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<0> findingOhio, you can'
<1> i don't like to swear, stop that
<2> whats the point?
<0> findingOhio, you can't say you don't enjoy making uptight people uncomfortable
<0> Test123, Ok, I'll ****ing stop
<3> test123, how old are j00?
<2> at the expense of me looking like an idiot, no.
<0> findingOhio, you see this is IRC, what happens on IRC, rarely leaves IRC
<0> findingOhio, plus I know more than you ever will. EVAR!
<2> obviously...
<0> findingOhio, did you need something?
<0> why are you here?
<1> rephrase, poutine knows more swears thatn anyone ever will
<0> in every language too
<2> why are you?
<0> findingOhio, I've been annoying people here for over 3 years
<1> i guess youre mom had taugh you well, i wonder where did she get this knowledge from?
<0> you just came here today
<2> and?
<0> I have seniority, so I'm asking wtf do you want
<1> i suppose she had to sleep with people with different culutures and languages
<1> :)
<3> omgeez...you crossed teh line!!!
<1> jerk
<0> Test123, **** muhammed with a rock
<1> yea wutever, but am talking about your mom not your prophet
<0> you're not a muslim?
<1> hehe wutever
<4> Test123: it's better to ignore poutine
<1> pizza_milkshake you're supposed to take care of the channel, it's so clear he is annoying the users
<0> pizza_milkshake, you have a duty to uphold
<1> gotta warn him instead of teaching me how to ignore him
<1> plus i already did
<0> you swore upon the stone tablets of IRC etiquette
<4> Test123: yes, you're right, i've just gotten so used to poutine's horrible behavior
<3> i think it's cute :-/
<0> pizza_milkshake, have you noticed the "retard" bot?
<0> ^
<4> huh?
<3> !penisflood 5
<3> is that not it? :(
<0> type "retard"
<5> retard
<0> not paste
<0> type
<0> mIRC user
<5> mIRC user
<0> retard retard retard
<5> [15:14]*DhoTjai sets mode: +retard evulish
<5> that? :P
<0> yes
<5> i like retard stew
<0> oh it notices you or something?
<5> it's a PM
<0> I thought it was going to the channel
<1> never mind pizza_milkshake, i complained to the founder.. i hope he is a less lame than you guys
<5> haha
<6> hmm ye, it was actually for another channel
<0> mIRC scripter eh? most worthless skill ever
<3> yeah, do some obscure language like tcl
<0> TCL at least can be used outside of IRC clients
<6> i like it on all channels #
<5> you like penises, as well
<6> thanks
<5> no problem
<3> what happened to that test123 n00b?
<0> he left
<7> Ok here's a doozie for ya!! (anyone)
<3> a h8 dooziez
<7> why is if ( isset($_POST['resetButton']) ) { never returning true for me?
<7> when my button (of type="image") clearly has name="resetButton"
<7> and it submits to the same script
<7> (re-loads the same page)
<3> using type="image" is invalid
<3> and won't work on certain browsers
<7> well **** that
<7> how do I get around it then?
<3> um...something about using x and y coordinates?
<7> ahh ****... so my if statement has to check for that?
<3> i think so? i've never tried. but you can google it
<7> ay... pain in the ars'ol'
<7> ok lets just see how good google is
<8> http://varshop.com/two-bits/js-serialize/ for all you ajax freaks
<9> Good afternoon everyone. Really quick question. Is there a way to easily subtract an hour from a timestamp created using date("Y-m-d H:i:s") ?
<10> you could do it from time
<11> uh..
<0> AnnaM, time() + 360
<11> or just date(H)?
<11> oh.. haha, sorry I'm an idiot
<8> strtotime
<0> subtract and extract are different chalupah!
<11> or mktime(whatever, date(H)-1, blah)
<0> and I mistyped 3600
<9> poutine and Techno: Thanks. Now, really stupid question. How do I convert the unix time into a time stamp in the Y-m-d H:i:s format?
<0> !func date
<0> err
<0> ~date
<0> wtfever
<12> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<12> string date ( string format [, int timestamp] )
<12> Format a local time/date
<12> http://www.php.net/date
<11> mktime()
<11> and date(blah,mktime())
<11> is the key to all your answers
<0> I don't see why you keep using mktime
<0> he has a unix timestamp
<10> me either
<11> to add the hour or whatever
<8> @php echo date("Y-m-d H:i:s", strtotime("-1 hour"));
<11> eh, I think it's easier then ****ing with a string
<0> date(blah,$time+3600)
<12> Result: 2006-03-25 11:56:25
<0> oh -
<11> ohh.. hm
<11> I get it
<4> @php function fib($n){$f=array(gmp_init(0),gmp_init(1),gmp_init(1));for($i=2;$i<=$n;$i++){$j=$i%3;$k=($j+1)%3;$l=($k+1)%3;$f[$j]=gmp_add($f[$k],$f[$l]);}return gmp_strval($f[$j]);} echo fib(11);
<12> PHP Fatal error: Call to undefined function gmp_init()
<8> using strtotime keeps it readible
<8> gmp!
<8> <3 gmp
<4> gmp is ****ing ***y
<11> I dunno.. it's easier for me to understand adding an hour then 3600 seconds
<8> gmp gives me a boner
<9> Wow, thanks all for the great information.
<0> chalupah, your understanding != effecient
<0> not you personally
<11> hehe, I am in no way making that claim
<8> poutine: the extra cycles to keep programming understanding at it's peak are not going to bring even the largest site down any
<11> it's good practice though, right?
<0> Two-Bits, yeah well converting an int to a string and testing if the first char is "-" is easily understood, and it wouldn't cause any programs to go down, but is it really what you want?
<8> it's good to know what an int timestamp represents and the math involved in manipulating that number
<8> if you do something like -3600, just be sure to comment it
<0> - (60 * 60)
<0> is that so hard to understand?
<7> .... ok I think I figured it out
<8> if you dont realize it's (seconds in a minute times minutes in an hour) then yes
<7> I believe I need to do a if isset($_GET['resetButton_x']) {
<7> and submit the form with method=get
<8> for example, if you JUST subtracted 60.. would you recall if it was to represent one or the other?
<7> for a button of type "image"
<8> Etobicoke27m: might be resetButton.x isn't it?
<0> Two-Bits, well figuring as a UNIX timestamp is seconds from the epoch, I'd naturally know that it meant 60 seconds
<8> it's different for FF, iirc
<7> Two-Bits: nope.
<0> should we really write our code to appease to people who don't know what a UNIX timestamp is?
<7> Two-Bits: . isnt a valid variable character in php... so php automatically replaces it with _
<8> Etobicoke27m: ahh, ok
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