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<0> Oh.
<0> Ok, I see where I'm not doing anything right.
<0> Ha
<0> Perfect
<0> Thanks again.
<1> cheerio
<2> where's the tea
<1> next to the crumpets
<1> i've got green onion lady doin' her thing
<1> she's been at it for about 2 hours
<1> i'm starting to wonder if it's not causing brain damage
<3> hi all
<3> plz someone to take a look here : http://pastebin.com/734484
<3> then i want to ask something on it
<4> read the topic
<3> pastebin



<5> hi all
<3> no?
<4> [N]ick3L: no. no 3rd party app support
<5> anyone here worked with pdf export in php
<5> ??
<4> kernel_error: yup
<3> aha..
<3> so let it be then :p
<5> is it possible to export as a pdf multiple customized mail
<4> as a what?
<5> like take name and address from a db
<4> you want to collate using php?
<5> no
<5> wait let me put it in a simple way...
<5> say i have 10 customer
<5> i want to send a customized letter to all of them
<5> so what i do i write-up a letter with common body and footer
<4> so in other words
<4> you want to collate them
<1> pdf template?
<5> yup!
<4> [23:58]<4>you want to collate using php?
<4> [23:59]<5>no
<5> put em in a template
<5> collecting is easy fetch from db
<1> heh
<1> collate != collect
<1> plz 2 read
<5> oh!
<5> collate
<5> ya ya
<1> btw, iibbmm misses you
<5> sorry didn't read that
<5> lol
<5> so any help
<4> i use ezpdf to generate pdf files
<5> ya looking at that right now
<5> another thing i wana confirm
<5> evulish
<5> my clients says he want the automated pdf should be sent to printer automatically
<5> now is that possible?
<4> certainly
<5> how?
<4> if you're using linux, just talk to the print server
<5> i thought you have to do it manually after pdf is generated
<4> you want it printed on a printer connected to the server, right?
<5> ya
<4> then yeah, just connect to the print server
<5> ok
<4> [developer@s74361 logs]$ du -h *
<4> 786M access_log
<4> 156M error_log
<4> heh
<6> The nice thing about the access/error logs is they compress extreamly well :)
<4> [developer@s74361 logs]$ wc -l access_log
<4> 9261331 access_log
<4> do i win a prize? :)
<6> no :P
<4> anyone else here create a site from scratch that gets 3 million hits a month? :D



<6> -rw-r--r-- 1 kicken kicken 574M 2006-01-08 23:40 access.log.2005
<6> that's all the bigger my log got last year.
<4> haha. i can't let the log file on my personal webserver get to more than 5mb. otherwise the hard drive will be full :(
<6> compresses down to 3.8M :) <3 compression.
<4> [developer@s74361 logs]$ du -h *
<4> 786M access_log
<4> 156M error_log
<4> [developer@s74361 logs]$ du -h *
<4> 786M access_log
<4> 156M error_log
<7> penis_log
<4> fark that
<6> 00:43:57 up 2 days, 6:05, 4 users, load average: 3.20, 3.25, 2.82
<7> fark j00r momma
<7> 23:44:01 up 92 days, 21:04, 2 users, load average: 0.00, 0.02, 0.00
<7> 23:44:22 up 10 days, 22:14, 2 users, load average: 0.06, 0.02, 0.00
<4> 0:44 up 6 days, 4:21, 4 users, load averages: 0.34 0.49 0.44
<4> pwn
<7> :D
<4> i lost my server a week short of 180 days
<8> 23:53:35 up 208 days, 3:54, 2 users, load average: 0.41, 0.88, 0.72
<7> no soop for you
<4> there. i just deleted my syslog since 2004
<4> how do you guys clear files?
<2> clear files?
<2> touch file
<4> yeah, just empty them
<2> logs, i use log rotate
<4> i just occasionally do >error_log
<4> mehh:/var/log# > auth.log
<4> pwn!
<4> /dev/hda2 393M 343M 30M 92% /
<4> all happy
<6> the Ubuntu live cd sure is taking a long time to boot up in Qemu
<8> stop service, mv file, start service
<8> or stop, echo "" > file, start
<2> that guys eye popping out of his head was pretty nice
<6> that guy was pretty ****ed up.
<4> heh. that bothered me.
<4> i don't like messing with eyes.
<4> that and the needle in the tongue
<9> Hmm ?
<2> the exploding testicle was okay?
<4> yup!
<10> i can stick a needle through my tongue
<6> couldn't actually see that.
<4> i think i'm going to redo my gofish game in java/jsp
<0> what's the correct syntax for checking if something is not set
<0> !isset() ?
<2> if(!isset($var))
<0> zang, thanks
<4> http://www.mehh.net/unfinished/fish/fish.php?n=2
<4> heh. that's pretty bad
<4> http://www.mehh.net/unfinished/fish/fish.php even
<2> i wrote a slot machine and video poker machine simulation with jsp
<0> Ok, I feel stupid. How do I get if ( ) to check if two conditions are true?
<2> &&
<1> that game ****s evulish
<1> how the **** do you book?
<1> do you need quads?
<1> and apparently i'm out of cards and can't play anymore
<2> nice
<1> i give up
<2> the ***hatter is divine
<11> how can I convert a mysql datatime string (2006-05-20 00:05:04) into "MM/DD" string?
<10> maybe...... date()?
<2> date_format
<2> mysql function
<12> http://pastebin.com/734553
<11> spox ok! ty.
<13> gah
<1> MasterABD: www.php.net/preg_quote
<7> www.php.net/preg_nant


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