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<0> 'tit' and 'to'
<0> 'did' and 'do'
<1> ajar, alas, anal, away, babe, baby, eyes, eyed, even, iris, memo, none, pipe, pope, rare
<2> O.o
<1> am an as at be by if in is it me my no pi
<3> nn som gillar thstrms samlade alster och all annan slags musik PM mig
<4> IN ENGLISH! ?
<5> omgeez...is that sweedish?
<5> i live in arizona!
<4> omgeez it's anything but English
<6> hi all
<4> Hello FreesurF
<2> can anyone in here convert javascript to PHP?!
<2> its rather important
<4> re FreesurF
<6> is there any one who speak french ?



<4> Darkkish_: ?
<6> re
<5> haha
<2> can someone convert a javascript bookmarklet to a php/html link?
<5> php and js are different things :-/
<2> i know...
<5> what are you "converting"?
<2> in this case it would work though
<2> all i need
<5> what is it?
<2> i have a php page
<2> that echos images
<2> with the names 001.jpg, 002.jpg etc
<2> and it has buttons on it that say forward and back
<5> wait...weren't you in here before...?
<2> i need a way so the forward will change 001 to 002 etc
<2> yes
<2> i got the script from EF
<2> >.<
<2> im going to explode if no one helps me
<2> im feeling alone
<4> here this might help you:
<4> | NO 3RD PARTY APP SUPPORT | http://www.tpbmovie.com | rules: http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/rules.php
<2> what is it.
<4> what do you need ?
<5> he doesn't know...
<2> ...
<2> wow
<4> ok wtf...
<4> command line i get : / 1 row affected, 1 warning .. / where do i look or type for the warning msg ?
<4> lol
<5> turn on warning messages?
<4> in command line.. how ?
<5> which os?
<4> xp
<5> beats me :-/
<4> lol
<5> maybe error logs?
<1> time to play with obj-c/cocoa!
<4> ok.
<4> fedt: u ever dev a cms ?
<5> !php echo "hi";
<7> hi
<5> function hms($timein) { $hrs=floor($timein / (60*60)); $timein%=60*60; $mins=floor($timein / 60); $secs=$timein % 60; echo "$hrs:$mins:$secs"; } hms(656);
<5> !php function hms($timein) { $hrs=floor($timein / (60*60)); $timein%=60*60; $mins=floor($timein / 60); $secs=$timein % 60; echo "$hrs:$mins:$secs"; } hms(656);
<7> 0:10:56
<8> what's floor()?
<5> !php function hms($timein) { $hrs=floor($timein / (60*60)); $timein%=60*60; $mins=floor($timein / 60); $secs=$timein % 60; echo "$hrs:$mins:$secs"; } hms(6056);
<7> 1:40:56
<9> @floor!
<10> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<10> float floor ( float value )
<10> Round fractions down
<10> http://www.php.net/floor
<5> roudns down
<8> rounds fractions?
<9> !php floor(1.8);
<9> !php print floor(1.8);



<7> 1
<8> interesting
<9> ... why floor() ? who came up with floor?
<1> uhm
<8> it rounds down... to the floor
<9> lol
<1> it's useful as hell
<5> !php print ceil(2.3);
<7> 3
<9> @roof
<10> Did not find any matches for roof
<10> Possible matches (best first):
<10> arsort, chroot, error_log, feof, floor, gzeof, hw_root, mcrypt_ofb, newt_cursor_off, oci_lob_eof, ocilogoff, ocirowcount, ora_logoff, proc_close, proc_open, recode, round, rsort, strpos, strtolower
<9> i was close
<9> lol
<5> heh
<8> think of all the ways to embezle with it
<8> or how ever you spell it
<9> lol
<9> Office Space..
<8> yup
<8> stoned, i belive you have my stapler
<9> i musta added a zero =X
<9> or was it a decimal place?
<5> hahaha
<5> yeah, it was a decimal
<9> hehe
<5> !php print (60 * 60 * 34);
<7> 122400
<5> !php print (60 * 60 * 24);
<7> 86400
<11> fo' sheezi
<11> can i use it
<11> ?
<11> !php echo "I rock";
<11> how do i sign up with mudportsl?
<0> it costs $5
<0> you can /msg me for the paypal address
<11> wow, i would have paid $50
<5> haha
<12> sup fed
<5> erm...still not a fed
<5> but whatev
<12> heh
<11> erm...mudportal?
<5> yeah, 5 bucks
<11> try before i buy
<5> !php echo "try this, bitch";
<7> try this, bitch
<12> !;php while(3>2){ echo "no body can spam like MudPortal can...\n"; }
<12> :P
<0> :P
<12> what up quesidilla
<0> my band is playing in a few hours
<12> true
<0> i'm getting myself pretty
<1> http://www.jr.com/JRProductPage.process?Product=4054483
<1> i want.
<0> so all the groupies will go home with me
<12> fag
<12> ok, that made the pretty comment sound alittle better.
<0> it's hard to look like a rock star
<12> im still quoting it though :P
<12> !addquote <0> i'm getting myself pretty
<0> you're just jealous
<12> indeed
<0> if anyone is in southwest michigan, Czars505 in st. joseph is the place to be tonight :)
<5> what's the penis flood command?
<12> !php penis_flood(3);
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<13> lol
<5> :)


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