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<0> Statistics summary (#php):
<0> Logged bytes: 34.12kb. Logged words: 5796. Busiest hour: 11. Chattiest person: pizza_milkshake (6.20kb). Most used tracked term:
<0> Stats restarting.
<1> boredom
<1> @confess
<0> at first we were friends and i was completely happy w/ that. he was an amazing friend. but now i can honestly say that i am head over heels in love w/ him and i really really dont want to **** things up. i love michael!
<2> @php function confess(){ }
<0> Result:
<3> ?
<2> sorry spox, just trying to remove @confess
<3> heh
<2> ;-D
<3> it's in ruby anyway :P
<2> @ruby def confess(); end
<0> insufficient "ruby" auth (have 10, need 15)



<3> @fortune
<0> fortune: No such file or directory
<3> o_O
<3> i wonder which one that was
<3> @fortune
<0> Listen you donkey raping **** eater.
<2> spox: you know what i want? i
<2> hahaha
<3> what's that?
<4> Morning :)
<2> spox: you know what i want? i want to be able to automatically have mod_spox @translate when someone speaks
<2> like when vampiric-whatever was speaking spanish before
<3> i don't know how i would determine the language though
<2> no, just make it configurable
<3> yeah
<2> @auto-translate es|en some_user
<3> hrm
<2> i thought that would be handy
<3> i'll see if i can add that in tonight or tomorrow
<3> shouldn't take too much to do
<2> ;-D
<2> also, it should compare its output with the input, if same, don't print ;-D
<2> that would be great
<3> i should have some free time tonight, but if not, i can write it up tomorrow
<2> spox: is the source for mod_spox in any kind of source control system?
<2> i'd add it myself if i could
<3> no, they are just sitting in a plugins directory
<5> But then you could add it to anyone
<3> i just modify them directly
<6> spox: and if you address something to that user, it should translate it back
<3> screw source control!
<5> like @auto-translate en|fr pizza_milkshake
<2> spox: you should put mod_spox in CVS or subversion
<3> groogs: yeah, that won't be hard. so long as it starts out addressing
<5> That would be really annoying
<3> well, the actual bot isn't mine
<2> we we
<3> i've just been writing plugins
<6> spox: yeah, it would have to match for "spox:" or whoever
<3> though i'm starting to fork it
<3> adding threading support
<3> groogs: yeah
<4> upgrade mod_spox so he can make coffee!
<4> :o
<2> spox: put it in a revision system and let me hack on it ;-D
<2> otherwise i'll just end up with my own separate bot and waste time re-implementing everything
<2> actually, maybe i will anyways :/
<6> /^<?(\w+)[>:- ](.*)/
<2> that should be sweet
<3> alright, when i fix up the translate i'll move everything into a svn repo and i'll give you access to it
<3> i'll even hook trac up to it
<2> :D
<7> How do I p*** two variables to the destination page?
<2> Etobicoke27m: in the querystring?
<7> page.php?var1=$x?var2=$y
<7> ?
<2> ? for the first, & afterwards
<2> also...
<2> @urlencode
<0> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<0> string urlencode ( string str )



<0> URL-encodes string
<0> http://www.php.net/urlencode
<7> ahh yes... cool, thanks
<8> much better
<8> actually. i think im sick of it
<1> oh well
<9> anyway to change a date output from "MARCH" to "M<br>A<br>R<br>C<br>H"?
<2> :/
<2> @php echo preg_replace('/(.)(.)/', '\1<br>\2', "MARCH");
<0> Result: M<br>AR<br>CH
<2> hmm
<2> @php echo preg_replace('/(.)(?:.)/', '\1<br>', "MARCH");
<0> Result: M<br>R<br>H
<2> hmm
<2> @php echo preg_replace('/(.)(?=.)/', '\1<br>', "MARCH");
<0> Result: M<br>A<br>R<br>C<br>H
<2> i liked (.)(.) better
<4> indeedy
<4> :o
<9> is it possible to convert ddmmyyyy into a date format?
<10> sure
<2> @strtotime
<0> (PHP 3 >= 3.0.12, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<0> int strtotime ( string time [, int now] )
<0> Parse about any English textual datetime description into a Unix timestamp
<0> http://www.php.net/strtotime
<2> @mktime
<0> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<0> int mktime ( [int hour [, int minute [, int second [, int month [, int day [, int year [, int is_dst]]]]]]] )
<0> Get Unix timestamp for a date
<0> http://www.php.net/mktime
<2> @php echo date('Y-m-d H-i', strtotime('01032006'));
<0> Result: 1969-12-31 15-59
<2> hmm
<4> lies lies!
<4> :o
<11> ('color: blue')
<11> http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-CSS2/intro.html
<10> ?
<11> oh shut up
<11> wrong channel :D
<4> :P
<9> 0
<9> 1
<9> J
<9> a
<9> n
<9> 1
<9> 9
<9> 7
<9> 0
<10> shut up
<9> oops
<9> lol
<9> i just get 01 jan 1970
<12> Is there a way to have a link add one to a varible and then refresh the page?
<9> $week = strtotime($_REQUEST['week']);
<10> man. my boss should not have a wife as hot as he does.
<10> er
<10> the ceo, not boss
<10> then again, he's loaded
<9> $_REQUEST['week'] = 27032006
<10> he's this short and chubby jewish guy
<10> she's tall, fair-skinned redhead
<11> hey what's wrong w/ jews ?
<10> so not fair
<11> blah... your just jealous...
<10> my what?
<9> ?
<13> ?
<2> ?
<12> !ping
<13> !pong


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