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<0> one week till tourist season :(
<1> i dont believe in tourists.. they're a myth
<0> haha
<0> i was walking down wall st and it was paaacked with tourists today
<0> some guy was like "hey man, way to walk in front of my camera"
<0> i told him i was a vampire
<0> i wonder if he got it
<2> anyone know of any good sites that allow programmers/devs to place bids on the project? i know a few but i was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for teh best one?
<0> elancer.com
<1> a risky bluff if it was a digital camera
<0> er.. elance.com
<0> Two-Bits: they still have mirrors in them, i'd think
<0> i dunno
<1> my point being that he'd see on the lcd if you'd show up or now. never mind
<0> oh
<0> ha
<3> Anyone know a script to change what the address bar URL says. like if im running my script on a freehosting site, make the url say 'www.mysite.com/page.php' instead of 'freehosting.50megs.com/page.php'
<1> kaplan24: you can't. stop trying.
<1> NEXT!
<0> kaplan24: you can't afford the $3/mo for hosting?
<4> why dont u use mask forwarding ?
<3> no, ive seen it done before
<3> whats mask forwarding
<0> beggars on the train can make that in like 2 minutes
<0> i have a few years of hosting just in the spare change on my dresser
<3> haha, ok, we're not all as fortunate as u. its for a presentation, i just want it to look like i have my own site up
<1> i give blowjobs for 3 months at a pop!
<0> you can't spare a dime a day?
<3> not for one presentation
<0> but you can drop $15 on a domain?
<4> mask forwarding is that, you can forward ur domain to freehosting.50megs.com/page.php , and people will see the url of ur domain etc
<0> or $10, whatever
<1> more like 7-9
<4> dude , some offer 2.99
<3> i didnt drop anything, im just using 50megs hosting... thanks kingfisher
<0> but domain names aren't free
<0> how are you going to get site.com ?
<3> i dont want site.com, i just want it so that when the page loads, instead of in the address bar ppl reading 50megs.com they see site.com
<1> some sites will get the domain for you and redirect your site with frames
<3> just an illusion if u will
<0> kaplan24: that's not possible
<3> oh ok
<0> for masking, you need to own the domain
<4> do u have your "site.com adress ?
<3> no i dont. i just want to fake the site.com address
<4> hehehehe
<3> it wasnt that important, just wanted to add a dimension to my presentation
<4> hehheheh
<4> you are really funny
<5> that sure would make all those phishers out there happy if those stupid browser authors would implement that feature
<0> spox: that actually was implemented :P
<3> KaplansPageDesign.com
<5> IF
<6> it would make identity theft alot easier.
<1> actually there is a bug in IE taht will do it. but it's not very smooth
<0> firefox had that problem
<0> people were using utf-8 encoding to make regular characters, i think
<4> kaplan24..if u cant buy new domain, try some .tk or any other short name
<3> ok, thanks kingfisher
<0> kaplan24: if you're giving the presentatin
<0> bah
<1> actually, you said this is for a presentation?
<1> doh
<4> :P
<0> i was going to just tell him to changes hosts file
<1> i was going to suggest editing asgda
<1> DONT READ MY ****ING MIND
<0> booya
<0> oh well. berating him was far more fun
<1> the last 4 lines/ideas have been identical
<1> almost anyway
<7> whats the mysql format to copy an entire column from Table1 over to Table2?
<0> just join them
<7> hmm.. could you show me please?
<7> if i try it and get it wrong im finished :x
<8> update Table1, Table2 set Table2.col = Table1.col;
<8> but that's probably not what you want
<7> why not?
<8> or if it is, you'll want to match primary keys
<8> update Table1, Table2 set Table2.col = Table1.col where Table2.somekey = Table1.somekey;
<8> what'll update EVERYTHING
<7> every ROW in the column right?
<8> which is not something you'll want to do on a regular basis
<7> not every column in the table :x
<8> yes, it will touch every record that matches
<7> ahh
<7> ok i see thanks pizza
<8> you're welcome
<7> update Table1, Table2 set Table2.col = Table1.col where Table2.somekey = Table1.somekey; ... so thats going to update table 2's column right?
<7> ahh thanks pizza you're tha man
<8> i'm more of a lesbian trapped in a man's body
<7> well you still have 10 fingers to type with
<7> i ***ume!
<8> i lost 3 fingers in The Great War, you insensitive clod!
<9> lol
<10> hi
<10> spox or Two-Bits u der?
<1> i dur
<10> remember me?
<10> i had a prob with file upload
<10> anyway i manage to fix it, wanted to come to share the solution.
<1> do share
<10> well you have to create a php.ini file and insert the commands you want to overwrite and this shud b uploaded in the folder where you want it to happen.
<10> thats basically it.
<0> i don't believe that's a common solution
<10> it actually worked.
<10> i can upload up to 50M now
<10> even i cudn't believed it worked.
<8> now if you just lerned how to spel.
<11> CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET
<11> HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET?!
<10> ????
<8> Zenethian: i believe it's more of a rhetorical question
<11> Hmm
<8> http://maps.google.com/maps?q=%22sesame+street%22
<11> !udefine mung
<5> @ bitch
<11> @udefine mung
<12> Definition for mung:
<11> yeah yeah
<12> The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitaes to climb the nearest
<12> tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one. *[cut]*
<12> Example usage: Freeloading bastards who mung will surely burn in hell.
<11> @udefine 2 mung
<12> I failed. No, you failed. Use something real retard.
<11> @udefine mung 2
<12> I failed. No, you failed. Use something real retard.
<5> nope. only the top listing
<11> Enhancement request!
<5> alright. i'm going to be making a bunch of updates in mid june
<5> i'll add that in too
<11> hehehe
<13> How do you get the number of returns a given mysql query produces?
<0> Moridin: mysql_num_rows()
<13> Thanks
<13> I was fixing to make a loop to count it >.>
<0> hmm
<14> all freelancers can join #freelancer
<15> kernel_error: i'd prefer you not advertise in here.
<9> lol
<11> haha
<11> pwned
<11> * *** Notice -- Received KILL message for kernel_error!~fais24@202.6.179.66. From tyler Path: mesra!staff.dalnet!tyler (have a good day.)
<5> i bet he's having a great day now
<11> Yeah
<16> wow, sqlCVS sounds amazing
<16> i was just browsing around looking at plutohome because i was bored, but came across this thing, it may actually prove to be incredibly useful to me
<8> hmm does it work for any database, or its own internal database?
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