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<0> evulish++
<0> evulish: i can't wait until someone writes a template system IN smarty
<0> ***uming it can be done now, and if i knew smarty, i'd do it just to prove how stupid smarty is ;)
<1> <charley> [A - View] crawl-66-249-72-138.googlebot.com - - [24/feb/2006:15:09:41 -0700] "get /sitemap.xml http/1.1" 200 13111
<1> yayyy! :)
<2> haha.
<2> that'd be hilarious.
<2> i've never implemented smarty.. just had to work with it, so i don't know totally what it can do
<2> i smell a nice weekend project, though!
<3> naw that was a fart
<4> 10 lather
<4> 20 rinse
<4> 30 repeat
<4> ............................
<4> Error: Out of memory
<2> hrm
<2> i'm trying to figure out what i did today
<0> i chased down what are probably scammers from nigeria
<5> i think this function im writing is going to be pretty leet
<5> it'll probably be a bunch of overkill though
<5> but its the best way i could comeup with the solution
<0> and finding out how the whole credit card system is even stupider than i thought
<0> we had an order for $12k from our website (normally our orders are a LOT less, but this was for 6 $1500ish meters)
<5> did someone take over your merchant account or something?
<0> when we did pre-auth, it went through, but then they placed a hold on it before it could settle
<5> ah
<0> we called MC about it, they said it was flagged as unusual behaviour and they were investigating it
<0> that was a couple days ago.. today, the hold was released and the money went in our account
<0> but, the shipping address and name don't verify with the card
<0> so on one hand, apparently MC did an investigation and still approved it.. yet, the card is issued out of the USA, shipping to nigera, very expensive order compared to normal, which all points to fraud
<0> the big problem is, if we ship it and it turns out it is fraud, the cardholder does a charge back, we are liable for that, AND we are out the product
<0> oh yeah, and yesterday, another big order came out of nigeria
<0> and another shipping to UK that wants it split across 4 credit cards.. address also doesn't match there (but we have shipped to UK lots before)
<1> anyone here think businesslynx.com is worth 1950 usd ?
<6> no
<1> yeah... **** no
<5> no
<5> unless you do something with the lynx browser
<5> hah
<0> oh yeah. and first order and the UK order both came from free email accounts, but it says like "recevied from [IP] with http" .. and the IP is the same on both of them (a company that provides sattelite internet access.... and has worldwide coverage)
<1> i offered 50... its like jesus..
<5> but then again no
<6> think of spelling it out over the phone every time ;)
<0> yeah, you'd need to get businesslinks.com as well, and forward it
<1> and that one would be worth 1950
<1> won't ever drop though
<0> meh well if you own businesslinks.com why even bother with that one ;)
<0> i wonder how the domain name reselling business is doing these days
<1> heh... ppl are asking too much..
<1> ***.com just went for over a mil though
<0> do people looking for porn really go to ***.com ? or porn.com?
<6> thats probably the first thing i typed into opera
<1> i dunno
<0> lol well i guess so
<1> i know i wouldnt mind owning it though
<1> dj_sinrize: hah
<0> i would think it would be more profitable to have a #1 ranking on google for "porn" "titties" etc
<7> http://www.pichunter.com/
<7> #1 on google for porn!
<1> i think all domains with top ranking sites find that profitable :P
<8> ok, for some reason js is disabled in FF ?!
<8> blah
<0> this is odd music
<1> blah i opened that link at work!
<1> before i saw "#1 on google for porn!"
<0> kittie - into the darkness .. its like, someone doing that annoying yelling "singing" (think, system of a down) along with a girl singing the same thing nicely
<5> is it possible to fetch a row by its row # without using auto increment with mysql?
<5> rather than limit
<0> rmpants: that reeks of bad design
<5> yeah =/
<0> and no, i don't think it is possible
<5> i know it is in pgsql
<0> LIMIT 34,1
<0> is the only way i can think of
<0> why would you want to do that?
<5> throwing everything into an array from the database just for page support\next\back is bad design too though
<5> i tried using LIMIT before, based off a value over get
<5> it was ugly
<5> hm
<9> hm
<9> i thought pizza used to have a guide up on parseerror for doing database pagination
<5> i think ill just deduce the high and low # for limit without having to rely on a value that gets added to over $_GET
<9> but i don't see it
<0> yeah hm? thats the usual way
<9> maybe i'm just nuts
<0> list.php?start=30&limit=50
<5> yeah, thats too dirty for me
<0> then your next button is going to be <a href="link.php?start=($start+$limit)&limit=$limit">
<0> or list.php?page=2
<7> why is auto_increment out of the question?
<5> because records get deleted, and im too lazy to add another field
<5> even then i dont think its reliable
<0> then you take that and go $items_per_page = 50; $start = ($page-1) * $items_per_page; $limit = $items_per_page;
<0> rmpants: no no, you do paging based on result number, using LIMIT .. definately don't rely on data for that
<0> you should never re-use IDs
<5> i was going to rely on the database count
<5> to base the pages off of, then return the index #, and use limit on that
<0> yaeh, its not hard to use pages. you just have to do some math
<0> select count(*) from table to get the total .. $total_pages = ceil($total_rows / $rows_per_page)
<5> http://pastebin.com/571099
<5> i was thinking something like that
<5> im horrible at math
<1> math sux
<1> heh
<0> thats not even really math
<0> its arithemetic
<5> yeah :x
<6> is there a quicker way to do what ive done here http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?733 in php?
<10> Hmm
<6> im just trying to make some code so i can get next and prev pages
<6> dunno if im going about it a spacky way
<10> Dj what you using to wrote your php files with a text editor?
<6> umm dreamweaver
<10> Ok
<6> it added too many spaces when i pasted
<6> http://pastebin.com/571166
<6> thats better
<10> Dj I use codecharger to create my php stuff.
<10> Dj http://pastebin.com/571193
<6> thanks :)
<10> That was just example.
<6> what syntax do i have to use to do this $count * ($result - $result)
<11> lol
<11> $result - $result is always 0
<6> exactly
<10> I am not sure because codecharge does all that for me.
<6> um
<6> oh umm
<6> im being thick
<6> its late :P
<6> but how do i effectively use brackets?
<10> Dj codecharger is lot cheaper dreamweaver.
<6> codecharger checks syntax etc?
<10> You can use a lot of wizards to do stuff so it makes it a lot easer to do the coding.
<12> auto-completion is bad
<12> at least it's bad if you're trying to learn a language.
<10> Ao why is that?
<12> it's good if you already know what you're doing
<12> saves time.
<6> i really need to learn ;)
<12> If you don't though, just wait til you get thrown into an environment w/o auto completion. you'll be nearly screwed
<10> You got php book when you doing a project to use that as reference.
<10> Ao codecharger has 800 page manuals.
<12> If everything is auto-completed for you, you tend not to pay attention to what's happening and forget what function names are, what order/type of parameters there are, etc.
<10> Codecharger pretty much uses the same function name as everyone else.
<12> Chuckt imagin this: You go in for a job interview, or a client meeting and you have to "prove yourself" by writing some small dinky app in a certain amount of time, and you don't have your beloved IDE and book.
<12> If you've relied on it's auto-completion and docs all the time, and never learned anything, your screwed
<11> agree with auto-completion, but without the docs how can you learn from the first place?
<10> I a few months I will be able to write simple and more advanced php applications using codecharger.
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