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<0> and ethereal gave me some options on how to export it
<0> FF says: his XML file does not appear to have any style information ***ociated with it. The document tree is shown below.
<1> yup, thats what it does
<2> is there any <?xml-stylesheet tags in it?
<0> nope
<1> thats what its supposed to do
<3> Quit saying my name during the day
<2> then it's doing everything just right
<3> my back buffer doesn't go back that far, and it's annoying
<0> <psml version="0" creator="ethereal/0.10.9">
<0> -
<0> <structure>
<0> <section>No.</section>
<0> so i should give it one?
<1> yes, thats what its supposed to do
<4> hi, i need help



<0> BadDay``, we're currently serving number 345 for today
<0> your number is 1293
<2> Technobabble if you want to make a style sheet for it, then make one and add the tag to it.
<1> BadDay``--;
<0> please wait until your number is called
<2> otherwise, just be happy w/ the doc tree. I find the doc tree is generally good enough presentation of the data.
<4> lol
<0> aoeex, this particular one ****s
<4> i will back tomorrow
<0> just kidding
<0> go ahead
<1> Tb, what else do you want to see
<0> some neat tables, perhaps
<4> how can i run exe in the server side
<2> @system
<1> backticks?
<5> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<5> string system ( string command [, int &return_var] )
<5> Execute an external program and display the output
<5> http://www.php.net/system
<2> @exec
<1> does php do backticks?
<5> Listing of all exec functions:
<5> escapeshellarg, escapeshellcmd, exec, p***thru, proc_close, , proc_get_status, , proc_nice, proc_open, proc_terminate, shell_exec, system
<5> http://www.php.net/exec
<2> @shell_execute
<5> Did not find any matches for shell_execute
<5> Possible matches (best first):
<5> shell_exec, db2_execute, delete, ibase_execute, is_executable, maxdb_execute, mssql_execute, mysqli_execute, mysqli_stmt_execute, oci_execute, ociexecute, odbc_execute, ovrimos_execute, pdostatement_execute, pg_execute, pg_select, pg_send_execute, ps_delete, shmop_delete, ssh2_exec
<1> @`
<2> @shell_exec
<5> Listing of all ` functions:
<5> hw_Array2Objrec, hw_changeobject, hw_Children, hw_ChildrenObj, hw_Close, hw_Connect, hw_connection_info, hw_cp, hw_Deleteobject, hw_DocByAnchor, hw_DocByAnchorObj, hw_Document_Attributes, hw_Document_BodyTag, hw_Document_Content, hw_Document_SetContent, hw_Document_Size, hw_dummy, hw_EditText, hw_Error, hw_ErrorMsg, hw_Free_Document, hw_GetAnchors, hw_GetAnchorsObj, hw_GetAndLock, hw_GetChildColl, hw_GetChildCollObj,
<5> hw_GetChildDocColl, hw_GetChildDocCollObj, hw_GetObject, hw_GetObjectByQuery, hw_GetObjectByQueryColl, hw_GetObjectByQueryCollObj, hw_GetObjectByQueryObj, hw_GetParents, hw_GetParentsObj, hw_getrellink, hw_GetRemote, hw_getremotechildren, hw_GetSrcByDestObj, hw_GetText, hw_getusername, hw_Identify, hw_InCollections, hw_Info, hw_InsColl, hw_InsDoc, hw_insertanchors, hw_InsertDocument, hw_InsertObject, hw_mapid,
<5> hw_Modifyobject, hw_mv, hw_New_Document, hw_objrec2array, hw_Output_Document, hw_pConnect, hw_PipeDocument, hw_Root, hw_setlinkroot, hw_stat, hw_Unlock, hw_Who
<5> http://www.php.net/`
<5> (PHP 4, PHP 5)
<5> string shell_exec ( string cmd )
<5> Execute command via shell and return the complete output as a string
<5> http://www.php.net/shell-exec
<1> mmhmm
<2> @backtic
<5> Did not find any matches for backtic
<5> Possible matches (best first):
<5> apc_fetch, bccomp, bcdiv, bcsqrt, bindec, crack_closedict, crack_opendict, db2_statistics, dba_fetch, dbase_pack, debug_backtrace, ircg_kick, ircg_topic, mktime, ocirollback, octdec, odbc_statistics, pack, swfaction, unpack
<2> eh, whatever.
<4> :(
<2> there's about 10 different ways to run a program
<1> BadDay``: pick one
<2> shell_exec, system(), p***thru, popen, ``, proc_open, exec...
<2> probably more, but I don't remember.
<3> BadDay``, is that your nick because you had a bad day today?
<4> yes
<4> :S
<0> Bad idea, BadDay``
<0> now he's gonna **** with you
<3> lol
<0> he's gonna tell you how stupid you are
<6> who uses the :S .. that's like, the worst ever. You can't even make that face
<0> and to RTFM
<3> I think some people could



<6> yeah, retards
<6> actually, they're prolly a :\)
<1> heh
<3> How would a stroke sufferer smile?
<3> :L <-Person with stroke frowning
<1> :-'
<3> :% <-herpes
<0> lol
<3> how in the **** do news sites make sure every god damn thing loads first before the article?
<1> they are smart!
<6> you don't know?
<3> no I don't know
<3> I'm not a web person
<2> js should have an onMostlyLoaded event or something. One that fires when the html is loaded and parsed, rather than waiting for every small little thing to load.
<6> It's like, the closet guarded secret ever. i'd be shot by AP if i told you
<3> CSS divs?
<3> multipart documents?
<6> no f'n clue
<2> I've never really had any problem having to wait for an artical to load.
<2> I don't read much news though.
<6> i know what he's talking about.. is really annoying when they have the overhead ads
<2> Those flash ads that expand to fill half the screen when you mouse over them (or worse, automatically) are really annoying.
<3> it's sickening how much advertising we get shoved down our throat
<6> i think in the next year, we'll see advertising triple, if not quadruple to say the least. There will be advertising on every square inch of white space of your computer.
<6> Background images will consume every open sector of a page.
<6> it will look ugly, and it will make money.
<4> i dont wana Execute an external program and display the output i wana just Execute an external program as full screen in the server side
<3> as full screen?
<4> yes
<3> that makes no sense
<4> there is no results to get
<4> its to protect my server
<4> i made this program in vb and wana execute it when i go to some poage in my site
<1> vagina?
<6> to protect your server?
<4> for example $last_line = system('calc.exe ', $retval);
<4> i wana run calc in my server ???
<1> is that english?
<2> typically server's dont have a display
<4> no
<2> so why would you want to lauch some interactive display program?
<4> english is not my original language
<7> HI MY NAME IS DAVIDH***ELHOFF
<1> haha
<7> someone needed me?
<4> aoeex it seems u understand me .., may u help
<7> full screen?
<7> wtf
<4> sorry for my english language
<3> sorry for your butchering of the english language
<4> just tell me how can i open notepad in my server
<7> @system
<7> @exec
<5> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<5> string system ( string command [, int &return_var] )
<5> Execute an external program and display the output
<5> http://www.php.net/system
<5> Listing of all exec functions:
<5> escapeshellarg, escapeshellcmd, exec, p***thru, proc_close, , proc_get_status, , proc_nice, proc_open, proc_terminate, shell_exec, system
<5> http://www.php.net/exec
<7> go read
<6> it's bad enough we have americans buchterching the english language, we don't need foreigners doing it too
<6> butchering*
<7> haha
<4> and display the output !!!!! there is no output i just wana open notepad
<7> BadDay``: you can't do that over the web.
<7> without something like VNC
<7> Stoned4Life: yeah, us damn americans are buchterching it.
<6> he wants to open programs on his visitor's computers in order to input malicious code and hopefully gain control of their computers and personal information.
<7> hahaha
<4> no
<4> in the server side
<6> that's how it starts


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