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<0> Translation: You ***hole
<1> Ficken du!
<2> happy ****ing friday
<3> right on
<4> hrm
<4> so windows.forms is some what working with pnet
<4> mono, not so much
<3> where were you when i need you spox. i spent 5 hours trying to code something in ruby that i did this morning with 3 lines
<3> ;/
<4> lol
<4> i would guess you were trying to do it wrong then?
<3> of course
<5> hi
<3> heh. but i got her figured out though.
<6> yay.. i finally got it working :D
<5> check it out ansi



<5> http://www.phishhook.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=550448
<4> :P
<7> lol
<7> have you guys ever seen this?
<7> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=347328338958022024&q=boom+goes+the+dynamite
<4> holy ****
<5> lol
<4> that is a crazy grow operation
<5> indeed.
<5> comcor; wtf is he doing
<5> diarreaha?
<7> his first time broadcasting
<7> or so I hear
<5> probably his last.,
<7> laffo
<7> indeed
<3> jesus. i think i just came down my leg. ;/
<7> boom goes the dynamite, though :-)
<8> lol
<8> wtf
<5> HAHAHAHA
<5> he just said it.
<8> what's with this kid
<5> that's why god invented beer
<7> and how
<8> can he not read off the teleprompter?
<7> I love beer
<5> drink a few ****in beers if you're that upright
<7> just drank a whole **** ton of it
<5> then go on there like you own that mother ****er
<5> hell i'm workin on it
<5> i wanna see the OFF AIR version of that tape
<5> right after and ****
<5> lmao
<8> ha ha ha
<8> did he just come up with that on the fly?
<7> a question that goes unanswered
<8> "Lets have a look at the scores..."
<8> (read them you bastard)
<8> *churp churp*
<7> well, they certainly don't sensor google video
<3> is there any way to disable use of the system() function through php.ini or some ****?
<1> yes
<3> cool
<1> there's a disable_functions directive.
<3> wasnt gonna waste my tim searching for it if you couldnt
<3> :P
<1> that might not be the right name, but it does exist.
<3> k
<3> is it disable_functions = system or disable_functions = system() ?
<3> well?
<9> Is php fun?
<10> oh no. timmy fell down the well
<11> php is like an orgasm, on your computer
<10> with twins
<11> YES
<9> Lol
<10> comcor: you found google porn?
<3> !Addquote <11> php is like an orgasm, on your computer
<3> !php var_dump (get_declared_cl***es ());
<12> array(89) {



<12> [0]=>
<12> string(8) "stdCl***"
<3> youch
<12> [1]=>
<12> string(9) "Exception"
<3> my bad
<3> i only have 3
<3> ;/
<3> good, he quit.
<13> does anyone know about why ie won't recognize post forms which use "image" as the input type?
<11> !php echo '/msg chalupah I think you are awesome dood.';
<14> mysql5.x database is not backward compatible with 4.x?
<10> no
<10> HaNtU]uU[: 5.x has features that are not supported in earlier versions
<14> is there a way to convert the database?
<11> export it and import it?
<15> is... there something 'funny' with php_mhash.dll in 5.1.2? I can't seem to make it load properly (it's in the php.ini, the server doesn't complain when i restart it, but function_exists('mhash') == false
<15> what other stuff have i perhaps missed checking?
<9> Clock you might want to try doing a search on google.com and maybe you find something there.
<16> hi guys php noob here
<16> (you can start throwing your rotten veg and eggs now :) )
<17> we wouldn't have to if you'd just get to the point -.-
<16> anyway, any books for learning php you can reccommend
<17> books.google.com
<16> cheers chief
<15> EddieFelson; i'd personally recommend just the php site
<18> i agree
<18> www.php.net/tut
<15> the tutorial is fairly easy to follow, and the documentation has lots of usage examples, which is very, very handy
<16> ah okay
<18> and the examples.
<16> well i have used that, php.net some zend as well
<16> but i am not from a programming background so i have a little trouble with the syntax and understanding it
<18> well, i doubt a php book will help much
<18> just practice
<18> maybe try and modify smallish scripts
<15> i reckon it'll take you a week to pick up: start with simple stuff like adding numbers together, printing, splitting strings
<16> cool, i am working on a script just now which is taking an entry from a database and outputting thumbnails and also a large image when you select it
<16> yeah, i am currently training in xhtml and css but i am designing a site that needs a cms so i started looking at php
<19> be sure to make your cms secure.
<15> if you feel like your head is going to explode / otherwise get stuck; grab the link from the topic (pastebin) and throw in your code... we'd be more than happy to tell you everything is wrong and **** etc
<16> great, i will definitely do that after i have my 'why wont php just die' moments
<19> lol
<19> EddieFelson: I know what you mean, I am currently gaining progress on my cms :D
<19> anyways.. I am off to sleep now. night all
<16> on the cms security? i am preparing a simple picture upload file. is putting a p/word protection on it enough with a gateway
<16> or should i htaccess it
<16> gnite jstr
<16> hi
<16> sry just adjusting to this irc lark
<9> I got it
<20> !php echo time();
<12> 1140847066
<15> !php echo function_exists('hash');
<21> startkeylogger?
<22> looking for some php coders msg me
<23> 'night, bitches
<22> gnite
<24> hi :) how can i redirect a surfer to the page he was linked from ? i have link on page that sends info to a db and does nothing else, a blank one. i want that immediately on click it will return back. specifing an url isnt an option because the page i link from cant be entered directly but only from form direction
<24> tried google, didnt help
<25> google?
<25> php.net is where you need to look
<25> ; )
<14> getenv('HTTP_REFERRER'); will return the address he's linked from.
<14> I think you can do header() to redirect
<26> HTTP_REFERER
<24> let me try
<24> are you sure i write it that way ?
<26> or $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']
<24> ok gimme a sec to try :]
<27> DaNnY|b0Y: you should be sure to test that value to make sure there even is one. though most if not all browsers will provide it when following a link or form, it is not mandated by the specs (that i know of). you could also have each link provide the return url in the querystring or the like, which is more common i find
<24> Two-Bits i didnt understand exactly what you mean, and i've tried those 2 options, it did nothing:|


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