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<0> get his address
<1> hahahahah! as if.
<2> yeah.. but these packet kiddies are VERY protective over their nicks
<2> they hate it when we steal them
<3> lol
<3> what the hell do the expect
<4> can you whois based on a hostmask as an oper?
<2> yeah
<0> you can damn near as a user
<0> cept +i
<4> so when he changes nicks, you can find him again, right?
<5> Night c
<5> x
<2> well
<2> i just keep akilling his ips
<4> later, kier



<2> and he'lll come back with another one
<4> i remember being an oper, it was fun
<1> who would want to deal with this ****?
<3> bah, people need to program task **** to work in the background
<3> cataloging my music collection should not stop me from doing anything else god damnit
<0> lol
<0> how are you cataloging it
<1> apparently with stone tablets
<0> god damnit
<4> ha ha ha
<0> can't find the cord to hook up my subwoofer
<4> i just want a good mp3 program that databases my music
<4> i have violin versions of tool songs
<0> really
<4> they're both tool, and violin
<4> so i want to have somethign that shows them when i select violin, or when i select tool
<0> i just use winamp
<4> people say Itunes will do that, but i absolutely refuse to use that
<0> i have folders for genre/artist/album
<0> that's how it's organized, rather
<0> brb beer
<4> same here, but i want 2 or more places
<0> like i say
<0> you press J in winamp
<0> and type.. artist name, album name, song name, genre name
<0> it filters for that
<0> on the fly
<4> it doesn't really filter
<4> j just jumps
<0> what
<6> Is there a way I can create a file on the fly and serve it out without actually creating a file on the file system? I just want to be able to serve a simple text file without having to write it to the file system
<1> james cracks corn and I don't care :/
<7> i love hearing "on the fly"
<0> Tb
<7> unzip your files "on the fly!!!1"
<4> what?
<0> http://www.pokerdiet.com/tb.bmp
<0> that;'s what j does for me
<4> bmp you ****ing fag
<4> yeah, it searches, but it doesn't change your queue
<0> what do you mean queue
<7> Sinorm: header('content-type: text/plain')
<0> you can enqueue as you please
<4> nm, shh
<0> you can use the library
<4> i don't really care atm anyway
<7> i think that sends it as a file
<4> i was just typeing to see my own text
<0> i see
<0> me too
<7> or that might just be how the server handles .txt files
<7> i forget
<6> fedt: ok, let me play with a few things
<6> fedt: I think I might be understanding my own problem....
<6> fedt: I want to serve up a .m3u file for the user to download somehow, but preferably not create the file. I really have no idea if this is possible or how, but it seems like it should be
<6> fedt: It is easy for me to create a string variable with the content of the file, but I have no idea how to serve it up to the user without writting it to the file system (which again, I'd rather not do)
<8> is there a simple solution to find out elapsed time in hours between two mysql timestamps?
<8> or between one timestamp and time now..
<9> it always makes me feel special when someone risks butt *** in prison to knock me offline
<1> poutine: you are special



<9> Who are you
<9> got packeted?
<1> The Burger King
<4> comcast, how's myth treating you
<4> and what card are you using?
<9> How's the viral marketing treating you?
<9> tyler
<4> wtf is viral marketing?
<10> cold sales
<9> I know this is not the first time you've heard the term
<9> phrase
<10> flu-id sales technique
<4> uh, i'm not in sales
<9> it's not really a sales term
<9> it's commonly used
<9> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viral_marketing
<4> wtf
<9> http://www.subserviantchicken.com ?
<11> viral marketing: subserviant chicken (damn)
<11> sony's failed PSP promo
<9> http://subservientchicken.com/
<11> i had another good one..
<12> ugh.. that damned chicken again
<9> I'm not touting it as news
<12> for someone so subserviant, he certainly doesn't like you telling him to kill himself or insert various things in his anus
<9> actually the opposite
<11> uhg now i'm pissed
<11> i forgot one i was going to say and it's not on the notable examples thing
<11> it was a blog or something
<11> some sort of website
<9> the bugs
<9> right?
<4> yeah
<4> wtf is this?
<11> what?
<9> oh there was a viral marketing thing years ago starting with some website covered in bugs
<9> I forget it now
<11> the one i'm thinking of was relatively recent
<11> last year or two
<4> i told it to get on all fours
<9> Conan O'brien has one
<4> it jumped up on the couch, almost fell off
<4> then just walked back to the middle of the room
<4> does anyone know of ANYTHING cool you can make this stupid chicken do?
<9> resetting the camera ****s
<9> does anyone here know of ways to find TMS, TMI, TDI, and TCLK JTAG points on an unmarked PCB (I see the resistor chains)
<11> lick it
<3> bah
<3> still ****ing waiting
<2> woohoo
<9> some ****er moved in on my original project to hack the linksys wmls11b, now I have to hurry up and finish my research and work to beat him to it. He strongly ***erts in a condescending manner that he is an engineer, and anything beyond his grasp is utter nonsense. I must make him eat his own ****
<2> time for the president
<9> tyler: hey
<9> kill spongebob***pants
<9> tor
<9> you must
<9> you've been alerted
<9> you've been served mother****er
<2> why?
<9> tor is not allowed on dalnet
<2> its not?
<9> no.. I was half kidding also
<2> lol
<9> but it isn't
<2> news to me
<9> maybe I imagined it
<0> man there was like 8ppl in front of me in the taco cabana drive thru... i just thank god i had half a 12pk in my backseat still cold from the weather
<13> hey guys, i have a query thats something like this:
<13> SELECT * FROM cats WHERE movie = 1 AND text LIKE "%blah%" OR text LIKE "%blah%" ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 8
<13> but for some reason, it picks up where movie = 0
<13> any reasons for that? heh
<9> chances are your problem is with using MySQL
<9> use PostgreSQL instead


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