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<0> looks oddly like the top of a toilet paper dispenser in a bar restroom
<1> ???????
<2> pastrami is really popular here
<2> crazy jews
<1> what? what does pastrami have to do with jews?
<3> ****ing jews
<2> jews like pastrami.
<2> it's their food.
<1> ... you don't have to be a jew to like pastrami =\
<1> no.. bagels and cream cheese are their food
<3> jews like walmart
<2> no, normal people eat bagels and cream cheese
<2> jews eat pastrami
<2> normal people eat ham
<1> and gefulte fish, or what is that other stuff?
<3> gifelte fish
<3> mmmm
<3> matzah ball soup
<3> mmmm
<1> normal people who want enough cholesterol to kill a cow eat ham
<3> turkey is better
<1> yeah, matzah ball soup too.. not what i was thinkin
<4> poutine, is there any MudPortal-src avaiable for download ?
<3> turkey > ham
<1> anything > ham
<3> Ox41464b, no, but trollbot will be coming soon
<2> jew.
<1> minus olives..
<5> lox is the nastiest ****
<3> eggdrop tcl support + php + perl
<1> yeah, hate lox
<4> poutine, okie thanks
<3> you can check progress by svn checkout svn://svn.intpos.com trollbot
<4> t
<3> still needs quite a bit of work
<1> your mom needs quite a bit of work
<2> what percentage does paypal take out of regular transfers?
<6> not a lot
<3> 96.5%
<7> 3.5% I think
<7> + $.30
<8> poutine, you're using SVN?
<6> mmm svn
<8> I'm torn between svn and cvs
<8> maybe because I'm more familiar with cvs
<9> I like svn
<2> is there much of a difference?
<9> Only have one complaint
<1> not a lot Zenethian?? have you used paypal? they **** every dime they can get their hands on =\
<8> poutine, you mean svn://svn.intpos.com/trollbot
<3> no
<3> I mean svn://svn.intpos.com
<3> I ****ed up the layout right now
<3> I'll soon have a svn.trollbot.intpos.com
<8> svn:/Error * Can't check path 'svn:': The filename, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect.
<9> works for me
<3> changing
<9> Any benifit to using svnserve vs. the apache module?
<1> oh wow.. that hurts.. damn anisthetic is wearing off
<1> need more!
<1> pump that ****
<1> ah ****.. this stuff is horrible.. it feels like a hot needle for 3 straight minutes before you don't feel a thing. whole time you wonder, ****, i'll stick to the other pain, and then after the 3 minutes, you're like, ahhhhh.. it was all worth it.
<2> http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~sofashark/Fark/TFark1931703.jpg
<2> ha
<1> nice
<1> what's an awesome song?? i wanna see if my iTunes/paypal account works =|
<1> come on, you got 99 cents. you have to buy a song. What do you want?
<4> poutine, trollbot is c ?
<10> trollbot? o_O
<4> svn://svn.intpos.com trollbot
<11> @fwrite!
<12> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<12> int fwrite ( resource handle, string string [, int length] )
<12> Binary-safe file write
<12> http://www.php.net/fwrite
<13> is there a $HTTP_VAR to get a remote MAC address
<10> not as I know of.
<13> thanx
<13> later room
<0> heh, if you could get the MAC addy, you'd have super cookies
<0> well, super sessions anyway
<10> define super sessions?
<0> sessions rely on propogation of a unique identifier. typically through cookies. this could be propogated through querystring as well, but only if you control the flow of the navigation
<0> mac addy's are guid's that could be used to track users anywhere whether they wanted to be or not (if they were revealed) as no such mechanism is in place to deal with such a thing
<11> wow...did you invent computers?
<1> actually, i'm not sure why, but my wireless network adapter for my desktop changes sometimes... that's a big no no right?
<0> no, but i was a consultant for al gore
<11> lol
<0> i'm about get my aces cracked, heh
<0> low ****ing stacked too
<0> oh lovely a reraise. that means there's another poket pair
<0> nm, hit
<0> aces full of 4's
<2> http://www.cornbread.org/FOTRCompare/index.html
<0> heh, next hand AQ suited against pocket aces and pocket 5's
<0> 5's hit to crack the aces and i'm out
<2> http://cgi.ebay.com/Sony-Blu-Ray-High-Definition-DVD-Recorder-Player-Blue_W0QQitemZ5827037196QQcategoryZ71581QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
<0> and we've had 5's on the board the last 11 hands
<10> You can't just grab a session info from $_SESSION[], can you?
<10> say ive got a session called 'foobar' from a web
<10> and can I do $_SESSIONS['foobar'] in any script
<10> ?
<0> the session does not persist unless the id is propogated
<0> there's no way to know which session a user belongs to, http is stateless
<0> unless, of course, the session is propogated. if cookies are enabled and reasonably set, and php is configured to use them, then yes that'd very likely work
<0> read up on them
<10> aight. thanks
<6> lol
<6> whats wrong with them?
<5> An exception was thrown by the type initializer for Mono.Unix.Native.Stdlib
<5> it's very helpful
<0> isn't the problem obvious?
<5> well yeah. the type initializer had a problem in the StdLib library
<5> i mean, no big thing
<9> Just gotta fix the problem
<9> then all is good :)
<0> honestly, this isn't rocket surgery ya know
<5> at this point, i think surgery with rockets would be more productive
<5> at least more entertaining
<0> we'll have to make a reality tv show about it
<10> how do i convert mysql's NOW() to something else via php?
<10> "the output of"
<6> um
<6> @date
<6> ****ing bot.
<6> where's mod_spox ?
<12> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<12> string date ( string format [, int timestamp] )
<12> Format a local time/date
<12> http://www.php.net/date
<11> lag
<6> ah hah
<6> @*date*
<12> Functions matching *date*:
<12> Lots of matching functions. Truncating list to 20 results.
<12> checkdate(), date(), date_sunrise(), date_sunset(), dbplus_update(), DOMDocument->relaxNGValidate(), DOMDocument->relaxNGValidateSource(), DOMDocument->schemaValidate(), DOMDocument->schemaValidateSource(), DOMDocument->validate(), easter_date(), getdate(), gmdate(), idate(), ifx_update_blob(), ifx_update_char(), mcal_date_compare(), mcal_date_valid(), ncurses_doupdate()
<6> @time
<10> he's lagged
<12> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<12> int time ( void )
<12> Return current Unix timestamp
<12> http://www.php.net/time
<10> I believe.
<11> !php system("php -r '$hi = 3; echo $hi;'");
<10> aight, thanks :)
<6> stupid php manual is getting too big.
<14> Notice: Undefined variable: hi in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<14> /home/poutine/safe/php: not found
<11> hmmm
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