/^(?:[[:alnum:]]|[[:punct:]])+$/', '$ecurer p@$$\/\/0rD1', $m) && print(join(",",$m));
<6> Result:
<5> @php preg_match('/^(?:[[:print:]])+$/', '$ecurer p@$$\/\/0rD1', $m) && print(join(",",$m));
<6> Result: $ecurer p@$$\/\/0rD1
<5> @php preg_match('/^(?:[[:print:]])+$/', '\binvalid $ecurer p@$$\/\/0rD1', $m) && print(join(",",$m));
<6> Result: \binvalid $ecurer p@$$\/\/0rD1
<5> @php preg_match('/^(?:[[:alnum:]]|[[:punct:]]|[[:space:]])+$/', '\binvalid $ecurer p@$$\/\/0rD1', $m) && print(join(",",$m));
<6> Result: \binvalid $ecurer p@$$\/\/0rD1
<5> oh well


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