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<0> haha
<1> i'm a humanitarian. i'll expect you all to vote for me for the next nobel peace prize
<0> you're like mother teresa and gandhi put together
<2> Vegetarians eat vegetables. I'm a humanitarian.
<0> haha
<2> Mmm humans.
<3> lol
<1> imagine if mother theresa and ghandi had wild monkey *** and had a child together
<1> i'm the guy who'd sell videos of the conception
<3> i'm the guy who'd sell the video of her giving birth
<1> i'd sell admition to the post natal abortion extravaganza
<3> can i be your silent partner
<4> you guys are going to hell



<2> hmm
<4> lol
<3> we can chop up the fetus and sell it as stew
<1> no, you're already making too much racket
<0> that's "admission"
<1> pizza_milkshake: yeah, i knew i botched that somehow. tried to fix it, didn't get any better. so i gave up
<0> sometimes it's better to just move on
<1> myke: i'm sure it could p*** for brunswick stew if we put corn in it
<3> lol
<2> actually
<2> according to actual christian scripture
<1> Zenethian is getting hungry
<2> you only go to hell if you're not christian.
<3> lol
<2> so
<1> not in catholicism
<3> we're doomed
<2> go season yourself and bathe in some worchestershire sauce for me, ok?
<1> i'll have myself a liquid smoke enema
<1> perhaps some nice hickory
<3> ewww enema
<3> ever give yourself a soap enema
<1> can't say i have. though i imagine you could save on wiping your butt for the next several sessions
<3> lmao
<3> i know a girl that soaped up her finger and stuck it in her *** to clean it and she had to poo right after it
<1> that's why i use pipe cleaners
<0> :|
<5> haha i ****
<3> soap enema might work as good as a laxative
<6> anybody know any docs in securing the php against cross site scripting?
<5> the easiest way is to flip allow_url_fopen to off
<5> i imagine that would eliminate a lot of it
<0> also, use urlencode(), htmlspecialchars() and semi-relatedly, mysql_escape_string()
<5> turn off registered globals, initialize variables, check input values
<5> etc, etc..
<1> ... isn't xss a client side problem?
<0> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XSS
<0> Two-Bits: well, for instance, if i write a msgboard and don't strip out or escape tags, someone could add <script language=Javascript>while(1)alert("haha!");</script> to a post
<0> which would only be a problem for clients with javascript enabled... but something that is preventable server-side
<1> i didn't know that qualified as xss necessarily. i'd just call that content tampering
<2> which is why any sane web developer always scours every bit of user input they recieve
<1> tainting even
<2> well it becomes XSS when there is a src="http://foo.com/malicious.js"; on that script tag. :)
<7> hello
<7> has anyone installed pear-db on a shared host?
<0> Two-Bits: but instead of a msgbox, i could have the javascript hit other web pages, write vbscript to search user's harddrive, etc.
<3> i'm an ***hole
<3> a huge ***hole
<3> this girl i talk to was like "my chest hurts" i was like "lol" she was like "you find it funny that i'm dying?" i said "yes i do"
<2> you should have offered to rub it for her
<3> she's nasty
<3> she has a nasty growth on her face



<3> its nasty makes me wanna puke
<2> ah
<0> myke: all your stories seem to involve "gross" and "nasty" things and times you were talking to girls, so i'm guessing you are... 14?
<3> lmao 19
<2> was she your sister?
<2> or maybe cousin?
<2> or both?
<3> neither sick bastard
<2> oh, it was your mom
<2> are you from alabama or georgia?
<3> no
<3> i'm from the union not the confederacy
<3> lol
<2> Montana
<3> montana wasn't in the union
<2> ah, so you're from canada.
<2> ;)
<3> sure
<8> need sum1 to help with the followin code on http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?676
<8> im gettin a unexpected T_ECHO parse error
<9> you're missing a semicolon on the previous line
<8> there is no previous line
<8> this is the first line
<9> put a space after <?php
<0> goddammit newegg, ship already
<8> that gives an Unexpected T_ENCAPSULATE_AND_WHITESPACE error
<9> Progress.
<8> removin the space give T_ECHO error
<0> echo "value="" -> echo "value=\""
<0> you must escape quotes in a quoted string
<0> or use different quotes to encapsulate the string
<0> echo 'value="' is fine
<10> sup, bitches?
<0> hey metallic
<9> hey metallic
<11> hey metallic
<11> (do i know you?)
<9> as I see it, Marek already had the quotes escaped
<9> the exact code worked fine for me
<10> maybe. i've been hanging around here way too long :)
<8> iite... Robdgreat.. that worked... i also had an extra space b4 ?>... that was causin the error
<11> lol, meant it as a joke..
<8> wonder y
<10> lol. not sure if you smoked your last braincell away :)
<11> didn't think $this;?> that would cause an error
<8> $this; ?> ... this is givin an error
<11> oh
<8> the space b4 the ?>
<11> !php $_POST['p***1'] = "cool"; if(isset($_POST['p***1'])) echo "value=\"".$_POST['p***1']."\"";
<11> damn login
<9> extra space before ?> shouldn't cause an error
<9> at least, I didn't think it was
<9> er, should
<11> err.. ok. i am totally confused about what just happened.. let's try to use proper grammer
<0> bahahahahahha
<9> what (other than the mistake I corrected) wasn't proper grammAr?
<9> extra space before ?> shouldn't cause an error
<9> at least, I didn't think it should
<11> not you.. you were.. legible
<9> :P
<11> :D


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