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<0> i would have my house wired
<0> snortin coke paranoid lookin out the windows with an ak-47
<0> er
<1> i already have a brinks system
<0> but you don't have a two bit system
<1> that is correct
<1> i also have the motion sensor i plan on playing with
<1> i should enroll in some electrical engineering course one day
<1> learn to be dangerous like mc gyver
<0> hell yeah
<0> http://www.tweakguides.com/
<0> that might not be the same site i am thinking
<0> there's a m***ive *** site with all kinds of info... electrical to you name it
<1> that's certainly not it
<0> yeah this one is 1980s layout
<0> all text



<0> i found it looking for info on monitor circuitry
<1> last fun thing i made was a phone tap from an old modem
<1> radio shack++
<0> crazy
<1> disturbingly easy too
<2> weee
<3> I don't ever want to hear about Sally Field's goddamn girlfriend again
<3> pissing and moaning about "setting aside time" to take a ****ing pill
<3> how the **** long does it take to take a pill?
<3> unless you have an esophagus the diameter of a hair, it's not a major consideration
<0> lol
<0> no **** right
<0> who's sally field btyw
<4> hm
<2> @udefine sally field
<5> Error: Failed to find definition for sally field
<3> she used to be in all kinda **** now she just does cameos as people's mom
<3> she's the spokesbitch for some osteoporosis meds
<0> let it all out rob
<0> relinquish the hate
<0> neigh
<3> I hate commercials in general
<0> lol
<0> nigh
<0> nigha
<0> heh
<2> pee pee
<0> san antonio news.... so and so shot.. so and so stabbed.. so and so pistol whipped.. so and so ran the **** over..
<0> gotta love it
<6> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_1Y8UoLIu4
<0> holy crap
<0> in his backyard :\
<6> ya, you miss and you're pretty broken or worse
<0> no ****
<0> wonder what kind of speed you get to
<0> "close your eyes and go"
<0> doesn't sound very safe lol
<7> sorry to bother u guys but is this a correct "if" statement if (!$_POST['name'] && !$_POST['contact'] && !$_POST['address'] {
<7> i may be gettin mixed up with other languages so im not sure :\
<0> that will give you notices IIRC... you could use isset() and empty() to supress these
<0> however that should work in PHP
<0> what you have
<0> er missing a )
<0> now that i look closer
<7> oh yelol thank u jon
<2> i'm SO ****in good at making poop :D
<7> :|
<7> jon: so the && part is fine?
<0> maybe
<2> that tests for each var is true
<0> lol
<2> you should use !empty()
<7> all i need is a true or false return
<7> !isset($_POST['contact']) would b correct?
<0> should
<7> well thank you.. :)
<0> empty might work better don't remember if it checks array keys
<0> or just the variable being sety
<7> its only to send an email lol so not to fussy
<0> http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/crime/stories/MYSA012507.fatal.e-n.1b8f058c.html



<0> how the hell do you run yourself over
<7> rofl
<7> let it roll and jump in front of it
<7> on a hill ;)
<0> this was on level ground
<0> in a parking space
<7> :O.. im sure if u were desperate u could work it out..
<7> to kill yourself, i mean
<0> sounds slow and painful
<7> yea fuk that
<7> turned the car on, revs were to high gear column snapped then boom..
<7> i dunno.
<7> lol.
<7> jon can i paste u my 2line script shortly i dont have Apache or PHP set up on my computer yet, just wanna see if its correct. if thats ok
<0> i don't have it set up either
<7> i just want u to see if it LOOKS correct :P
<7> may i messsage u?
<8> hi
<8> I get an error
<8> that is
<8> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected $end in /hosting/ftp/chongky/sm3r/htdocs/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/ajax-comments/ajax-comments.php on line 227
<9> Anyone got a really dumb xml parser function
<10> so check your code. there's a parse error
<8> sorry is
<8> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected $end in /hosting/ftp/chongky/sm3r/htdocs/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/ajax-comments/ajax-comments.php on line 229
<9> where I can feed it text, and it returns an array of fields and values
<10> parse how?
<8> the line in 229 is
<8> ?>
<8> what wrong ?
<10> review the entire code and make sure all your curley brackets and such are in place
<9> <container><key>value</key><key>value</key><key>value</key></container>
<9> to have it turn that into an array of key=>values
<10> doesn't php have something for that?
<10> using DOM functions
<9> that's what I was thinking
<9> this has to be ****ty php4 compliant, does php4 still have dom?
<10> http://www.php.net/manual/en/ref.domxml.php
<10> php 4
<10> trollboy, see the first comment on this page
<10> http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.domnode-child-nodes.php
<2> bloemoiss: h8choo
<11> heh
<11> how can i print in php on linux?
<11> help
<11> on
<2> @print
<5> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<5> int print ( string arg )
<5> Output a string
<5> http://www.php.net/print
<2> or echo
<11> on a paper;printer
<12> you would use javascript for that
<12> document.print
<10> window.print() perhaps
<12> yeah, that'll do.
<10> http://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/DOM:window.print
<13> ouch
<11> yeah but i mean on php alone running on linux
<14> how does php run linux?
<10> well I suppose you would need to communicate with the printer and say to it, "print, please"
<11> yeah but the thing is how
<11> i dont know linux
<10> well, there must be some sort of program that communicates with the printer. with php I would imagine you execute a shell command to print the given document or text
<10> lpc ?
<10> lprint
<10> pr
<14> heh
<10> google it dude
<11> i am
<11> lpr
<10> perhaps disregard that php has anything to do with it
<10> and just figure out how to print


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