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<0> "To attain knowledge, add things every day.
<0> To attain wisdom, remove things every day." - Lao Tzu
<1> i had no idea the hokey pokey was so deep
<2> "Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time" - Hun Hao
<3> laffo, pizza_milkshake
<4> hey, it's teh comcor
<2> :-|
<3> men
<3> meh*
<5> i have to learn ASP :(
<5> :'(
<0> lol
<5> my conversion to the dark side is now officially complete :-/
<6> i have a yuan.
<6> 1.2 cents!
<5> okay, last bug fixes of the day are done.



<5> i have two client meetings tomorrow :-/
<6> i have a meeting with a multi-trillion dollar client on wednesday next week
<3> ooh, you've been /trumped/
<5> evulish_: right, right. and there are three supermodels right beside me that are about to tackle me and have their way with me
<7> we are truly among greatness
<3> spox: I know I've been blown away
<0> go get the baby oil
<0> comcor: get that ky warming stuff we used last night.
<3> eh?
<0> :)
<0> oh look
<0> the w3c is here
<8> kill him
<9> can move_uploaded_file() take ../path as a path?
<0> sure if your OS will
<9> alright, perfect :)
<9> thx
<10> hi to everyone
<10> i would like to create a chat using the ajax technologies
<10> with php, dhtml e javascript
<10> could anyone give me some link to tutorials ?
<10> where to learn how to use it ?
<10> i tried to search in google for ajax, but it doesn't match with the one I want
<10> any advice ?
<11> learn them each independtly of each other first
<11> learn the basics of php, the basics of JS, the basics of css, the basics of using JS to modify a document (dhtml as some call it), the basics of xmlhttp (ajax, as some call it).
<11> Then combine them into a chat.
<11> searching for a tutorial about a specific application is generally pointless if you don't know the basics of all the necessary parts needed to make the application
<6> <3 ajax
<6> too bad js DOM wasn't a bit more standard
<6> IE screws the pooch for most things
<6> auhg
<6> how do i turn a string into an array in java
<6> the best i'm getting is String[] blap = otherstring.split("/");
<6> but then it doesn't have the size method
<10> aoeex, thank you for the advice... I know php and javascript already
<10> I need to lrearn xml then
<10> and how to combine them toghether
<10> i will look for tutorials that teach me xml then
<9> i'm having the wierdest problem.
<9> why would my php page not display anything at all?
<9> it works on my server
<9> but on this box it doesn't even show a <html> tag in the source
<12> an error, and error reporting is off?
<9> ahhh
<9> perhaps
<9> yeah it is off
<9> :(
<9> how can i print out the errors?
<6> turn it on?
<6> :P
<9> ahh yeah ini_set
<6> @error_reporting
<13> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<13> int error_reporting ( [int level] )
<13> Sets which PHP errors are reported
<13> http://www.php.net/error-reporting
<9> thx
<9> ini_set('error_reporting', E_ALL); should do it
<9> right?
<6> or just error_reporting(E_ALL);



<9> that's not working
<9> i tried that too :(
<9> it prints the <html> crap now atleast
<9> hm
<9> its dying on the require()
<6> i need an alarm here
<6> set to 8:00pm on thursdays
<14> #1064 - You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'collate latin1_general_ci NOT NULL,
<14> `type` tinytext collate l
<14> how i can fix this?
<6> let me guess
<6> you exported a table from mysql 4.1 or more and are importing it into mysql 4.0?
<14> yeah
<2> does mysql 4.0 have collate?
<9> http://pastebin.com/524887
<9> if hello2 doesn't get printed
<9> does that mean pear db isn't working properly\isn't installed?
<9> im having this problem with my production code, once i access pear db all code past it stops being used
<9> :|
<15> check your error log
<14> what does it mean.
<14> Next you will have to enter your mysql information. The mysql table must already be created before you try to install the tables.
<14> it asked me, host, username , p***word , and MYSQL TABLE:
<14> what i have to type in table box?
<11> rmpants probably. pear hides errors if it fails to include a supporting file. All you get is a white screen generally
<11> it had me stumped for a while.
<9> yeah thats what i figured =[
<9> grr
<9> i guess i'll have to install it tonight
<11> There's an option to make it not hide the errors I think
<9> aoeex: so you think pear is there and erroring or just not there? ;
<11> DB::connect($dsn, array('debug'=>3)) or something I think.
<9> i can include, require
<9> no problems
<9> ah
<11> I'd guess DB.php is there, but the support file mysqli.php isn't there.
<9> that's not even a valid connection, just something i grabbed off google to test
<9> im trying a valid connection through the googleapi cl*** i found for php
<11> so when DB requires() it the script dies. But w/o the debug option set, it does @require() so it hides the fatal error.
<9> but its screwing up the page
<9> ah
<11> does PEAR::DB support mysqli yet?
<9> nfi
<9> i'll take the i out
<9> yeah the include_path is set to .
<9> hm
<9> i bet it's not installed
<11> do you have shell access?
<16> kent hovind freaks me right the **** out
<11> is it a *nix server, or windows?
<17> Why is dentistry stuck in the 1800s?
<16> lol
<18> good question, poutine
<19> right so
<17> I doubt they've had any scientific improvements since clove oil
<19> i have $2,000 cash in my pocket
<17> why so much cash? I sometimes have 1k and think it's too much to carry
<19> got paid
<19> for this job
<19> that i'm on
<19> and those thoughts of leaving heather are surfacing again
<19> now that i can afford to make a move
<17> you can't leave her unless you kill her
<19> i'm beginning to think that
<17> lol
<17> just make sure your mIRC doesn't log okay?
<19> always
<19> so
<19> she's talked me into staying for a year and a half but i've never found her attractive
<17> I just learned that drinking antifreeze causes brain swelling
<19> everyone i've said that to thus far says 'well that's kinda unfair' but i always thought it was a critical part of a relationship
<19> plus, why am i getting talked into staying?
<19> i know what i want
<19> am i right?


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