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<0> XMLHttpRequest...why not _keep_ with the style XML is in with Http?
<0> dear me
<1> que?
<0> camel syntax, it's messed up in the same freaking name
<2> evulish: for where??
<2> if were to put it in your living room, i think it might melt your wall
<1> groogs: haha
<1> i have cement walls
<1> oh man. i had the weirdest dream last night.
<3> i peed myself last night
<1> i dreamed i was in jail. i woke up and i was not on my bed. i was on the hard wood floor that was freezing, up against the cement wall and my metal bed frame.
<1> i freaked out :P
<4> what's newline again
<4> there's \n and what else
<4> is it \r
<1> \r\n



<4> yup
<1> any of you guys know of any performance issues with utf-8 instead of latin1 with mysql4.1?
<5> bah, i have stupid *** neighbors
<5> i could hear their music while i was in the living room
<5> so i turned on some techmaster peb with the b*** all the way up
<5> i think they got the idea finally
<6> anyone have opinions on zend platform?
<7> Hello All
<7> if trollboy was around...
<7> he might be able to tell you something
<4> tell them what?
<5> tell em to **** it
<8> i'm hungry like a mofo
<5> eat a bowl of **** up
<7> lol
<7> trollboy: something about zend
<4> ah
<4> you're using it?
<7> SicChild: was akin about it, I just got done installing it.
<4> SicChild, its fun
<7> asking *also
<4> really nicely done, makes you lazy quick
<6> you use zend platform?
<4> does it all for you
<4> but
<6> or are you talking about the client
<4> its in java
<4> I have the suite installed, I only use the IDE
<6> oh I see
<4> and it constantly GC's and locks everything the **** up
<6> I use the IDE and it runs fine
<4> really?
<6> a little slow but it's manageable
<4> always GC's
<4> ah
<6> do you use the debugger or built in ftp?
<6> I've never really used most of the features with it
<4> built in ftp
<4> not the debugger
<6> how do you use the built in ftp? I got it added but I dont see how to transfer files with it
<1> how many people do your managers actually manage?
<4> in the file browser, you got + Desktop right?
<1> the managers here have like 2 or 3 people
<4> 9
<6> yeah I have the little FTP thing and it connects and I can browse
<4> yup
<4> that's how you use it
<4> basically it sorta mounts the ftp
<4> as a virtual drive
<6> you browse and edit it directly?
<4> in that the desktop is a virtual drive the hard drive sits in
<4> yeah
<4> open a file from ftp
<4> edit
<4> hit save and it ftp's up your changes
<6> seems kinda slow
<4> does renames, deletes, etc
<4> ZEND is kinda slow
<6> i think it locked up
<6> heh



<4> that.. would be GC
<6> looks like I wont be using the built in ftp
<4> there's other things
<4> you use phpdoc commenting?
<6> i like doing my own commenting
<1> commenting is for pussies
<4> no no no
<4> there's a standard for commenting on functions, cl***es, etc
<6> yeah I don't like using it
<6> lol
<4> its called the phpdoc standard
<4> ah
<4> you should
<6> i've used it a bit
<4> when zend does your function completion, it gives you info just like its a built in function
<6> yeah i liek that part of it
<3> trollboy: mac \r, unix \n, windows \r\n
<3> "mac is retarded, unix is for newbs, and windows is for retarded newbs"
<3> that's how i remember
<6> I'm thinking about setting up the debugger
<6> and the SQL manager thingy
<4> jedzilla, nice lag
<3> thanks
<3> i liked it too
<6> trollboy never used Zend Platform?
<9> hi
<9> I'm trying to generate a monthly clockin report.. I have 2 timetamp field, time_in and time_out
<9> and I need to add them up and get a monthly report
<9> and get like the total number of hours worked this month
<10> ugh, IE is pissing me off.
<10> getElementById keeps returning null when it shouldnt.
<9> any idea can get me started
<11> how can i check if a number is positive in php?
<11> as in not -9
<11> etc
<11> i guess > 0
<11> nvm
<10> rmpants, dont feel too bad. we just asked the program manager the same thing
<11> haha
<11> :P
<11> what are you working on? ;]
<7> rmpants: it's only funny cause he said that to make you feel better :D
<11> i dont need his sympathy jokes
<11> ;/
<11> im trying to find out how to implement a next\back button with a table to display data, all im coming up with is a bunch of nasty hackness
<11> =/
<9> I think everybody is taking a nap :(
<9> how do you get the time difference from a timestamp field?
<9> or from 2 timestamp fields
<12> newstamp - oldstam
<12> p
<12> not too tough
<9> spox: that's fine.. but in mysql it's in YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS format
<9> I'm sure I need to convert that to something first
<9> maybe unix timestamp.. not sure
<12> @google 1 mysql date time functions
<13> Search results for mysql date time functions:
<13> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/date-and-time-functions.html
<13> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=mysql+date+time+functions&btnG=Google+Search
<10> rmpants: i'm working on a bunch of stuff. mostly an integrated library system, but also web-based air-conditioning management and e-commerce.
<14> sweet
<14> can i download this web based air conditioner?
<10> ****.. have to convert an entire app to ajax
<1> sweet.
<1> was it ***igned to you by someone who doesn't know what it is?
<10> yup
<10> gives me a chance to convert it to smarty though.
<12> ((Hashtable)a["foo"])["bar"] = "this is fugly";
<1> **** smarty.
<12> XSL!
<1> most annoying templating system ever.
<1> since it's a ****ing language now.
<1> i hope the next version of smarty lets you create functions!


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