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<0> @confess
<1> @translate en|de eat **** mother****er
<2> I ordered the grouphug book and I have to wait another 2 weeks for it to come in, i hate my life
<2> Translation: essen Sie Scheie mother****er
<1> the confessions get worse and worse
<1> @translate en|ja where is the toilet
<2> Translation:
<1> @translate en|de no
<2> Translation: nein
<1> @translate en|de no sir
<2> Translation: kein Sir
<1> @translate it|en ba da bing ba da boom fuggedaboutit
<2> Translation: ba from bing ba from boom fuggedaboutit
<3> pizza_milkshake, what is there to do in vegas
<4> @translate de|en ich will pizza_milkshake jetzt haben ;)
<2> Translation: I want to now have pizza_milkshake;)



<5> lol
<0> i need something i can download quickly and watch which is interesting
<0> HURRY
<4> @translate de|en Wir werden ein Hitler und ein Puff brauchen!
<2> Translation: We will need a Hitler and a Puff!
<4> puff == whorehouse
<4> but whateve
<0> whatevs man, whatevs
<5> @translate en|de Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
<2> Translation: Ist jetzt die Zeit auf Kettenrdern, wenn wir tanzen!
<0> uhg what the ****
<0> did cl change their listings
<6> if wonder if Etobicoke knows that code is a syntax error.
<6> if you're gonna put geeky code **** in your quit msg, at least make sure it ****ing compiles somehow
<6> lol
<3> if you http://www.vivalasvegasweddings.com/las-vegas-theme-wedding-rocky.htm
<3> no
<3> no I say
<3> no
<5> You know what is funny?
<5> When 15 year old idiots discover things the rest of the Intarweb has known for a while, and then subsequently post these things to digg.
<0> you mean like: about:mozilla ?:P
<3> what are you trying to say there comcor?
<5> I was bitching about this post: http://digg.com/technology/Microsoft_s_Whois_Hacked_
<5> The sad thing is that it has 90 diggs
<3> I miss paranioa.org
<0> you know what i want? a new apartment
<0> i think i may start a serious hunt tomorrow
<3> I have a new apartment
<0> look to move around may
<0> i'm just really really really sick of getting very little natural light in both the living room and my bedroom
<0> my roommates always close their damned doors
<7> anybody live in FL?
<5> **** florida
<0> seriously
<0> who do you think we are?
<0> old people?
<7> :))
<0> or.. mexicans?
<0> PUERTO RICANS!?!?
<7> that was uncalled for
<0> SO'S YOUR FACE
<7> :p
<3> florida is filthy with cubans not mexicans
<0> oh right
<7> i've got many friends that are cuban and mexican
<6> yeah get it right ****er
<6> at the same time?
<0> yeah well
<0> i have friends that are jewish
<0> TAKE THAT, MOTHER****ER
<6> yeah well
<6> I have friends that are russian.
<0> ME TOO
<6> and they'll KGB your ***
<0> and RUSSIAN JEWS friends!!
<6> YEAH WELL I HAVE RUSSIAN JEW NAZI FRIENDS BITCH
<3> i have no friends
<0> GO BACK TO CANADA



<6> NOW THATS ****ING HARDCORE BITCH
<3> i am abomination
<6> GO BACK TO MALAYSIA
<6> :D
<3> GODDAMNIT!!
<0> i had a nazi jew friend. he ethnically cleansed himself.
<3> why do I do this
<0> THAT'S hardcore.
<3> someone stop me
<6> trollboy: ok, stfu, quit whining.
<6> ;)
<0> trollboy: *********ing?
<3> no
<3> one of my cats went feral on the cross country trip
<6> he's looking at horse porn again
<3> tries to kill everyone
<3> so I have to take him to the pound
<5> **** cats
<6> :(
<0> comcor: they're too tight
<6> ew
<0> i mean
<5> I, I supposed I asked for that one.
<5> I hate cats.
<0> i'm a goat person, myself
<3> while googling for a animal shelter in LV I found this
<3> http://www.corhs.org/jakeburm.html
<3> why am I considering picking him up tommorow?!?
<3> WHY?
<0> f/t rats?
<3> frozen/thawed
<0> oh
<0> does everyone name their snake jake?
<3> although at that size, he's ready to be moved up to small rabbits
<0> i mean, i named mine Dr. Tall
<3> mine are named anubis, sett and cerenunos
<3> good jorb comcor
<3> so why the beerspray?
<5> for some reason a snake named "Dr. Tall" hit my funny bone
<3> ah
<0> haha
<3> you're a ****ing weirdo
<3> and that's coming from me
<5> What can I say?
<3> and evulish you have no idea how many pythons I run into named "Monty"
<0> heh
<0> heh. ever throw up in your room then find specks of vomit months later on things?
<5> so, I'm working on redesigning code for recurring job requests. I'm trying to decide when is the best time to determine when jobs should be executed
<5> I can calculate 1) at request time, all occurrences; 2) request the next occurence when the current executes; 3) check all jobs at regular intervals to see if any need to be executed
<5> However, I'm not sure which route to go.
<0> the one with most boobies
<0> i'd go with 1 or 2
<5> I don't like #1, because a job could recur forever
<5> I suppose #3 would make the most sense
<5> of course I have to worry about DST with that
<3> I recommend #3.1415...
<0> hmm
<0> i wonder if there's a firefox extension to do a stress test on a webserver
<6> nope
<6> I've checked
<6> I use a little python script
<3> I put up free porn
<6> haha
<6> Just get slashdotted.
<3> same thing
<0> i want to create something like meebo.com
<0> for a forex trading station
<3> http://www.flexbeta.net/main/comments.php?catid=1&shownews=18760
<5> post your site to digg, but put something stupid in the title
<5> people seem to eat that up
<8> lol
<0> lets start submitting porn to digg
<0> honestly, ie7 is ugly as hell


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