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<0> if "everyone else" is more than two people, then uh.. duh?
<0> @confess
<1> I was caught giving my boyfriend a blowjob by my IT teacher in the bikeshed. He threatened to tell my parents if I didn't do it again in front of him in his cl***room.
<0> hahaha. best one ever.
<0> oh god, my eyes
<2> yikes
<2> @confess
<2> im not special :/
<1> My bf dumped me today, on 1/1/5. Great timing. I feel like ****.
<2> @confess
<1> i *********e while thinking of this freshman guy i see every day
<2> eh..
<2> im done
<2> @confess
<1> i live in western pennsylvania. ive been far away across the country. ive never been to philadelphia.
<2> @confess
<3> pennsylvania is very wide
<4> bbl: Zz.
<3> @confess
<3> slow-*** bot
<2> no joke
<5> some times it takes a minute to pull
<1> I yell at fat people that they are fat. I don't feel guilty about it.
<5> i should probably set the timeout lower so it pulls from the cache
<5> but i'm too lazy for that
<3> spox: you'll need to start caching ahead
<3> a few confessions
<3> so it prints the next one in cache and then in the background appends the next one
<5> it already has a few hundred cached
<1> i wish i could change, and not regret my past, which i do....alot
<5> so it the server times out, it pulls a random cached one
<3> ah i see
<2> @confess
<1> I find myself unattracted to the opposite *** so the other day while i was *********ing, i called my dog over and my johnson let loose all over him. since then, i've been lurking in barns looking for 'bigger' fun.
<3> @confess
<6> Hi All.. i have a question... prpbably a silly one!
<5> every time it pulls the page, it gets like 10 confessions
<5> so it displays one and then stores all of them
<6> mail('$email1', $subject, $text, "From: $name <$email2>"); this does not work for me.. what coudl be wrong
<2> what doesnt work
<3> @php echo '$a';
<1> I have *** with girls I'm not attracted to for no real reason.
<6> i dont get any email from this script
<2> do you not get the mail. or does it return an error
<1> Result: $a
<2> headers
<3> HisXLnC: '$email1' -> $email1
<2> if you dont have the right headers, your mail service will fiter the mail out
<6> without ' '
<2> @confess
<1> a whole lot of money and on hospital trip later i know that sticking a tennis in my wife's vagina is not hot. it's ****ing ***y as hell!
<6> the thing is.. if instead of '$email1' i use "abc@xyz.com" i get the mail
<2> @confess
<1> I am in a relationship with a great guy, but for the last few weeks I've wanted to have a randome drunk one night stand more than anything
<3> HisXLnC: you're not paying attention
<3> @php $email1="abc@xyz.com"; echo '$email1';
<1> Result: $email1
<3> @php $email1="abc@xyz.com"; echo $email1;
<1> Result: abc@xyz.com
<3> do you see the difference?
<6> hey pizza_milkshake thanks man.. it worked :)
<3> you're welcome
<2> yeah, '' doesnt parse the var. "" will, or nothing at all
<2> @confess
<3> '' does not interpolate
<1> I don't think I can ever really love her. I'm trying but something is missing from me.
<2> thats the word
<2> @confess
<1> I LOVE BOYS KISSING OTHER BOYS AND ITS EFFING HOT I GET ORGAMS FROM THEM!
<6> pizza_milkshake so if i have more than one email address will this work '$email1,$email2'?
<3> HisXLnC: you're maybe a little slow
<3> so i'll show you again
<3> @php $email1="abc@xyz.com"; echo '$email1';
<1> Result: $email1
<2> dont use '
<3> @php $email1="abc@xyz.com"; $email2="abc@xyz.com"; echo '$email1,$email2';
<1> Result: $email1,$email2
<3> @php $email1="abc@xyz.com"; $email2="abc@xyz.com"; echo "$email1,$email2";
<2> use $email, not '$email'
<1> Result: abc@xyz.com,abc@xyz.com
<2> @confess
<6> got it.. thanks pizza_milkshake
<1> I'm a lesbian, but guy-on-guy turns me on
<3> HisXLnC: http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.string.php
<2> @confess
<1> I slept with my boyfriend's housemate when he was in the shower. Since then he keeps telling me I have to sleep with him or he will tell my boyfriend. I have to keep doing it as I kove my boyfriend and can't face losing him.
<2> good god
<3> spox: where do you get these ****ing things? they get worse and worse
<5> i was trying to figure out how to filter the **** out of them
<5> but i don't know how i would
<2> @confess
<1> i hate my life but i stick around because i am in madly in love but as soon as he falls out of love with me i will probably die.
<2> Zzzz...
<5> please 2 die kthxby
<2> @confess
<1> I'm female, and I *********ed at my desk today during lunch, and later at someone else's desk while fixing their computer. This is the third time this month that I've *********ed at work. Maybe I should have more ***. With my husband.
<3> if (preg_match('/(boy|girl)friend|***/', $stR)) $****s=true;
<3> $str
<2> there ya go
<2> @confess
<1> I've now had *** with my lover 10 times, and I've fallen in love with him. The thing is that I still love my husband as well. Who said I can't have my cake and eat it too?
<2> jebus
<2> @confess
<1> i went with my TA to his house in west virginia. it was me, five other girls, and two close guy friends. one of the guys was my exboyfriend. we hooked up both nights, and i gave him head for the first time. my other guy friend was lying on the floor next to us, sleeping.
<2> @confess
<1> ive been in love with this guy for 3 years. i havent seen him in a year and a half, and he is ruining his life with drug abuse. im also afraid he will commit suicide.
<3> these are awful. americans are so neurotic about ***. it's all conservative christianity's fault
<2> i feel depressed now. i think im done
<2> maybe not
<2> @confess
<1> i'm a cock tease.
<3> bahaha
<2> good nuff
<2> heh
<2> @confess
<1> Im a sad panda.
<2> @confess
<1> i got my bf addicted to buffy and er. i am diabolical.
<2> @confess
<1> I stopped doing drugs. I wish that instead I started doing harder drugs. I very selfishly have a fantasy where I overdose and die in my house. I'm very depressed and need help.
<2> okie
<5> woe is me
<5> i am so sad and depressed
<2> poor bastards
<5> someone please kill me
<5> ****ing retards
<3> @profess
<2> ^ exactly
<5> i wish that lowbrow still had their **** up
<5> those were funny
<2> why do all these kids want people to feel sorry for them?
<2> @confess
<1> Just like everyone else I make fun of the sluts in my school and say they are gross...but really im jealous of them and would rather be a slut and have everyone talk about me than be a virin and a nobody..
<2> yeah.. thats the right attitude...
<3> sluts are great
<2> @confess
<1> my name is jorge and every night before i go to bed my girlfriend reaches over and sticks me in the *** with her dildo i was first not interested but as she went deeper i seemed to enjoy it more and more we now include it everytime we have *** thank you mr.red rocket
<7> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?779 -> whats wrong with this?
<3> ascarid: what's wrong with it?
<5> well for one
<5> @preg_match_all
<1> (PHP 3 >= 3.0.9, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<1> int preg_match_all ( string pattern, string subject, array &matches [, int flags [, int offset]] )
<1> Perform a global regular expression match
<1> http://www.php.net/preg-match-all
<5> well, i guess it depends what what you want to print
<3> ascarid: what do you want $satir to contain?
<7> i want to get data between <script></script>
<3> @file_get_contents
<1> (PHP 4 >= 4.3.0, PHP 5)
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