@# Quotes DB     useful, funny, interesting





Google
 
Web www.quotesdb.info
Undernet  |  EFnet  |  Quakenet  |  Freenode  |  Dalnet  |  Ircnet  |  Galaxynet
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18



Comments:

<0> why doesn't the gaim window blink when someone says something to you?
<0> is there some config option i'm missing?
<0> i should say the taskbar button
<0> kopete blinks
<0> why can't gaim
<0> gaim is like kopete's effeminate little brother that thinks it's ok to be different
<1> gaim does.
<1> sometimes
<1> if it feels like it
<1> what version are you using?
<1> the 2.0 beta doesn't blink consistently. 1.5 does
<0> 1,5,0
<0> no blinking here
<0> only when the window just opens
<0> and that blinking is done by kde automagically



<0> not by gaim
<2> my computer is better than his as well
<3> [Parse_Error]: mine doesn't blink either
<0> i'd use kopete but it's too easily excited
<0> every little thing that happens it feels the need to pop up this big baloon which blocks out my entire taskbar
<4> anyone know if I should be using mysql_freeresult with insert statements?
<3> @mysql_freeresult!
<5> Failed to find definition for mysql_freeresult!
<3> no
<0> @mysql_free_result
<5> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<5> bool mysql_free_result ( resource result )
<5> Free result memory
<5> http://www.php.net/mysql-free-result
<3> lol
<3> hmpf...what's the easiest way to export an entire db using php...?
<6> fedt: mysql?
<4> Ive recently started getting this error on a script that does lots of inserts, Lost connection to MySQL server during query
<0> fedt: `mysqldump databasename > filename`;
<4> and I havent changed my code at all, so i was thinking that freeing memory may help
<0> let the system do it
<3> "[Parse_Error] fedt: `mysqldump databasename > filename`;" is that a command?
<0> the `` is a php function
<0> or sometihng
<3> @mysqldump
<5> Did not find any matches for mysqldump
<5> Possible matches (best first):
<5> msql, msql_dbname, msql_drop_db, msql_num_rows, msql_numrows, mysql_db_name, mysql_db_query, mysql_drop_db, mysql_field_name, mysql_field_type, mysql_num_fields, mysql_num_rows, mysql_ping, mysql_query, mysql_result, mysqli_debug, mysqli_dump_debug_info, mysqli_num_rows, mysqli_ping, mysqli_query
<0> it runs the provided windows or linux command
<0> fedt: mysqldump is a comand line application
<3> ok...
<3> sorry
<0> fedt: placing it in the `` will run the command in a shell
<0> fedt: for eg, try this: $var = `ls`; echo $var;
<0> ls will run, and the results returned to your application
<0> now swap out 'ls' for a proper mysqldump command
<3> so i don't need exec()?
<3> or whatever it is in php
<0> `` is the same thing
<0> note the hcaracter i'm using
<0> it's the character below your tilde
<0> don't remember the name
<6> backtick
<7> whoa... you know what I just realized?
<7> it's my birthday tomorrow
<7> !
<1> ****kkkkkkkkkk
<3> i forget my bday every year
<0> spox: ok, it seems i never knew the name to begin with
<1> i hate servers that don't have shell access
<0> yea...me too
<0> like google
<0> pages.google.com is missing shell access
<3> [Parse_Error]: my db is on a foreign host...so that won't work will it?
<8> aloha.
<9> hopefully you were meaning the "goodbye" usage of the word
<8> if I am pg_escape_string()'ing a string to go into a db, how do I unescape it? there's a pg_unescape_bytea but no pg_unescape_string. The Fine Manual [tm] says that pg_escape_string is preferred over addslashes() but doesn't elaborate as to why... should I just use stripslashes() to unescape it?
<3> omg i don't want to read that
<9> you don't need to
<9> you just select it back out, the escaping is just for storage
<1> this ****s.



<1> i'm doing work for my job, freelance work, and personal work all at once
<8> I must be doing something wrong then, I'm getting quotes escaped when I select back out
<9> lee, use stripslashes()
<9> your problem is magic quotes
<8> ahh
<9> magic quotes is escaping your strings, then you're properly escaping them with pg_escape_string,
<8> excellent, thanks
<3> is there a way to just export a mysql db into sql statements? (like in phpmyadmin)
<6> yeah, mysqldump
<3> yeah...but my sql server is on a diff host
<10> why do i get Call to undefined function: mysql_connect() /
<9> mysql is no longer installed by default
<9> rtfm
<9> see: mysql
<9> see: mysqli
<9> mysql ****s too
<10> suggest an alternative
<10> mysql is installed
<9> postgresql
<3> i'd go with mysql...you just need to configure php to run with it
<9> mysql only has their modern features because of innodb, oracle bought the company which makes innodb, and they recently failed in a buyout of mysql, what makes you think they're going to devote time to that instead of their high priced oracle db?
<9> you can't use "mysql" commercially anyways, regardless if you buy their commercial license, there's still GPL code in the public version which gets stripped for the commercial db
<9> plus you can get a good idea of its corruption problem with the recent wikipedia debacle
<9> !start
<11> Trivia game started by poutine!
<11> WHO WAS DEAN MARTIN'S COMEDY PARTNER?
<11> Hint: ***** *****
<3> oh geez...i'm too tired :(
<11> Hint: J**** L****
<9> jerry lewis
<11> Your penis must be very large poutine! The answer was JERRY LEWIS. You got it in 25.372 seconds.
<11> poutine now has 19 points and is ranked 7th of 32, behind pizza_milkshake with 20.
<9> !top10
<11> Top 10: Robdgreat 52, InitHello 51, Mr_Eko 45, HaNtU]uU[ 27, evulish_ 21, pizza_milkshake 20, poutine 19, Stoned4Life 17, Haddock 10, [Parse_Error] 8
<11> WHAT IS THE LARGEST EXCLUSIVELY INDONESIAN ISLAND?
<11> Hint: *******
<9> jakarta
<12> it got reset?
<11> Hint: S******
<13> sumatra
<11> JUMPING JEHOVAHSFAT InitHello! The answer was SUMATRA. You got it in 26.863 seconds. You are now in first place!
<11> InitHello now has 52 points and is ranked 1st of 32.
<11> WHO DID RAY DAVIS PROVIDE LEAD VOCALS FOR?
<11> Hint: *****
<9> sting
<11> Hint: K****
<11> Hint: K***S
<6> kinks
<11> SUPER! spox! The answer was KINKS. You got it in 43.734 seconds. You've moved up in rank!
<11> spox now has 6 points and is ranked 13th of 32, behind Zenethian with 6.
<9> kansas
<9> googler
<11> WHERE DID EUCLID OPEN A SCHOOL OF MATHEMATICS
<11> Hint: **********
<6> nada
<14> hello
<14> inside php
<6> hola
<11> Hint: A*********
<14> is this legal?
<6> arkansas
<14> echo "<a HREF=\"test.png\">TEST</a>";
<6> sure
<9> GO AWAY RELIK
<11> Hint: A*E*******
<14> waauw
<14> thats christian hospitality
<11> Hint: A*EX******
<9> **** your god, jesus was a fag
<6> alexandria
<11> BLOODY BALLS spox! The answer was ALEXANDRIA. You got it in 71.403 seconds. You've moved up in rank!
<11> spox now has 7 points and is ranked 12th of 32, behind chalupah with 7.
<11> WHAT DOES "TNT" (USED IN DYNAMITE) STAND FOR?
<11> Hint: ***************


Name:

Comments:

Please enter the result of the sum 63 + 46 (to avoid spam):






Return to #php
or
Go to some related logs:

#india
#kl
sex-chennel
%D9%83%D8%B3%D9%87%D8%A7
abang askar
Olypics in China 2008
#chat-world
dewasak
#india
#india



Home  |  disclaimer  |  contact  |  submit quotes