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<0> !php echo date("l, F jS Y g:iA");
<1> Wednesday, January 25th 2006 6:06PM
<2> hrm
<2> @php echo date("l, F jS Y g:iA");
<3> Result: Wednesday, January 25th 2006 2:31PM
<0> !php echo date("l, F jS Y g:iA", strtotime("LAST WEEK TODAY");
<1> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected ';' in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<0> sht
<0> !php echo date("l, F jS Y g:iA", strtotime("LAST WEEK TODAY"));
<1> Wednesday, December 31st 1969 7:00PM
<0> haha
<0> !php echo date("l, F jS Y g:iA", strtotime("-7 DAYS"));
<1> Wednesday, January 18th 2006 6:07PM
<2> @php echo date('r', strtotime('last week'));
<3> Result: Wed, 18 Jan 2006 14:32:23 -0800
<2> :P
<0> yeah i couldnt remember the string
<4> strtotime == awesome
<0> yeah
<0> comes in handy with calandaring aps
<2> the debian installer is so much easier than i remember it being
<4> i think they reworked it recently
<4> it used to **** balls
<5> yeah 3.1 has a whole new installer
<2> i was all impressed with ubuntu's installer
<0> yeah
<2> and it's just debians
<0> im impressed with any debian installer recently
<0> 3.1 was painless and quick
<0> same with ubuntu
<4> of course, ubuntu == debian + naked people
<5> I'm impressed with my penis installer.
<2> so what's the greatness of ubuntu then?
<0> and we all know that naked people rule
<2> debian packages don't work anymore
<5> ubuntu has more 'modern' packages
<0> dont work?
<5> it's more bleeding edge
<2> hrm
<2> more so than debian's testing?
<5> no
<5> hehe
<5> it just releases faster than debian does.
<2> or unstable?
<2> hrm
<6> AUHG
<6> my edges are bloody :(
<5> which means it does less testing, I'd imagine.
<0> lol
<7> @udefine anal
<3> Definition for anal:
<3> What to avoid in prison.
<3> Example usages:
<3> After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.
<3> Source: Oprah
<3> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define?term=anal
<8> anal = iibbmm
<9> so...
<9> Jstr loves to take it iibbmm?
<8> trollboy: who knows...
<8> he seems like it.
<9> can I paste this in #html now?
<8> i care ?
<8> heh
<8> watch this
<8> :D
<10> another night of nothing but idling I see
<11> Disney buys Pixar Animation Studios in a stock deal worth $7.4 Billion. Steve Jobs becomes the single largest Disney stockholder.
<11> ...
<11> RHICH BASTARDS.
<11> rich*
<12> So what happened with Pixar? Last I heard they were trying to go their own way.
<13> what's wrong with this? "echo "Name:" $row['name'];" why won't it display? (it displays without "Name:"
<10> missing a .
<11> does $row['name'] exist?
<11> and that too.
<14> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emeril
<13> what am i missing the .
<14> that's what i was looking for
<13> ?
<11> @udefine emeril
<3> Definition for emeril:
<3> the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"
<3> Example usages:
<3> My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on.
<3> Source: BULLDOG
<3> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define?term=emeril
<10> smickus, www.php.net/tut , read before you try out ****
<10> smickus, echo "name: " . $row['name'];
<10> if you haven't figured it out yet
<13> yes i had :p
<4> ROFL
<6> does php have a simple way of handling STDIN?
<10> !func scanf
<1> Alas scanf() does not exist, blame the PHP devs
<4> fopen("/php/stdin") or some stupid ****
<6> heh yeah, figured
<6> i was thinking something more along the lines of the way perl does it
<10> is gcc a good c++ compiler?
<4> oh you mean while(defined($_ = <>)){ ... }, thankfully, no
<4> define "good"
<13> poutine - it does the job?
<6> heh, i use while (<>) { print($_); }
<15> how can I create zip files and add items to it with PHP?
<15> evulish: what is that code for?
<6> that'll print out anything that's input
<10> K|O|G|I, look for an external LZW lib
<10> I don't think PHP has any built in
<15> any ideas...
<15> I'm on a shared server
<10> !func dl
<1> dl (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5) -- Loads a PHP extension at runtime
<1> int dl ( string library )
<15> I can only check for /request a lib
<1> http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.dl.php
<15> so what libs are common for that functionality?
<6> http://phpconcept.net/index.en.php
<6> there's that
<6> which are cl***es and not modules
<13> how do you delete rows in SQL... DELETE FROM table_name LIMIT 1?
<6> smickus: yes
<4> smickus: basically...
<6> you might wanna add a WHERE clause
<6> haha. DELETE FROM table_name ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1
<6> :P
<6> mystery delete!@
<4> worst sql mistake ever is to screw up a delete clause :-/
<10> or to not limit a WHERE clause in a production database....
<6> worst one for me was when someone screwed up a truncate
<10> in an UPDATE
<10> I meant
<6> mos_session != mos_section
<4> poutine: haha, yup. UPDATE table SET field = 1;
<4> whoops
<4> evulish: print while <>; is even ***ier, but the defined() method is actually the "proper" way
<10> pizza_milkshake, when I first started on pgsql, I didn't have 'primary keys' and on a production db, with no backup (first day, everything had just been entered in the computer (should have backed up then)), and I did a UPDATE current_tickets SET ticket_number='0';
<15> what is this <> stuff?
<4> K|O|G|I: perl!
<4> poutine: come a long way, eh?
<16> perl++
<15> what's it do?
<6> K|O|G|I: <> is a shortcut for <STDIN>
<6> which is standard input
<10> pizza_milkshake, I'd like to think so
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