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<0> echo "<meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"2\">" $img = array("img1.jpg, img2.jpg, img3.jpg); $rand = rand(1,3); echo "<img src=\"$img[$rand]\">";
<0> i win
<1> oh thanks that's nice
<1> but i have 20 photos
<2> god
<3> Rashonda22F: you are easily aggrivated
<2> so replace it with your query
<1> how ? :(
<4> HAHA
<4> didn't know it was you, Rashonda22F
<3> lol
<5> hey
<2> would you like to touch my large black ***?
<5> is it ok to save data from session_id() to mysql?
<2> it'll only cost you $75
<2> rmpants: sure



<5> thats what i figured, im trying to figure out how im going to implement all of this ;/
<5> shouldn't be too hard
<2> rmpants: maybe you should use a session handler?
<0> what i gave you is random
<0> kinda
<5> too much work
<2> nah, simple as hell
<2> the one i use i copy and pasted from the comments, mostly
<5> hm
<5> are you using session_set_save_handler()?
<2> yeah
<0> echo "<meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"300\">"; $img = array("img1.jpg, img2.jpg, img3.jpg"); $rand = rand(1,3); echo "<img src=\"$img[$rand]\" />"; //every 5 min or whatever
<1> is it possible to refresh just a an image randomly on a page and not the whole page
<2> Djanov: O)#(*U$*()#$&U#($*UI#IOPU%J@IOJNRFIOW#H
<5> :X
<2> JAVASCRIPT
<5> Rashonda22F: so session_set_save_handler is pretty much transparent when implemented?
<2> there's no 'pretty much' about it :P
<2> i through it into a huge cms and it worked fine
<2> threw
<0> anyway...if i have a text file and i want php to perform a function for each line on that file...?
<5> wouldn't it just be easier to have a small function at the beggining of every page? ;/
<2> fedt: file() and a loop?
<5> to check against session ids and the like
<4> $blah=file("file.txt"); foreach($blah as $line) { wtf-ever }
<0> img1.jpg, img2.jpg, img3.jpg, img4.jpg, etc...
<0> ?
<0> did you even read it?
<1> yes
<1> but is it refreshing all page ?
<1> or just the image in the page ?
<2> its going to refresh the entire page
<5> odd
<2> Djanov: if you want to only refresh the images, YOU HAVE TO USE JAVASCRIPT
<3> is istockphoto down for you guys?
<2> nope
<1> i'm talking with fedt , you don't need to shout
<0> it's against muncipal code in maricopa county to store session vars...
<5> arizona heh
<5> i used to live in scottsdale
<3> fedt: does that only apply to servers that are running in that county?
<3> no way that law holds up for any site
<2> Djanov: i'm telling you the right way to do what you want. ignore me all you want, i suppose, but that won't make a better answer come up.
<2> it's illegal for government sites to use persistent cookies
<1> i don't ignore you, but i don't understand why do you shout
<0> heh...wtf would there be a law against that? lawl
<3> dude... there's some crazy laws...
<2> Djanov: because i've answered you 20 times
<0> like you're not allowed to go fishing on a mule and crazy ****?
<3> did you know there is a law in oregon that makes it illegal to have *** with a porcupine?
<2> you'd think having *** with one would be punishment enough
<3> heh... porcupine... sounds alot like concubine
<0> Djanov: make an iframe or something
<0> but it's not php
<4> iframes==nasty
<6> yea
<3> damn istock is down
<2> K|O|G|I: only for you
<6> im trying to figure out a way to display my portfolio without using iframes right now. heh.
<0> Rashonda22F: huh?
<2> ?



<1> :\
<4> I'm not sure Djanov is capable of comprehending .... anything
<7> DJANOV YOU'RE A ****ING GOD DAMNED IDIOT
<1> ?
<0> no you're not?
<0> lawl
<1> poutine: gfy
<2> hehe that was an okay movie
<2> poutine: HAHA BURN HE TOLD YOU
<7> I must concede this flamefest
<1> ...
<3> i swear, everyone used to live in scottsdale
<3> is there anyone left there?
<3> I know like 10 people that used to live there
<3> Djanov: because you're dense as... .something dense
<0> rmpants: i'm in mesa
<7> he's as dense as hydrogen
<3> lead... that's dense
<0> it's illegal for a cookie to never expire
<5> ah
<5> ;]
<4> as dense as a black hole
<1> your speaches are dense too
<3> Rashonda22F: did you just barely get that porcupine line I sent?
<3> am I that lagged?
<2> [17:26]<3>Rashonda22F: did you just barely get that porcupine line I sent?
<1> anyway thanks guys, bye
<0> * Ping reply from K|O|G|I: 2.00 second(s)
<4> I got it 10 minutes ago
<3> fedt: how did you do that?
<0> /ctcp K|O|G|I ping
<2> heh
<2> welcome to irc! :P
<4> javascript.
<3> wtf
<0> haha
<7> I'm supar mIRC programmer
<7> I get paid bitch
<4> I wrote an image gallery that features a slideshow with no iframes just the other day
<0> it's doable...i just don't care
<0> i'm wasting my time encrypting server logs for logins to my game :-/
<3> Rashonda22F: you are seriously lagging, man
<2> it's not me
<2> i'm fine for everyone else
<0> K|O|G|I: why are you pinging everyone...?
<3> trying to figure out where the lag is... someone told me earlier that I was like 10 sec behind
<3> i don't think it's me
<0> -K|O|G|I- VERSION mIRC v6.16 Khaled Mardam-Bey
<0> n00b
<3> wow. great
<3> there's my version
<3> xchat:2.4.3:Linux 2.6.14-1.1653_FC4 [i686/2.09GHz]
<2> i vote DayStalker for the gayest version reply.
<0> yes...i am on fc4
<7> yes
<7> my computer is better than his
<0> haha
<0> :D
<0> remember that time when Djanov said something smart?
<0> cause i don't
<0> ctcp poop?
<0> haha
<8> *** [#php] CTCP POOP from poutine No known reply, press F7 to reply
<8> Booooooof
<0> o rry?
<3> what's your ping time to me?
<3> i never got a reply from you
<9> why doesn't the gaim window blink when someone says something to you?


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